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@roy31.bsky.social
Here for Cavs/NBA, laughs. Clevelander living in Metro Detroit.
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This is how they print Trump's pics in Japan
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This is how they print Trump's pics in Japan
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They WERE NOT hype enough for my boi.
HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS
HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
They WERE NOT hype enough for my boi.
HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS
HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS
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incredible new trump photo
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
incredible new trump photo
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I won’t be the first or last person to say this. But “a footlong from subway could not inflict bodily harm” is some real famous last words shit
"The sandwich did not impede Officer Lairmore’s duties that night,” Sandwich Guy's lawyer argues. "A footlong from Subway could not and certainly did not inflict bodily harm.”
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I won’t be the first or last person to say this. But “a footlong from subway could not inflict bodily harm” is some real famous last words shit
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LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 AM
LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social
Just an all time insane game
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Just an all time insane game
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FACTS about SNAP:
-35% to white people (largest share)
-90% to people born in 🇺🇸
-86% to households with kids
-70% work full time but aren’t paid a living wage (aka corporate welfare)
-35% to white people (largest share)
-90% to people born in 🇺🇸
-86% to households with kids
-70% work full time but aren’t paid a living wage (aka corporate welfare)
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
FACTS about SNAP:
-35% to white people (largest share)
-90% to people born in 🇺🇸
-86% to households with kids
-70% work full time but aren’t paid a living wage (aka corporate welfare)
-35% to white people (largest share)
-90% to people born in 🇺🇸
-86% to households with kids
-70% work full time but aren’t paid a living wage (aka corporate welfare)
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Want to put some concrete good out in the world tonight? Make a lasagna for a neighbor who could use a homecooked meal.
Don't know whom you would give it to? Sign up to volunteer with @lasagnalove.bsky.social and you'll get paired with a family in need in your community.
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Don't know whom you would give it to? Sign up to volunteer with @lasagnalove.bsky.social and you'll get paired with a family in need in your community.
lasagnalove.org/volunteer
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Want to put some concrete good out in the world tonight? Make a lasagna for a neighbor who could use a homecooked meal.
Don't know whom you would give it to? Sign up to volunteer with @lasagnalove.bsky.social and you'll get paired with a family in need in your community.
lasagnalove.org/volunteer
Don't know whom you would give it to? Sign up to volunteer with @lasagnalove.bsky.social and you'll get paired with a family in need in your community.
lasagnalove.org/volunteer
With everything going on in the world today, please read this very important opinion piece.
For anyone doing your last-minute Halloween shopping: for the sake of the children, I beseech you to buy real Reese's cups — not the pale pumpkin-shaped imitations with chalky peanut butter and flimsy chocolate.
Against Reese's Holiday Shapes
The pumpkins, trees, and eggs are truly different (and worse) than the original cups
www.thelewsletter.lewispoll.is
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
With everything going on in the world today, please read this very important opinion piece.
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happy 25th anniversary to stankonia for all those who celebrate
October 31, 2025 at 10:57 AM
happy 25th anniversary to stankonia for all those who celebrate
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Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Chewing Cum
Chewing Cum
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
S&Ms
S&Ms
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Slickers
Slickers
October 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Chewing Cum
Chewing Cum
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[ripping a mother apart from her three children because she cleaned hotel rooms without the proper paperwork] This is just like Master Chief
October 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
[ripping a mother apart from her three children because she cleaned hotel rooms without the proper paperwork] This is just like Master Chief
@wdet.bsky.social has been playing a lot of D'Angelo bumper music lately and I'm all for it
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
@wdet.bsky.social has been playing a lot of D'Angelo bumper music lately and I'm all for it
This is dialogue from an I Think You Should Leave sketch
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is dialogue from an I Think You Should Leave sketch
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ME: sorry guys my mom said i can’t go trick or treating with you
DRACULA: aw that sucks
WOLFMAN: that bites
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks
DEVIL: that is so not cool
MUMMY: that’s tearable
ZOMBIE: what a rip off
GHOST: boo
DRACULA: aw that sucks
WOLFMAN: that bites
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks
DEVIL: that is so not cool
MUMMY: that’s tearable
ZOMBIE: what a rip off
GHOST: boo
October 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ME: sorry guys my mom said i can’t go trick or treating with you
DRACULA: aw that sucks
WOLFMAN: that bites
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks
DEVIL: that is so not cool
MUMMY: that’s tearable
ZOMBIE: what a rip off
GHOST: boo
DRACULA: aw that sucks
WOLFMAN: that bites
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks
DEVIL: that is so not cool
MUMMY: that’s tearable
ZOMBIE: what a rip off
GHOST: boo
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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I hate this country so much man
October 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I hate this country so much man
Combine the sport with basketball
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Combine the sport with basketball
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He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Check out the 360 pass and the pass TO Donovan Mitchell, LOL. So egregious.
October 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Check out the 360 pass and the pass TO Donovan Mitchell, LOL. So egregious.
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The cloud is physical. That’s what data centers are.
October 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The cloud is physical. That’s what data centers are.
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Earl Boykins: I'm deep in my bag!
Fans: [cheering]
Earl Boykins: Help! Can someone lower a rope!
Fans: [cheering]
Earl Boykins: Help! Can someone lower a rope!
October 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Earl Boykins: I'm deep in my bag!
Fans: [cheering]
Earl Boykins: Help! Can someone lower a rope!
Fans: [cheering]
Earl Boykins: Help! Can someone lower a rope!
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The biggest reason the Rockets are underrated this year is that getting rid of Jalen Green is worth like 5 wins
Even without FVV and the Thunder smothering ballhandlers, the Rockets offense feels more sustainable without Jalen Green hoovering up possessions.
This really should be the year of Amen.
This really should be the year of Amen.
October 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The biggest reason the Rockets are underrated this year is that getting rid of Jalen Green is worth like 5 wins
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One thing the NBC broadcast is missing is stinger/bumper outros. NBA games on NBC always went to commercial with this stinger when they didn't feature an instant replay.
October 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
One thing the NBC broadcast is missing is stinger/bumper outros. NBA games on NBC always went to commercial with this stinger when they didn't feature an instant replay.