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Robin Facer
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Storyteller, traveler, mother of 4 (plus 1 TV-baby, HGTV’s House Hunters). She/Her. 🇺🇸🇦🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Writer and reader of all things dark and deadly. 🖤 Rep: Gina Panettieri, Talcott Notch
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Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
Robin (West Australian Robin)
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Your moment of calm: on the Wadandi Track, Margaret River, Western Australia
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Know your rights, Illinois.

Stay safe and stay informed.
September 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Loon calling over the lake. ❤️ God, I love Maine
August 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If you get this reference, please be my friend.
Back in my day our parents tossed us out at daybreak and told us not to come back until sunset and had no idea what we got up to, why, one time, me and three of my buddies hiked out past the train tracks to see a dead body, I never had friends like the ones I had when I was twelve, Jesus does anyone
“Inside the heel of the shoe, a small insert can be lifted to reveal the compartment. Then, parents can track the location of their child — or, at least their child’s shoes.”
July 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Did I mention that WITHERED HILL is a finalist for Best Horror Novel in the British Fantasy Awards…?

Book info and purchase links here

www.canelo.co/books/wither...
July 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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“Very funny, Jesus. Give it back.”
July 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Since horror rarely ends up on banned lists, it’s the perfect medium to sneak in messaging on social commentary where readers can get it. #alaac25
July 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Supremes say parents can opt out of letting their kids listen to LGBTQ stories. Can parents similarly opt out of kids listening to stories that DON'T have LGBTQ themes or incidents? 🤣
June 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Wrong. My kid just made me watch The Wild Robot, and now he’s the source of my neuroses.
Parents should always be conscious of the fact that they themselves are the principal cause of neurosis in their children.~CG Jung
June 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Nothing says "flawless and effective" like misspelling "effective."
June 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.
June 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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duos in american gothic by grant wood: thread
June 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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The kid read her first real book front to back with limited assistance tonight. This is a well done children’s book because it is a meaningful story with accessible and repetitive vocabulary to build confidence. Would recommend 10/10.

She was very proud of herself 🔥
June 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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[Exit King.]
June 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I literally ran into Al Pacino at Gladstone’s in Malibu.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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an incomplete list of things I have had to force onto a crying toddler:

- antibiotics
- bedtime
- shoes
- toast that had been cut into triangles rather than squares
- a banana that had snapped in half and she didn't want a *new* banana, she wanted me to fix *this* banana
June 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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I feel like anyone who said this has never had to put pants on a toddler.
RFK Jr’s ACIP pick, Martin Kulldorff, said one of the most disturbing images from the pandemic was a toddler crying about having to wear a mask. I see toddlers cry about everything all the time, and I found it far more disturbing to see refrigerator trucks full of body bags outside of the hospitals…
June 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Crow.
June 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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He must be protected at all costs.
June 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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The Importance of the Arts
June 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Not true.

I see you're a luxury watch dealer. I'm also interested in watches. Let me show you how free and easy migration has allowed you to earn a living. 🧵
June 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM