Might have just found the cure to boredom, has anyone ever tried jacking off?

naming my son spotify because I'm bored

if you pee in the shower you pee in real life

u could hold up a jpeg of a blunt on your phone and I would reach for it like wile e coyote running into a picture of a tunnel on a wall

the hoes rate my pussy 5 stars on yelp

I'm just gonna start reposting my tweets that I think are funny on here I hope no one minds

Answer my fucking riddles right now or I swear to god