Ross Leslie Comedy
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Think judging on this performance, Tom Brady, is definitely shit at fingering.
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Think judging on this performance, Tom Brady, is definitely shit at fingering.
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Keep seeing people upset about the “Mansion Tax” potentially ruining their retirement, there’s actually a very simple solution for you: you need to stop getting lattes from Starbucks, cancel your Netflix subscription and gym membership, oh and stop having avocados.
Hope this helps x
Hope this helps x
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Keep seeing people upset about the “Mansion Tax” potentially ruining their retirement, there’s actually a very simple solution for you: you need to stop getting lattes from Starbucks, cancel your Netflix subscription and gym membership, oh and stop having avocados.
Hope this helps x
Hope this helps x
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Paul Weller has confirmed he has removed his music from streaming services in Israel as part of a movement to boycott a 'vile, brutal and apartheid system'
Paul Weller pulls music from streaming platforms in Israel
www.thenational.scot
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Paul Weller has confirmed he has removed his music from streaming services in Israel as part of a movement to boycott a 'vile, brutal and apartheid system'
"Think correctly" also "Europe is a country"
Lutnick on the EU: "Another example -- they rule out diesel gas and you gotta have batteries here by 2035. But Europe doesn't make batteries! Only certain countries make batteries and Europe is not one of them. They gotta think better about themselves ... come on! Think correctly."
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
"Think correctly" also "Europe is a country"
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So you go “hey Grok, be funny for me”
This is the loneliest a human has ever been. I don’t even want to make fun of him anymore. I don’t leave the house and managed to get disability payments because of how much I struggle with social interactions and even I think this guy’s pitifully lovely.
This is the loneliest a human has ever been. I don’t even want to make fun of him anymore. I don’t leave the house and managed to get disability payments because of how much I struggle with social interactions and even I think this guy’s pitifully lovely.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
So you go “hey Grok, be funny for me”
This is the loneliest a human has ever been. I don’t even want to make fun of him anymore. I don’t leave the house and managed to get disability payments because of how much I struggle with social interactions and even I think this guy’s pitifully lovely.
This is the loneliest a human has ever been. I don’t even want to make fun of him anymore. I don’t leave the house and managed to get disability payments because of how much I struggle with social interactions and even I think this guy’s pitifully lovely.
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I guarantee Trump thought Mamdani was the king of Saudi
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I guarantee Trump thought Mamdani was the king of Saudi
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Wow
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Wow
Good to see the sexual predators group chat getting together for their Xmas do. Wonder who got who in Secret Santa.
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Good to see the sexual predators group chat getting together for their Xmas do. Wonder who got who in Secret Santa.
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Dear Richard Tice, I understand the concept of attacking disabled children has been a cornerstone of your rather lacklustre political identity for quite some time, but on this occasion, I felt compelled to respond
Kelly Given shares an open letter to the deputy leader of Reform UK ✍️
Kelly Given shares an open letter to the deputy leader of Reform UK ✍️
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Dear Richard Tice, I understand the concept of attacking disabled children has been a cornerstone of your rather lacklustre political identity for quite some time, but on this occasion, I felt compelled to respond
Kelly Given shares an open letter to the deputy leader of Reform UK ✍️
Kelly Given shares an open letter to the deputy leader of Reform UK ✍️
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Trump To Vance: ‘I Need You To Say You Stole My Face In The 1990s’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-vance-i-need-you-to-say-you-stole-my-face-in-the-1990s/
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump To Vance: ‘I Need You To Say You Stole My Face In The 1990s’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-vance-i-need-you-to-say-you-stole-my-face-in-the-1990s/
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Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/
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Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
Remember they had that vice president that was not allowed to speak to women or some mad shit, and we all thought, at least this is mental as they can possibly get 👀
Marco Rubio takes his turn kissing Trump's keister: "Mr president, you have done a lot for this country. More than any other president has in such a short period of time."
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Remember they had that vice president that was not allowed to speak to women or some mad shit, and we all thought, at least this is mental as they can possibly get 👀
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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What does it feel like to write “Who?/Never heard of them” under a newspaper* interview? Is it exhilarating? Like throwing your dog poo bag into a bush? Or fly tipping?
*places largely designed to tell you stuff you didn’t already know
*places largely designed to tell you stuff you didn’t already know
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
What does it feel like to write “Who?/Never heard of them” under a newspaper* interview? Is it exhilarating? Like throwing your dog poo bag into a bush? Or fly tipping?
*places largely designed to tell you stuff you didn’t already know
*places largely designed to tell you stuff you didn’t already know
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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Trump: "You're not allowed to use the word 'coal' unless you say, in my administration, unless you use two words before it -- clean and beautiful. Biden would say 'unless you use two words before it.' He'd go, 'clean.' What happened to the other word? Remember those days?"
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Trump: "You're not allowed to use the word 'coal' unless you say, in my administration, unless you use two words before it -- clean and beautiful. Biden would say 'unless you use two words before it.' He'd go, 'clean.' What happened to the other word? Remember those days?"
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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
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Mamdani: My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life. But let tonight be the final time I utter his name.
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Mamdani: My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life. But let tonight be the final time I utter his name.
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CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
ATLANTA—As the agency struggles to manage a measles caseload that has erupted to its largest size in decades, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated Monday that at this point, it would ...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
"Latest updates"
He's no coming back
He's no coming back
Former US vice-president Dick Cheney dies aged 84 – latest updates
Former US vice-president Dick Cheney dies aged 84 – latest updates
Former US vice-presdient Dick Cheney has died, according to a family statement
The former US vice-president, Dick Cheney, has died aged 84, according to a family statement.
The US government shutdown on Tuesday entered its 35th day, matching a record set during Donald Trump’s first term for the longest in history. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
"Latest updates"
He's no coming back
He's no coming back