Slurm Zero Slut
@ryanpoptart.bsky.social
I wanna publish zines and rage against machines. Plant Based Complete Idiot. He/Him
Having the dog and both cats sleeping in bed for the first time in over a month is unreal. Nothing about this feels real but I’m happy to be a part of this dream.
April 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Having the dog and both cats sleeping in bed for the first time in over a month is unreal. Nothing about this feels real but I’m happy to be a part of this dream.
I have felt like I’ve been absolutely drowning for months. Between seasonal depression, cat missing, another cancer scare for my mom, AND getting harassed by a very unwell individual I am ready to checkout of this brain for awhile.
April 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I have felt like I’ve been absolutely drowning for months. Between seasonal depression, cat missing, another cancer scare for my mom, AND getting harassed by a very unwell individual I am ready to checkout of this brain for awhile.
Never love admitting that the words of hate fueled fiends have gotten to me.
But a weak mind can falter to sinister snakes from time to time.
But a weak mind can falter to sinister snakes from time to time.
April 13, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Never love admitting that the words of hate fueled fiends have gotten to me.
But a weak mind can falter to sinister snakes from time to time.
But a weak mind can falter to sinister snakes from time to time.
Lifetime’s “Jersey’s Best Dancers” is on TouchTunes for any lifers that need that information.
March 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Lifetime’s “Jersey’s Best Dancers” is on TouchTunes for any lifers that need that information.
Trying to stay positive while feeling so depleted and absolutely beyond anxious is more tiring than anything.
March 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Trying to stay positive while feeling so depleted and absolutely beyond anxious is more tiring than anything.
This is the worst Stone Cole Steve Austin day I’ve ever had. Stun me outcold please.
March 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is the worst Stone Cole Steve Austin day I’ve ever had. Stun me outcold please.
Our dog Boggle is really starting to get concerned that our cat Moo isn’t coming home. Driving his head into the couch and bed with big sighs and grunts.
This asshole better come home.
This asshole better come home.
March 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Our dog Boggle is really starting to get concerned that our cat Moo isn’t coming home. Driving his head into the couch and bed with big sighs and grunts.
This asshole better come home.
This asshole better come home.
Our cat escaping the house the morning before a 30-40 degree drop in temps, possible mix of rain/snow, and days before my birthday is just glorious.
If this dude doesn’t get home safe I am going to be crushed.
If this dude doesn’t get home safe I am going to be crushed.
March 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Our cat escaping the house the morning before a 30-40 degree drop in temps, possible mix of rain/snow, and days before my birthday is just glorious.
If this dude doesn’t get home safe I am going to be crushed.
If this dude doesn’t get home safe I am going to be crushed.
Weather hits 60 for the first time this late winter and the partner is already asking for the grill to get cooking.
March 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Weather hits 60 for the first time this late winter and the partner is already asking for the grill to get cooking.
While I was on the toilet I watched the cat step on the garbage bins little open pedal, open it, and stick her whole head inside it.
WTF DUDE?!
WTF DUDE?!
March 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
While I was on the toilet I watched the cat step on the garbage bins little open pedal, open it, and stick her whole head inside it.
WTF DUDE?!
WTF DUDE?!
Realizing after 40+ episodes of a audio sci-fi that you love it so much because you relate to the fuckup character way too much.
March 2, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Realizing after 40+ episodes of a audio sci-fi that you love it so much because you relate to the fuckup character way too much.
Reposted by Slurm Zero Slut
My king.
the guy who played big pete on pete and pete is so cool
March 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My king.
You know Twitter is fucked when “NFC North News” is tweeting about Epstein flight logs.
February 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You know Twitter is fucked when “NFC North News” is tweeting about Epstein flight logs.
Reposted by Slurm Zero Slut
🌞 Saturday 🌞 Dr Dru and I are cooking up a little house and 2 step to help you celebrate the beginning of Midwest summer (above 15 degrees)
10p - Late • 21+ • Free
10p - Late • 21+ • Free
February 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
🌞 Saturday 🌞 Dr Dru and I are cooking up a little house and 2 step to help you celebrate the beginning of Midwest summer (above 15 degrees)
10p - Late • 21+ • Free
10p - Late • 21+ • Free
Sometimes all it takes is a real good meal to set your day on the proper course.
February 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Sometimes all it takes is a real good meal to set your day on the proper course.
Showed up to my fathers bday dinner tonight at Pizza Ranch (a vegans nightmare) wearing a “The Slow Death” tshirt that has toilets all over it. Hahahahaha
February 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Showed up to my fathers bday dinner tonight at Pizza Ranch (a vegans nightmare) wearing a “The Slow Death” tshirt that has toilets all over it. Hahahahaha
The one store that has soy curls in this town has been out since Trump took office. The war on vegans has begun.
February 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The one store that has soy curls in this town has been out since Trump took office. The war on vegans has begun.
For the first time in weeks my emails are all read and responded to. Can’t wait to wake up anxious at all the new emails and responses in the morning…
February 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
For the first time in weeks my emails are all read and responded to. Can’t wait to wake up anxious at all the new emails and responses in the morning…
Been making my own zero sugar Gamerfuel at home and it rules.
February 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Been making my own zero sugar Gamerfuel at home and it rules.
You got games on your phone?
January 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
You got games on your phone?
Packers lose to the Bears 👎 Vikings lose to the Lions 👍 I feel like poop all day 👎 I decide to make enchiladas at midnight 👍
My body is going to hate me after these.
My body is going to hate me after these.
January 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Packers lose to the Bears 👎 Vikings lose to the Lions 👍 I feel like poop all day 👎 I decide to make enchiladas at midnight 👍
My body is going to hate me after these.
My body is going to hate me after these.
I’m so glad that I’m enjoying a little elephant boy alien become a Star Wars icon. Skeleton Crew rules.
December 19, 2024 at 8:30 AM
I’m so glad that I’m enjoying a little elephant boy alien become a Star Wars icon. Skeleton Crew rules.
This kicks off at 9pm. I’m bringing some vegan leftovers if you want to come hungry. Punk, hardcore, metal, pop, indie stuff being spun.
Mash potatoes, green bean casserole, stuffing, & vegan roast.
Mash potatoes, green bean casserole, stuffing, & vegan roast.
November 29, 2024 at 2:18 AM
This kicks off at 9pm. I’m bringing some vegan leftovers if you want to come hungry. Punk, hardcore, metal, pop, indie stuff being spun.
Mash potatoes, green bean casserole, stuffing, & vegan roast.
Mash potatoes, green bean casserole, stuffing, & vegan roast.
Vinyl night on a holiday? Let’s go.
November 27, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Vinyl night on a holiday? Let’s go.
I’ve come to realize I have pretty bad anxiety. The last 5-10 years before playing a show I get an intense worry/feeling of throwing up.
Last night I almost ran to the bathroom to puke up water and 3 pickles I had eaten prior before a guest spot after our set.
Last night I almost ran to the bathroom to puke up water and 3 pickles I had eaten prior before a guest spot after our set.
November 18, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I’ve come to realize I have pretty bad anxiety. The last 5-10 years before playing a show I get an intense worry/feeling of throwing up.
Last night I almost ran to the bathroom to puke up water and 3 pickles I had eaten prior before a guest spot after our set.
Last night I almost ran to the bathroom to puke up water and 3 pickles I had eaten prior before a guest spot after our set.