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Little known fact, while the government is shut down you’re technically allowed to seize the means of production
October 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Little known fact, while the government is shut down you’re technically allowed to seize the means of production
Don’t promise me a Rapture if you can’t deliver a Rapture.
a cartoon character holding a sign that says the end is near
ALT: a cartoon character holding a sign that says the end is near
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September 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Don’t promise me a Rapture if you can’t deliver a Rapture.
Oh tough days I like to look back at this old Alex Rubens Tweet I have saved in my phone. Always makes me feel better!
September 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Oh tough days I like to look back at this old Alex Rubens Tweet I have saved in my phone. Always makes me feel better!
1. The first night sleeping on fresh sheets
2. A fountain Coke
3. Wandering in art museums
4. Reading a perfect sentence
5. The theme song of your favorite TV show
2. A fountain Coke
3. Wandering in art museums
4. Reading a perfect sentence
5. The theme song of your favorite TV show
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. Cold side of a pillow
2. Autumn in New York City, sweater-weather temperature
3. Crocs (the shoe, not the reptile)
4. Finding stuff after thinking you lost it
5. Cats
1. Cold side of a pillow
2. Autumn in New York City, sweater-weather temperature
3. Crocs (the shoe, not the reptile)
4. Finding stuff after thinking you lost it
5. Cats
September 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
1. The first night sleeping on fresh sheets
2. A fountain Coke
3. Wandering in art museums
4. Reading a perfect sentence
5. The theme song of your favorite TV show
2. A fountain Coke
3. Wandering in art museums
4. Reading a perfect sentence
5. The theme song of your favorite TV show
Well at the very least he’s lost the anti-snitch vote.
September 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Well at the very least he’s lost the anti-snitch vote.
Isn’t it pretty to think so.
August 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Isn’t it pretty to think so.
@ryanwinslett.bsky.social I watched the first two Four Seasons and I love it!
August 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
@ryanwinslett.bsky.social I watched the first two Four Seasons and I love it!
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Hey. The jerk store called. They want to know if you're still interested in the manager position. Apparently they're willing to meet your salary demands and the benefits sound amazing
July 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Hey. The jerk store called. They want to know if you're still interested in the manager position. Apparently they're willing to meet your salary demands and the benefits sound amazing
Was it me? I didn't realize they could hear me from Arizona.
June 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Was it me? I didn't realize they could hear me from Arizona.
Clearly the best way to solve this is a duel. That’s what real men would do.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a room .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a room .
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June 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Clearly the best way to solve this is a duel. That’s what real men would do.
Officially on vacation! Suck it, work!
a black and white photo of a woman standing in a living room holding a bag and a dog .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman standing in a living room holding a bag and a dog .
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June 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Officially on vacation! Suck it, work!
Why does every guy on the dating application have the same dog?
May 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Why does every guy on the dating application have the same dog?
Am I dying or is it just cloudy?
May 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Am I dying or is it just cloudy?
A sandwich called the the Lady Bee at a restaurant called Once Upon a Moose.
I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again
April 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
A sandwich called the the Lady Bee at a restaurant called Once Upon a Moose.
Stocking up on the bras that fit me for the trade wars.
April 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Stocking up on the bras that fit me for the trade wars.
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
All of this could have been avoided if everyone in America had just watched Continuum.
February 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
All of this could have been avoided if everyone in America had just watched Continuum.
Hello, void, I will scream into you now.
a black and white image of a swirl in the sky
Alt: Swirling void in black and white
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January 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Hello, void, I will scream into you now.
Didn't that one town elect a dog mayor? Maybe we should try that?
January 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Didn't that one town elect a dog mayor? Maybe we should try that?
Timed our Severance rewatch so we’ll watch the last episode of season one right before the first episode of season two and I’m very pleased with myself for it. But don’t worry, I will enjoy each episode equally
a man in a suit and tie is dancing with his hands in the air
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing with his hands in the air
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January 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Timed our Severance rewatch so we’ll watch the last episode of season one right before the first episode of season two and I’m very pleased with myself for it. But don’t worry, I will enjoy each episode equally
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anagramming these “merry christmas” blocks is the only thing my husband has done the entire time we’ve been at his mom’s house
December 24, 2024 at 11:17 PM
anagramming these “merry christmas” blocks is the only thing my husband has done the entire time we’ve been at his mom’s house
Eight is not enough episodes of anything!
fry from futurama is angry and says " i 'm literally angry with rage ! "
Alt: fry from futurama is angry and says " i 'm literally angry with rage ! "
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November 23, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Eight is not enough episodes of anything!
My greatest regret in life is not getting those chunky blonde highlights when they were cool.
November 17, 2024 at 4:40 AM
My greatest regret in life is not getting those chunky blonde highlights when they were cool.
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Holy shit they did it
November 13, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Holy shit they did it