Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.

I thought of a simple thing we could do to fight the crap piling up on the world and solving injustice forever.

We put two extra 'e's in when spelling 'penis.'

Seriously, try it.

'Peeenis.'

Now every time someone mentions a penis, it'll be whimsical.

Like, "That Jake Logan is a real peeenis."