Had so much alcohol yesterday my Apple face ID doesn’t recognise me today
December 29, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Had so much alcohol yesterday my Apple face ID doesn’t recognise me today
Why do old people often have such gigantic bulges does that mean their nut suck is inflamed?
December 28, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Why do old people often have such gigantic bulges does that mean their nut suck is inflamed?
I feel like we as a society cannot heal until the majority of people realise you cannot keep asking random strangers for cigarettes when you’re drunk
December 19, 2024 at 10:50 PM
I feel like we as a society cannot heal until the majority of people realise you cannot keep asking random strangers for cigarettes when you’re drunk
Why do straight men always feel the need to start boxing in the air at the gym like can we not
December 15, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Why do straight men always feel the need to start boxing in the air at the gym like can we not
Got a promotion this week I’m one step closer to becoming someone’s sugar daddy
December 13, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Got a promotion this week I’m one step closer to becoming someone’s sugar daddy
Me tomorrow morning waking up to Interpol next to my bed after publicly thirsting over Luigi Mangione
December 10, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Me tomorrow morning waking up to Interpol next to my bed after publicly thirsting over Luigi Mangione
The fact this is a real person oh my god viva españa
December 10, 2024 at 3:06 PM
The fact this is a real person oh my god viva españa
Not even a joke I know two Italians who are named Luigi both are so hung dick giving beluga whale
December 10, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Not even a joke I know two Italians who are named Luigi both are so hung dick giving beluga whale
Uncut people should never go to jail the cost for society is simply too high
December 9, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Uncut people should never go to jail the cost for society is simply too high
Something CRAZY happened a few hours ago ☠️ I’m sitting next to this cute Mediterranean guy in the train and we’re like looking at each other. Don’t ask me how but we suddenly start making out hfjdjdjdjdhdjsjsjsjs
November 29, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Something CRAZY happened a few hours ago ☠️ I’m sitting next to this cute Mediterranean guy in the train and we’re like looking at each other. Don’t ask me how but we suddenly start making out hfjdjdjdjdhdjsjsjsjs
My boss eats like 6 sandwiches during lunch break
November 28, 2024 at 12:34 PM
My boss eats like 6 sandwiches during lunch break
Is it ethical to order food when there’s a literal hurricane outside. I’m so hungry but I don’t wanna go out
November 27, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Is it ethical to order food when there’s a literal hurricane outside. I’m so hungry but I don’t wanna go out
I always said I wanted a boyfriend but the thought of another man in my house right now… HELL NO
November 26, 2024 at 9:12 PM
I always said I wanted a boyfriend but the thought of another man in my house right now… HELL NO
It’s a knife when someone else takes the gym machine you’re about to use
November 26, 2024 at 12:56 PM
It’s a knife when someone else takes the gym machine you’re about to use
Just saw a scat lovers of bluesky list going around
November 25, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Just saw a scat lovers of bluesky list going around
Me getting jumped by two twinks at the club last weekend
November 23, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Me getting jumped by two twinks at the club last weekend
Might need that circumcised neoliberal Ottawa CAWK
Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, attends Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour in Toronto.
November 23, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Might need that circumcised neoliberal Ottawa CAWK
Wearing a hoodie at the gym
November 23, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Wearing a hoodie at the gym
They first have to find it on a map x
BREAKING: US senator threatens to invade the Netherlands x
November 22, 2024 at 9:30 PM
They first have to find it on a map x
Kaleidoscope by Chappell Roan is probably the most beautiful song of the 20s so far sorry
November 20, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Kaleidoscope by Chappell Roan is probably the most beautiful song of the 20s so far sorry