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Ross Luker
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Being. Human, more or less. Guitars, powerlifting and IT. I get paid for one of these, and it's the wrong one. Yes that is a picture of the inside of my head.
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Björk is from North Wales. You can tell from her accent; she's definitely a Gog.
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Guess what's enraged me about the kid's homework today?
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"...Gullis desperately wants to belong, but being Jonathan Gullis, he is precluded" - this is some of Henry's finest work.
🚨Some personal news.

I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.

A profile of Jonathan Gullis.

"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."

open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
Jonathan Gullis, The Seagull's Lament
A New Yorker Profile
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Keeping myself centered by thinking about Hulk skanking to the heavy heavy monster sound of Madness.
July 2, 2024 at 6:27 AM
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i say everything like an asshole because i'm an asshole
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
A kinder, gentler racism
What an interesting choice of words
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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cell phone speakers were a mistake
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Pretty sure this is sexy slang
Including the sheep's tongue in the mix makes for a superior haggis.
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
All these people defending Gail saying she writes Canadians, but I haven't seen her Wolverine say aboot once.
I made a joke about Canada not having superheroes on Threads and it's been two solid days of Canadians yelling at me.

Also, it turns out that the Canadians yelling at me about comics don't actually seem to know anything about comics.

I went away for a day and they're still going.
a cartoon bunny says may the chaos commence in front of fire
ALT: a cartoon bunny says may the chaos commence in front of fire
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November 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I do not want to “Do my own research.” I want to pay trained accredited experts to do the research, trained accredited experts to report on findings, and trained accredited experts to make policy based on them.

I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Every ad now
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Floella Benjamin for DG.
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Prevalence of colour blindness around the world
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
... Anyone hungry?
November 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Everyone who thinks that because Halloween is now over it means that we can start celebrating Christmas can fuck right off.
November 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Asylum seekers, housed in hotels in Manchester, are reaching out in their own words to address the concerns of the local community.

Please take a minute to read their letter, & share it with the people in your life who need to hear the truth about the people they are protesting.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Not thinking much of the new Enid Blyton series tbh
October 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Did a new one
August 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Proposal: instead of giving ChatGPT tens of billions of dollars to fail to create artificial intelligence, give me, an Actual Intelligence, a mere $10 million and I will gladly do a spreadsheet wrong for you from time to time for a modest fee.
October 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Bicester
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Always thought that @bookshop.org was a US-only deal. Delighted to find out not only are they in the UK, but there's two book shops within 10 miles of me to support!
October 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM