Ryan
@ryanmer.bsky.social
Yet another dumb homo working in social media.
I think my dog is bored of me. She just sighed loudly & left the room
December 9, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I think my dog is bored of me. She just sighed loudly & left the room
There is nothing more American than a Thanksgiving parade, interrupted by ads for insurance & pharmaceutical companies 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
November 28, 2024 at 8:01 PM
There is nothing more American than a Thanksgiving parade, interrupted by ads for insurance & pharmaceutical companies 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Haven’t we suffered enough this year?!
NEW: Monsters, Inc. land will replace Muppets Courtyard and Muppet*Vision 3D at Disney's Hollywood Studios. To make way for monsters, the Muppets will take over Rock 'n Roller Coaster and "team up with music's biggest starts for a rockin' music festival."
November 22, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Haven’t we suffered enough this year?!
Reposted by Ryan
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
Watching Buffy for the first time, and it's not until S3 E6 that she mentions she doesn't have her license yet. So this whole time that she's been killing vampires & monsters has she just been.... walking or riding a bike??
November 20, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Watching Buffy for the first time, and it's not until S3 E6 that she mentions she doesn't have her license yet. So this whole time that she's been killing vampires & monsters has she just been.... walking or riding a bike??
The election was almost 2 weeks ago! And they raised a billion dollars! If I receive one more email asking for money, I’m 100% turning into the joker
November 18, 2024 at 6:06 PM
The election was almost 2 weeks ago! And they raised a billion dollars! If I receive one more email asking for money, I’m 100% turning into the joker
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X: Blocked people can read your tweets
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
November 18, 2024 at 8:12 AM
X: Blocked people can read your tweets
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
I think my only issue with CONCLAVE was no Alan Cumming. You've making a movie about cunty men in fabulous gowns, arguing with one another, and you don't invite ALAN CUMMING?!
November 16, 2024 at 8:03 PM
I think my only issue with CONCLAVE was no Alan Cumming. You've making a movie about cunty men in fabulous gowns, arguing with one another, and you don't invite ALAN CUMMING?!
Heartbreaking that I didn’t see CONCLAVE until November, because I 100% would have dressed up as a sassy cardinal for Halloween
November 16, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Heartbreaking that I didn’t see CONCLAVE until November, because I 100% would have dressed up as a sassy cardinal for Halloween
He’s not even president yet, and I’m already BURNED OUT.
Name Dr. Oz to be secretary of health. Name Judge Judy to the Supreme Court. Name Thomas the Tank Engine to be secretary of transportation. I just don’t give a shit anymore.
Name Dr. Oz to be secretary of health. Name Judge Judy to the Supreme Court. Name Thomas the Tank Engine to be secretary of transportation. I just don’t give a shit anymore.
November 13, 2024 at 11:05 PM
He’s not even president yet, and I’m already BURNED OUT.
Name Dr. Oz to be secretary of health. Name Judge Judy to the Supreme Court. Name Thomas the Tank Engine to be secretary of transportation. I just don’t give a shit anymore.
Name Dr. Oz to be secretary of health. Name Judge Judy to the Supreme Court. Name Thomas the Tank Engine to be secretary of transportation. I just don’t give a shit anymore.
Cool.
Bluesky adds 700,000 new users in a week
There are now more than 14.5 million users total on the platform.
www.theverge.com
November 12, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Cool.
Ok, let’s try this silly little app again.
November 9, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Ok, let’s try this silly little app again.
Ok, let’s try this silly little app again.
July 4, 2023 at 12:51 AM
Ok, let’s try this silly little app again.