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Robyn Shepherd
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Nonprofit communicator for hire. I’m good at my job AND I’m fun. Inquire within. Irredeemable Philly sports fan on the Upper East Side. Still settling in on Bluesky, thanks for your patience.
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This is not the post I thought I'd be writing today but as of this morning my position has been eliminated and I was laid off from the National Audubon Society so if you're looking for someone who has a lot of experience writing to help make the world a better place: hi.
I will go that last post further and say that The Naked Gun is a better baseball movie than The Natural, tell your dad to deal with it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
One thousand and fifty percent.
Is Naked Gun a Baseball movie?
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Audubon scientists analyzed the status of Latin American forest birds listed as threatened by the IUCN and projected their ranges under different climate scenarios. If we don't limit warming, many species could lose up to 100% of their suitable habitat. www.audubon.org/our-work/cli...
Quiet Canopies
Climate change poses a risk for Latin America's threatened forest birds.
www.audubon.org
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Happy Detonated Whale Day to all who celebrate.
It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It's me and this jar of marinated feta and loaf of sourdough bread against the world.
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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eagles win
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
All I’m saying is that the Eagles of Philadelphia actually scored points back when I had a job.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m reasonably sure this game won’t be the worst thing to happen to me all week but goddammit if my big bois aren’t gonna give it a good try.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Also this is the first time I’m watching sports that Mean Something To Me since the World Series and I don’t mean to overstate this but my large sons have no other choice tonight but to fix me entirely, I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Every day, getting back up just to spite the haters.
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I will not be engaging nor opining on that En Why Tee opinion piece, I’ve got too much going on at the moment to be bothered with it.
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Didn’t latch the rabbit’s crate adequately before I went to bed, which is how I wound up waking up violently to a bunny to the face when she jumped up on my bed, which is why I am now up talking to you. Hi.
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If you’re near a theater that’s playing GDT’s Frankenstein, go see it there. It’s gorgeous and it seems like a crime to only watch it on our dumb little house screens.
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Kyle Schwarber I do not want to overstate this but the decision you make might save my dumb stupid life, help a girl out.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Rivalries are one thing. Being a human being is another. This is absolutely tragic and anyone who says otherwise is a ghoul and you should not listen to them. Thinking of this man and his family, and Dallas fans. 💚
Dallas Cowboys defensive lineman Marshawn Kneeland died Thursday morning, the team shared in a statement.

Kneeland, 24, was in his second season with the team after being drafted in the second round of the 2024 NFL Draft.

🔗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I SAID ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO ENGAGE IN SOME HEALTHY COMPETITION IN THE JOB MARKET BASED ON MUTUAL RESPECT AND A SHARED GOAL OF A MORE EQUITABLE CITY, WELL ARE YOU, PUNK?
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November 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
In my European Uncle at the Bar in the Middle of the Day Era
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Operation Put On Pants and Get Outside Before it’s Dark Out in full effect.
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Are all the cool kids getting laid off today because it feels like all the cool kids are getting laid off today. who wants to go out in public and cry and scare away the job-having riff raff?
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This is not the post I thought I'd be writing today but as of this morning my position has been eliminated and I was laid off from the National Audubon Society so if you're looking for someone who has a lot of experience writing to help make the world a better place: hi.
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I welcome our hellspawn bunny overlords
Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland.

It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Oh God, will people shut up today and just enjoy another fun baseball season.
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Office Halloween Not-So-Subtle Mode
October 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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A reminder: if you see someone shoplifting food, water, baby formula, diapers, tampons, etc. etc.

NO YOU FUCKING DIDN’T.
Millions going hungry is a national emergency, like hurricanes and earthquakes. Withholding life saving resources during these types of emergencies isn’t just a moral crime, but a legal one.

Why is this not the same? I would simply put out a flyer for a ‘grocery store take over’ party in Barstow.
October 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM