Ryan Lynch
@ryanlynchwrites.bsky.social
Writer. Stranger in a strange land.
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Jesus apparently needs $500 in Home Depot gift cards, immediately.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Jesus apparently needs $500 in Home Depot gift cards, immediately.
Jack Del Rio’s gonna break out the axe to celebrate his French football league contract extension @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Jack Del Rio’s gonna break out the axe to celebrate his French football league contract extension @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets
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Need a tracker of the public figures who said they'd leave New York. It's put up or shut up time, man. Are you turning Jacksonville into a global financial hub or not?
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Need a tracker of the public figures who said they'd leave New York. It's put up or shut up time, man. Are you turning Jacksonville into a global financial hub or not?
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Bluesky guys, ranked
1-232,000: Almost every type of guy
231,001: "THIS ISN'T NEW" guy
232,002: "It doesn't matter" guy
232,003: "All Southerners deserve whatever happens to them because they must have voted for it" guy
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
1-232,000: Almost every type of guy
231,001: "THIS ISN'T NEW" guy
232,002: "It doesn't matter" guy
232,003: "All Southerners deserve whatever happens to them because they must have voted for it" guy
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Bluesky guys, ranked
1-232,000: Almost every type of guy
231,001: "THIS ISN'T NEW" guy
232,002: "It doesn't matter" guy
232,003: "All Southerners deserve whatever happens to them because they must have voted for it" guy
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
1-232,000: Almost every type of guy
231,001: "THIS ISN'T NEW" guy
232,002: "It doesn't matter" guy
232,003: "All Southerners deserve whatever happens to them because they must have voted for it" guy
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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tonight New Yorkers have rejected the candidate most likely to believe the ninja turtles are real and active (Eric Adams) AND the candidate most likely to claim he beat one to a pulp in 1988 (Curtis Sliwa)
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
tonight New Yorkers have rejected the candidate most likely to believe the ninja turtles are real and active (Eric Adams) AND the candidate most likely to claim he beat one to a pulp in 1988 (Curtis Sliwa)
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i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
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this is not an airport, you don't have to announce your (hypothetical) departure
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
this is not an airport, you don't have to announce your (hypothetical) departure
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UCLA walk-off field goal to beat Maryland, 20-17.
Three straight wins for the Bruins. The Skipper/Neuheisel magic continues.
Three straight wins for the Bruins. The Skipper/Neuheisel magic continues.
October 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
UCLA walk-off field goal to beat Maryland, 20-17.
Three straight wins for the Bruins. The Skipper/Neuheisel magic continues.
Three straight wins for the Bruins. The Skipper/Neuheisel magic continues.
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UCLA wins again on a FG
October 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
UCLA wins again on a FG
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JUST IN: Chicago journalistsa re suing DHS and ICE over force used against reporters:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
October 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
JUST IN: Chicago journalistsa re suing DHS and ICE over force used against reporters:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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god Wolf Blitzer would be such a good name for a specialized defensive formation
October 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
god Wolf Blitzer would be such a good name for a specialized defensive formation
My economic barometer is if most fast food or quick service restaurants are offering deals, the economy is not having a good time.
September 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My economic barometer is if most fast food or quick service restaurants are offering deals, the economy is not having a good time.
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just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
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Brent Pry and the Fullcast will both be on LinkedIn tonight but for totally different reasons
September 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Brent Pry and the Fullcast will both be on LinkedIn tonight but for totally different reasons
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There’s smoke on the field in Wake Forest from a stadium barbecue cart that caught fire (it’s fine now)
September 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
There’s smoke on the field in Wake Forest from a stadium barbecue cart that caught fire (it’s fine now)
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some additional reporting on Bloomberg's Epstein email piece:
I believe the basketball game Doug Band wanted to attend was either the semifinal or final of the 2006 NCAA Tournament featuring the Florida Gators. He did undergrad at UF. thus concludes my reporting
www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
I believe the basketball game Doug Band wanted to attend was either the semifinal or final of the 2006 NCAA Tournament featuring the Florida Gators. He did undergrad at UF. thus concludes my reporting
www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
September 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
some additional reporting on Bloomberg's Epstein email piece:
I believe the basketball game Doug Band wanted to attend was either the semifinal or final of the 2006 NCAA Tournament featuring the Florida Gators. He did undergrad at UF. thus concludes my reporting
www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
I believe the basketball game Doug Band wanted to attend was either the semifinal or final of the 2006 NCAA Tournament featuring the Florida Gators. He did undergrad at UF. thus concludes my reporting
www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
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Yeah I got an editorial for you
September 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yeah I got an editorial for you
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The whole @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social this week spawned off me watching a very earnest young mountaineer on TikTok go “this is the Indus River, I hear it has a lot of lore” open.spotify.com/episode/1Aok...
Let’s Draft Some Fired Coaches
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September 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The whole @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social this week spawned off me watching a very earnest young mountaineer on TikTok go “this is the Indus River, I hear it has a lot of lore” open.spotify.com/episode/1Aok...
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it is now
September 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
it is now
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Cal Ripken Jr has missed 3,765 consecutive games
September 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Cal Ripken Jr has missed 3,765 consecutive games
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Me, struggling to remember Cal Raleigh's nickname, taking a wild guess:
September 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Me, struggling to remember Cal Raleigh's nickname, taking a wild guess:
What a hit
September 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
What a hit
Just watching some football on the fridge @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just watching some football on the fridge @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social