Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

Sinners (Coogler, 2025):

Desperately want someone's wrestling gimmick to be the AV guy who gets mad whenever they break a camera or throw a mic

*cough laughs*

"see price in cart", how about i see you in hell

mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

It’s hard to dunk on cyber truck owners any worse than what they regularly do to themselves

Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird

I think we may be able to retire #chyronfail after this one