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Lamest. Joke. Ever.
Pinned
Irony
Back to the office with you must pay water
August 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Someone needs to pay Disney rights for Pooh Coffee
August 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It will never be okay.
August 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
They going to hit the remaining public libraries to watch an ancient movie, Super Bad, and make their own driver's license to become of age.
August 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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“Our biscuits, comrade”, I say as I take the last one from the basket and slather blackberry jelly on it
August 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Part of the mourning process is when Google Photo shows up with a slide show of photos from the person that no longer shares this air with you.
August 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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They absolutely cannot handle leftists telling them that the West Wing isn't real.

If this was Star Trek the kindest thing to do would be to put them in that simulation cube Data made for Moriarty but instead of Victorian England, it's just season 3 of the West Wing.
August 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Volodymyr Zelensky wore a modified suit for today's meeting with President Trump. But where was his eyeliner?

by J.D. Vance
August 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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There is no moral equivalence between bullies and the bullied, between tyranny and democracy, or between brutality and decency. No individual can be free in a society devoid of justice. There can be no liberty where brutality reigns.
August 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed.

Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
August 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Medicare for All - "That's socialism!"

Social Security - "That's socialism!"

Debt free education - "That's socialism!"

Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"

$1 trillion in tax cuts for the richest 1%...

"That's just how it is."
August 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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“It’s meant to disrespect women generally you see, not just athletes”
Sex toys are being hurled on the court at WNBA games. A cryptocurrency group says they're behind it – and planning for more.

The group says the acts are "pranks" intended to draw attention to their crypto meme coin and not meant to disrespect women athletes.
Crypto group claims responsibility for hurling sex toys at WNBA games
A spokesman for the cryptocurrency meme coin creators told USA TODAY Sports they launched sex toys as a lighthearted joke.
bit.ly
August 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Fuck feeling old AF remembering Red Hat as Linux distro not some jerk that lacks human empathy or likes Mahomes.
August 8, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Until midterms daily nutritional intake includes:
- vodka seltzer
- gummies
- Pepto
- Celsius

Somewhere there is a carbon based food object.
August 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Takopi's Original Sin is so hard to watch. Like fuuuck I need a stiff drink with every episode.
August 8, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.
Video shows Department of Justice official urging Jan. 6 rioters to 'kill' cops
The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.
n.pr
August 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
My Wednesday meal on a Thursday make my inner spicy loving child super happy.

#wendys
August 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It's Caturday and you WILL be judged

#cats #caturday
August 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The only way I can remember MLB trade deals and US Trade deals are different is one includes the Mariners.
July 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Cleveland Guardians closer Emmanuel Clase’s trade value completely evaporates as he is being investigated by MLB for gambling violations. He joins Guardians teammate Luis Ortiz on non-disciplinary leave.
July 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Electric eels
July 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM