BP
@robodino.bsky.social
Aspiring Polymath, Discursive Multipotentialite, Improv Comic, Chemical Engineer, Lefty, ADHD, Tabletop RPG enthusiast, Home Repair aficionado. He/Him
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I keep telling people I have a great joke about Cassandra, but nobody believes me.
I told a joke about Orpheus the other day, but looking back no one thought it was funny.
I had a joke about Jacob/Yisrael, but I really wrestled with posting it
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I keep telling people I have a great joke about Cassandra, but nobody believes me.
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If you rebooted RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK today with the same temporal margins, it’d be set in the 1980s. Neo-Nazi punks would have their faces melted by the opening of a forbidden arcade cabinet at the KB Toys at your local mall. Indiana Jones would wear a Hawaiian shirt and Chuck Taylor sneakers.
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If you rebooted RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK today with the same temporal margins, it’d be set in the 1980s. Neo-Nazi punks would have their faces melted by the opening of a forbidden arcade cabinet at the KB Toys at your local mall. Indiana Jones would wear a Hawaiian shirt and Chuck Taylor sneakers.
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For better or for worse, The Xbox Kinect was released 15 years ago today.
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 AM
For better or for worse, The Xbox Kinect was released 15 years ago today.
I know I'm late to the party, but I'm really disappointed to learn that snail based technology didn't work out. (@captwhiskers.bsky.social add this to the bucket list)
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Pasilalinic-sympathetic compass - Wikipedia
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November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I know I'm late to the party, but I'm really disappointed to learn that snail based technology didn't work out. (@captwhiskers.bsky.social add this to the bucket list)
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“Midfolk” is such an on-point name for fantasy humans.
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
“Midfolk” is such an on-point name for fantasy humans.
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The internet allowed every village idiot to find each other online, instead of being siloed into obscurity
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The internet allowed every village idiot to find each other online, instead of being siloed into obscurity
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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When a Dick Durbin makes some remark about people “not understanding how the senate works” I laugh and laugh because:
1. The senate doesn’t work. Not facetious. It’s rules are so bad that most everything functional is an exception.
2. What works is old rich folks collaborating.
3. Oh, we understand
1. The senate doesn’t work. Not facetious. It’s rules are so bad that most everything functional is an exception.
2. What works is old rich folks collaborating.
3. Oh, we understand
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
When a Dick Durbin makes some remark about people “not understanding how the senate works” I laugh and laugh because:
1. The senate doesn’t work. Not facetious. It’s rules are so bad that most everything functional is an exception.
2. What works is old rich folks collaborating.
3. Oh, we understand
1. The senate doesn’t work. Not facetious. It’s rules are so bad that most everything functional is an exception.
2. What works is old rich folks collaborating.
3. Oh, we understand
Someone write a science fiction series based on chickens that are capable of cold fusion. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corenti...
Corentin Louis Kervran - Wikipedia
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November 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Someone write a science fiction series based on chickens that are capable of cold fusion. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corenti...
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Don't be naïve, given the chance a pumpkin would kill you and everyone you care about.
November 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Don't be naïve, given the chance a pumpkin would kill you and everyone you care about.
Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good.
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good.
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Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
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Man Still Trying To Find Right Work-Anxiety–Life-Anxiety Balance https://theonion.com/man-still-trying-to-find-right-work-anxiety-life-anxiet-1819575766/
October 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Man Still Trying To Find Right Work-Anxiety–Life-Anxiety Balance https://theonion.com/man-still-trying-to-find-right-work-anxiety-life-anxiet-1819575766/
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Kanoya Kanpachirou (PR chief of Kanoya City) is a skilled dancer with the head of an amberjack.
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Kanoya Kanpachirou (PR chief of Kanoya City) is a skilled dancer with the head of an amberjack.
Attention @captwhiskers.bsky.social
I present to you all, the best spell in all of table top gaming! #pf2e #pathfinder #ttrpgs #tabletopgaming
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Attention @captwhiskers.bsky.social
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Commando Cody: Sky Marshal of the Universe (1953)
"Dangerous climate changes are ravaging Earth and the U.S. government requests an investigation by masked super-scientist Commando Cody. He discovers that the disasters are being caused by space-alien forces from unknown planetary origins."
"Dangerous climate changes are ravaging Earth and the U.S. government requests an investigation by masked super-scientist Commando Cody. He discovers that the disasters are being caused by space-alien forces from unknown planetary origins."
December 17, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Commando Cody: Sky Marshal of the Universe (1953)
"Dangerous climate changes are ravaging Earth and the U.S. government requests an investigation by masked super-scientist Commando Cody. He discovers that the disasters are being caused by space-alien forces from unknown planetary origins."
"Dangerous climate changes are ravaging Earth and the U.S. government requests an investigation by masked super-scientist Commando Cody. He discovers that the disasters are being caused by space-alien forces from unknown planetary origins."
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In an effort to make my brain do something other than play video games and sleep while watching 20 year old episodes of TV shows, I have consumed entirely too many stimulants, which in the present environment may have been a Mistake.
September 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
In an effort to make my brain do something other than play video games and sleep while watching 20 year old episodes of TV shows, I have consumed entirely too many stimulants, which in the present environment may have been a Mistake.
Interesting word of the day is: Metargon
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/metargon
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/metargon
metargon - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
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October 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Interesting word of the day is: Metargon
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/metargon
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/metargon