My wife is 5’4” and my dog is 5lbs— every night I have no place to sleep in my own bed
August 1, 2025 at 8:10 AM
My wife is 5’4” and my dog is 5lbs— every night I have no place to sleep in my own bed
Bought a fan for our bedroom and my life is so different now
July 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Bought a fan for our bedroom and my life is so different now
Still some joy in this world—made a Jodeci chain for one of my favorite people
July 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Still some joy in this world—made a Jodeci chain for one of my favorite people
Weekend location 📍
July 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Weekend location 📍
If this app doesn’t stop showing me pictures of fucking cats I’m gonna have to leave
July 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If this app doesn’t stop showing me pictures of fucking cats I’m gonna have to leave
“We’re never coming back to this fuckin dump!!” I yelled as I left to take the dog for a walk
June 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
“We’re never coming back to this fuckin dump!!” I yelled as I left to take the dog for a walk
My wife is making fish tacos for dinner and it’s all I can think about
June 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My wife is making fish tacos for dinner and it’s all I can think about
Had to get a new phone and I’m stressed tf out
June 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Had to get a new phone and I’m stressed tf out
I’m so freaked out for LA right now 💔
June 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m so freaked out for LA right now 💔
This is one of the most horrifying things I’ve read
What the president is describing here does not match with reality and is intended to sow chaos and cause destruction.
June 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This is one of the most horrifying things I’ve read
It’s a certain PTSD hearing your youth dance competition songs while you’re outside later in life
April 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It’s a certain PTSD hearing your youth dance competition songs while you’re outside later in life
I love LA during Coachella so much
April 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I love LA during Coachella so much
I’ve failed exactly every email phishing test my company has sent out. Now I have to sit through a training. 😵💫
April 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’ve failed exactly every email phishing test my company has sent out. Now I have to sit through a training. 😵💫
My wife fell for pretty much every internet April Fools joke yesterday
April 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My wife fell for pretty much every internet April Fools joke yesterday
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a day in lil kim's life in 2003.
March 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
a day in lil kim's life in 2003.
My job is fun sometimes 😎
March 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My job is fun sometimes 😎
About to get my wife stoned and take her to get a Costco membership for our one year wedding anniversary
March 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
About to get my wife stoned and take her to get a Costco membership for our one year wedding anniversary
Baylen Out Loud is blowing my mind
March 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Baylen Out Loud is blowing my mind
I love being an adult
February 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I love being an adult
Can’t tell if I’m just old or if Drag Race this season actually sucks
February 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Can’t tell if I’m just old or if Drag Race this season actually sucks
Tablescaping is real around here
February 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Tablescaping is real around here
Also ate w/this photo booth
February 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Also ate w/this photo booth