James Richards
@sabreferret.bsky.social
Magpie, Sabreur, Berliner, Socialist. Free Palestine!
Wtf is wrong with our manager? Has he died and been replaced with a sack of potatoes? Utterly shite performance since the end of last season. He needs to sort himself out or fucking walk because this is a disgraceful position he's got us in to.
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Wtf is wrong with our manager? Has he died and been replaced with a sack of potatoes? Utterly shite performance since the end of last season. He needs to sort himself out or fucking walk because this is a disgraceful position he's got us in to.
Howe is having a period of being fucking useless. Not changing the side when it's fucking minging, total dereliction of duty.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Howe is having a period of being fucking useless. Not changing the side when it's fucking minging, total dereliction of duty.
Why are we so awful away from home? It's pathetic.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Why are we so awful away from home? It's pathetic.
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Thanks to my mother's hopeless directions I gatecrashed two funerals.
June 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Thanks to my mother's hopeless directions I gatecrashed two funerals.
Get Gordon off ffs. Useless.
November 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Get Gordon off ffs. Useless.
This is a triple sub at HT performance. Disgraceful.
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This is a triple sub at HT performance. Disgraceful.
Solid defensive work by the ref there 👏
October 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Solid defensive work by the ref there 👏
I really wish we could see the old Joe Willock again...
October 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I really wish we could see the old Joe Willock again...
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Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
I don't think any insult I could think of would be as savage as the looks that the "referee" is getting from Bruno and Joelinton #NEWFUL
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I don't think any insult I could think of would be as savage as the looks that the "referee" is getting from Bruno and Joelinton #NEWFUL
I hate Brighton so much. Always beyond disgustingly lucky against us. Every fucking time.
October 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I hate Brighton so much. Always beyond disgustingly lucky against us. Every fucking time.
Stern Gang Starmer at it again I see...
October 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Stern Gang Starmer at it again I see...
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Brilliant analysis and insight from Kev that is well worth reading.
I can’t wait to see what "Wolte-Messi" brings to Toon!
🖤🇩🇪🤍 #NUFC
I can’t wait to see what "Wolte-Messi" brings to Toon!
🖤🇩🇪🤍 #NUFC
After a summer of failed attempts to land a striker, #NUFC have signed 23-year-old German international striker Nick Woltemade (Vol-tuh-mar-duh) from VfB Stuttgart in a club record £69m deal.
Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵
Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵
September 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Brilliant analysis and insight from Kev that is well worth reading.
I can’t wait to see what "Wolte-Messi" brings to Toon!
🖤🇩🇪🤍 #NUFC
I can’t wait to see what "Wolte-Messi" brings to Toon!
🖤🇩🇪🤍 #NUFC
The Arse players all diving and rolling around constantly in a pre-season friendly 😆
They're so pathetic.
They're so pathetic.
July 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The Arse players all diving and rolling around constantly in a pre-season friendly 😆
They're so pathetic.
They're so pathetic.
Wearing the blue and orange kit at Parkhead was probably a bad decision...
a matador is fighting a bull with a red cape
ALT: a matador is fighting a bull with a red cape
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July 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Wearing the blue and orange kit at Parkhead was probably a bad decision...
Well that should bump up the amount we're prepared to spend on Trafford.
July 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Well that should bump up the amount we're prepared to spend on Trafford.
Maybe the graun will have better spelling by using AI instead of journos!
Reservoir Dogs was 1992, not 1994. Pulp Fiction was 2 years later, not 11 years later. Jesus Christ, @theguardian.com, whatever wretched AI rubbish you’re using in place of proper journalists, it ain’t working. Switch it off.
July 4, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Maybe the graun will have better spelling by using AI instead of journos!
July 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Tino has been superb for England U21s tonight. Such a special talent.
June 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Tino has been superb for England U21s tonight. Such a special talent.