freelance jester
@robertshiple.bsky.social
bike courier/graphic artist/idiot game dev/court jester for hire
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Email from HR: "Hi Team!! good news!! Any and all piss and shit you excrete at work will now be analyzed for banned contaminants (seed oils, Red 40, Soy Lecithin, Methyl cellulose). Any detection in banned contaminants will result in a strike. After 3 strikes your human form will be evaporated!!!!
July 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Email from HR: "Hi Team!! good news!! Any and all piss and shit you excrete at work will now be analyzed for banned contaminants (seed oils, Red 40, Soy Lecithin, Methyl cellulose). Any detection in banned contaminants will result in a strike. After 3 strikes your human form will be evaporated!!!!
Hey Jim, I tried to vibe code a fix for the company login portal and it accidentally emailed 300 AI generated images of your penis based on your apple watch health data from your work email to the CEO. He just sent out a memo saying he's having you euthanized by someone from Task Rabbit
July 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Hey Jim, I tried to vibe code a fix for the company login portal and it accidentally emailed 300 AI generated images of your penis based on your apple watch health data from your work email to the CEO. He just sent out a memo saying he's having you euthanized by someone from Task Rabbit
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April 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Doing a pronoun circle with all the other people stuck with me in the Saw trap
July 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Doing a pronoun circle with all the other people stuck with me in the Saw trap
Babe wake up they made A Scanner Darkly real
Brooke Rollins on farm laborers: "There will be no amnesty. The mass deportations continue, but in a strategic way. And we move the workforce toward automation and 100% American participation, which with 34 million able-bodied on Medicaid we should be able to do fairly quickly."
July 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Babe wake up they made A Scanner Darkly real
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just discovered pressing F on faces removes interior edges in blender
this goes hard for laying out floor plans! 😮
this goes hard for laying out floor plans! 😮
February 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
just discovered pressing F on faces removes interior edges in blender
this goes hard for laying out floor plans! 😮
this goes hard for laying out floor plans! 😮
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Not sure if everyone knows this, but I fully build out and sculpt my own reference material in blender and then draw over it after. I spend a silly amount of time adding in details that are 70% going to be lost in the drawing phase, but the work is always better when the foundation is better.
June 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Not sure if everyone knows this, but I fully build out and sculpt my own reference material in blender and then draw over it after. I spend a silly amount of time adding in details that are 70% going to be lost in the drawing phase, but the work is always better when the foundation is better.
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This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.
June 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.
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After 18 months of gestation, Godot and SwiftUI had a baby!
Xogot is out now on the AppStore:
blog.la-terminal.net/xogot-godot-...
AppStore: apps.apple.com/us/app/xogot...
Xogot is out now on the AppStore:
blog.la-terminal.net/xogot-godot-...
AppStore: apps.apple.com/us/app/xogot...
Xogot: Godot for iPad - Available on the App Store
We’re thrilled to announce that Xogot, our native port of the Godot game engine for iPad, is now available on the Apple App Store!
Xogot brings the full power of Godot 4.4 to a touch-first, iPad-nati...
blog.la-terminal.net
May 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
After 18 months of gestation, Godot and SwiftUI had a baby!
Xogot is out now on the AppStore:
blog.la-terminal.net/xogot-godot-...
AppStore: apps.apple.com/us/app/xogot...
Xogot is out now on the AppStore:
blog.la-terminal.net/xogot-godot-...
AppStore: apps.apple.com/us/app/xogot...
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you are not “doing your own research.” you are not running rct’s. you are not even doing a literature review. you are looking at stuff online
April 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
you are not “doing your own research.” you are not running rct’s. you are not even doing a literature review. you are looking at stuff online
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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
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If you’re reading a New York Times piece and you see a portrait of a normal person just sitting on a bed starkly lit you know you’re going to learn about something incomprehensibly evil like a company dumping forever chemicals into baby formula.
April 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you’re reading a New York Times piece and you see a portrait of a normal person just sitting on a bed starkly lit you know you’re going to learn about something incomprehensibly evil like a company dumping forever chemicals into baby formula.
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if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit
April 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit
“If I stuck my dick in an electrical socket would it hurt really really bad???”
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
Should We Start Taking the Welfare of A.I. Seriously?
As artificial intelligence systems become smarter, one A.I. company is trying to figure out what to do if they become conscious.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
“If I stuck my dick in an electrical socket would it hurt really really bad???”
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there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
April 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
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every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
“They made dog made of all bones” no they didn’t. Dogs have 5 or 6 bones at the most
April 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
“They made dog made of all bones” no they didn’t. Dogs have 5 or 6 bones at the most
They don’t make ass-less chaps for guys like me. The best we get are those cargo pants that zip off into shorts
April 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
They don’t make ass-less chaps for guys like me. The best we get are those cargo pants that zip off into shorts
Started eating the drywall right off the bone again so they’re threatening to bring me out back and put my down like they did to Kermit the Frog
April 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Started eating the drywall right off the bone again so they’re threatening to bring me out back and put my down like they did to Kermit the Frog
Got a huge bruise on my ass and I just keep pointing at it and saying “we have the blue man group at home”
April 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Got a huge bruise on my ass and I just keep pointing at it and saying “we have the blue man group at home”