Rory Bilmore
@rorybilmore.bsky.social
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American lawyer in 🇬🇧
📍london
American lawyer in 🇬🇧
📍london
My ancestry dna updated and it turns out I am mostly Argentine and it’s blowing my mind
October 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
My ancestry dna updated and it turns out I am mostly Argentine and it’s blowing my mind
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He is literally tearing down the White House—OUR House—for his own ego and amusement. Compare that with the hysterics over Obama’s tan suit.
October 21, 2025 at 6:47 AM
He is literally tearing down the White House—OUR House—for his own ego and amusement. Compare that with the hysterics over Obama’s tan suit.
Fit into a pair or pre pregnancy madewell jeans without having to do the lie down and zip move…my almond mom: “yeah but they look tight.” 😐
October 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Fit into a pair or pre pregnancy madewell jeans without having to do the lie down and zip move…my almond mom: “yeah but they look tight.” 😐
Do all boomer almond moms talk about how filling half a croissant is or just mine?
October 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Do all boomer almond moms talk about how filling half a croissant is or just mine?
Lmao I breastfed my baby at a 3 Michelin star restaurant today and idk what my life is anymore. Oh yeah had a baby.
September 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Lmao I breastfed my baby at a 3 Michelin star restaurant today and idk what my life is anymore. Oh yeah had a baby.
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I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
September 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
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BREAKING: Trump, Hegseth violated the Posse Comitatus Act with their troop deployment to Los Angeles, Judge Charles Breyer rules after trial. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
September 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
BREAKING: Trump, Hegseth violated the Posse Comitatus Act with their troop deployment to Los Angeles, Judge Charles Breyer rules after trial. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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When Mrs Thatcher died, Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead went to number one in the UK.
America, we can be so more more disrespectful
America, we can be so more more disrespectful
August 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
When Mrs Thatcher died, Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead went to number one in the UK.
America, we can be so more more disrespectful
America, we can be so more more disrespectful
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I just checked Threads and even they’re getting in on the action. There are some ideas so beautiful that they manage to reach every corner of our balkanized internet.
My daughter informs me “everyone on Tik Tok” is gouling out too. So great time for the White House to start posting there.
August 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I just checked Threads and even they’re getting in on the action. There are some ideas so beautiful that they manage to reach every corner of our balkanized internet.
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worth remembering that any time i say 'it is happening!' i am frying up a big batch of french fries for every body
Worth remembering that any time I say "It's happening!" I'm talking about Paramount making James T. Kirk canonically bisexual
Worth remembering that any time I say "It's happening!" I'm talking about buying a ramshackle farm in the Skagit Valley and turning it into a women's commune and goat ranch
August 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
worth remembering that any time i say 'it is happening!' i am frying up a big batch of french fries for every body
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ah ok maybe he is just on the way to burning man i hear the traffic is always crazy there and they have just terrible internet service
August 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
ah ok maybe he is just on the way to burning man i hear the traffic is always crazy there and they have just terrible internet service
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when you die on the white house toilet you die in real life
August 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
when you die on the white house toilet you die in real life
Breaking news: 35 year old gets engaged. Whatever. 🥱
August 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Breaking news: 35 year old gets engaged. Whatever. 🥱
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The U.S. almost pulled off a soft landing where Powell rose interest rates but didn't cause unemployment to rise.... then Donald Trump tariffs hit.
www.cnbc.com/2025/08/25/c...
www.cnbc.com/2025/08/25/c...
CNBC Daily Open: All roads lead to Jerome Powell
A glimpse of a shadow of a suggestion that the Fed might start lowering interest rates again was enough to send U.S. stocks surging and Treasury yields falling.
www.cnbc.com
August 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The U.S. almost pulled off a soft landing where Powell rose interest rates but didn't cause unemployment to rise.... then Donald Trump tariffs hit.
www.cnbc.com/2025/08/25/c...
www.cnbc.com/2025/08/25/c...
OMG apparently I do qualify for EU citizenship! Please send good vibes as I only have 2 months to get this done.
August 19, 2025 at 8:24 AM
OMG apparently I do qualify for EU citizenship! Please send good vibes as I only have 2 months to get this done.
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Demonstrators gather around Washington, D.C.'s to protest the federal government's takeover.
August 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Demonstrators gather around Washington, D.C.'s to protest the federal government's takeover.
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I hope this country is still standing when Fetty Wap gets out of prison in Feb 2027.
August 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I hope this country is still standing when Fetty Wap gets out of prison in Feb 2027.
I love my Stanley but ffs it sucks at not leaking
August 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I love my Stanley but ffs it sucks at not leaking
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Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
London, Madrid, Miami, LA, Buenos Aires
If you could get a crib in any five cities (five cribs) of your choice in the world, which would you choose?
Me: Philly, NYC, LA, Chicago, Atlanta
Me: Philly, NYC, LA, Chicago, Atlanta
August 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
London, Madrid, Miami, LA, Buenos Aires
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So hang on…. Trump is going to offer to open up FUKKIN ALASKA TO THE RUSSIANS??
Wow. Let’s see republicans defend this
Wow. Let’s see republicans defend this
August 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
So hang on…. Trump is going to offer to open up FUKKIN ALASKA TO THE RUSSIANS??
Wow. Let’s see republicans defend this
Wow. Let’s see republicans defend this
The way people gloss over their fave billionaire pop star’s MAGA connections will never not be hilarious to me
August 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The way people gloss over their fave billionaire pop star’s MAGA connections will never not be hilarious to me
It took me a few years but I finally lost an AirPod RIP.
August 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It took me a few years but I finally lost an AirPod RIP.