Ryan Middleton
@ryanmiddleton.bsky.social
Making videos for The Daily Show. Gleep on Alien Super Show.
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
The Alliance of Magicians is not happy about Mamdani’s win
You know it’s an emergency when Fox News breaks out the bowtie guys
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The Alliance of Magicians is not happy about Mamdani’s win
If I could make one request for airports, please more dead zones with no air circulation, it’s a cherry on top of waiting for a delayed flight
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If I could make one request for airports, please more dead zones with no air circulation, it’s a cherry on top of waiting for a delayed flight
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COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
October 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Surprise! Actor Glen Powell AI This Whole Time
October 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Surprise! Actor Glen Powell AI This Whole Time
The hand-to-cha-cha-slide combat going on every night!
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The hand-to-cha-cha-slide combat going on every night!
President Trump looking virile as ever on his way to a morning round of golf
September 1, 2025 at 9:13 AM
President Trump looking virile as ever on his way to a morning round of golf
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While leaving his encampment, one homeless person was heard to remark, "Yeah, this sucks, but have you seen Gavin's social media posts? Ha ha, great stuff, I bet it really gets Trump's goat, that's what's important."
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
Gov. Gavin Newsom on Friday announced the creation of a statewide task force aimed at dismantling homeless encampments on state property and expanding access to shelter and services. The State Acti…
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August 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
While leaving his encampment, one homeless person was heard to remark, "Yeah, this sucks, but have you seen Gavin's social media posts? Ha ha, great stuff, I bet it really gets Trump's goat, that's what's important."
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Harcourt Brace, & Co turning down Catcher In the Rye.
Decca Records turning down The Beatles.
Universal Studios turning down Star Wars.
Democratic leaders not supporting Zohran Mamdani.
Decca Records turning down The Beatles.
Universal Studios turning down Star Wars.
Democratic leaders not supporting Zohran Mamdani.
Thank you New York City for making the #ZcavengerHunt a reality 🙏
August 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Harcourt Brace, & Co turning down Catcher In the Rye.
Decca Records turning down The Beatles.
Universal Studios turning down Star Wars.
Democratic leaders not supporting Zohran Mamdani.
Decca Records turning down The Beatles.
Universal Studios turning down Star Wars.
Democratic leaders not supporting Zohran Mamdani.
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Thank you, Boston Globe. This is how it's done.
August 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Thank you, Boston Globe. This is how it's done.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
August 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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One time Biden said Tony Hinchcliffe is garbage and it got more media than JD Vance ever will in his entire life
This person is a fascist. This shouldn’t be news, but it is convenient to have it all in one place. The hatred is coming from him, and it’s the stuff that underwrites reactionary violence against people whom he does not see as people but enemies to be subjugated and if necessary eliminated.
August 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
One time Biden said Tony Hinchcliffe is garbage and it got more media than JD Vance ever will in his entire life
TF IS HAPPENING HERE???
August 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
TF IS HAPPENING HERE???
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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks vacation is awesome
July 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks vacation is awesome
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Meiselas: And it's certainly not anti-Semitic to criticize what Netanyahu is doing...you can have basic humanity and speak out against atrocities that are happening in Gaza and watching people starve to death, and that does not make you antisemitic at all.
July 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Meiselas: And it's certainly not anti-Semitic to criticize what Netanyahu is doing...you can have basic humanity and speak out against atrocities that are happening in Gaza and watching people starve to death, and that does not make you antisemitic at all.
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2 things if you haven't already:
1) Check out Alien Super Show
2) Check out Mallory McMorrow for US Senate
Both are awesome!
1) Check out Alien Super Show
2) Check out Mallory McMorrow for US Senate
Both are awesome!
US Senate candidate Mallory McMorrow shamelessly PANDERS to alien super show
July 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
2 things if you haven't already:
1) Check out Alien Super Show
2) Check out Mallory McMorrow for US Senate
Both are awesome!
1) Check out Alien Super Show
2) Check out Mallory McMorrow for US Senate
Both are awesome!
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so nice to see Dems being `authentic` and `real` and showing how lame that lazy mainstream media talking point is.
Full ep of Alien Super Show with @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social is a definite recommend 👍
Full ep of Alien Super Show with @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social is a definite recommend 👍
US Senate candidate Mallory McMorrow shamelessly PANDERS to alien super show
July 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
so nice to see Dems being `authentic` and `real` and showing how lame that lazy mainstream media talking point is.
Full ep of Alien Super Show with @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social is a definite recommend 👍
Full ep of Alien Super Show with @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social is a definite recommend 👍
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The BEST political talk show EVER!!
I’m in!! 💙👽🛸💙
I’m in!! 💙👽🛸💙
US Senate candidate Mallory McMorrow: Cuomo has ridden the subway as many times as someone who lives in Michigan
July 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The BEST political talk show EVER!!
I’m in!! 💙👽🛸💙
I’m in!! 💙👽🛸💙
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US Senate candidate Mallory McMorrow: Cuomo has ridden the subway as many times as someone who lives in Michigan
July 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Any politician who panders to Alien Super Show has my support.
US Senate candidate Mallory McMorrow shamelessly PANDERS to alien super show
July 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Any politician who panders to Alien Super Show has my support.
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i mean i would have shot robocop in the eye slit of his helmet but i’m just a girl.
July 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i mean i would have shot robocop in the eye slit of his helmet but i’m just a girl.
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TRUMP: Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein??
ALSO TRUMP:
ALSO TRUMP:
July 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
TRUMP: Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein??
ALSO TRUMP:
ALSO TRUMP:
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July 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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That last line hits hard
July 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
That last line hits hard