All I asked is that everyone in the city in which I live is sad because their baseball team lost and I CAN’T EVEN HAVE THAT?!

say these words in a beauty pageant 20 years ago, and you go viral

“We should make a pilot about working in the service industry” is just “we should have a YouTube for our pranks” for people in their 20s

Superman grabs a handful of Kryptonite

“Oh my god, these things are my Kryptonite”

Pops a few in his mouth

“Dammit”

Every post selling AI is like "Finally, art is no longer just for people with ideas."

Guy driving the dumbest looking car in history (cybertruck, obviously) but with a custom paint job:

“What are you looking at?!”

I have never had an opinion on Mr. Beast until he posted this caption on his engagement photo, and now I think he’s the worst person in the world.

10 minutes in Florida and “Are you going to heaven” guy just engaged with “where were you on 9/11? I was in Hollywood, FL” guy on the shuttle.

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