David A хакер
@riskymanag3ment.bsky.social
InfoSec. Amateur Philospher. Recovering Nonprofit ED. Follower of Diogenes the Cynic.
Is China hosting all these clop torrents or is china downloading this data?
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Is China hosting all these clop torrents or is china downloading this data?
What's your playbook if your root cert is compromised?
November 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What's your playbook if your root cert is compromised?
Obesity epidemic solved.
KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Obesity epidemic solved.
This is the same apology that is given by mega church pastors when they were caught in an emotional affair*.
*It was a physical affair, but there isn't photos of the pastor in the act and there are NDAs.
*It was a physical affair, but there isn't photos of the pastor in the act and there are NDAs.
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This is the same apology that is given by mega church pastors when they were caught in an emotional affair*.
*It was a physical affair, but there isn't photos of the pastor in the act and there are NDAs.
*It was a physical affair, but there isn't photos of the pastor in the act and there are NDAs.
@lookitup.baby regularly posts things that causes me to go down the rabbit hole.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
@lookitup.baby regularly posts things that causes me to go down the rabbit hole.
Can @strandjs.bsky.social be my spirit animal?
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Can @strandjs.bsky.social be my spirit animal?
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there *is* a meme for everything
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
there *is* a meme for everything
My grammar and spelling may be bad, but is it Jeff Epstein bad?
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
My grammar and spelling may be bad, but is it Jeff Epstein bad?
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
I'm pretty sure I built this is Roller Coaster Tycoon.
I drove to the absolute middle of nowhere in Romania to check out a theme park someone built inside this abandoned salt mine.


November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm pretty sure I built this is Roller Coaster Tycoon.
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At EFF we spend a lot of time thinking about the tech used by authorities to spy on you while you’re going about your life, like cell-site simulators (CSS). Rayhunter is an open source tool that we hope empowers everyone to help search out CSS around the world. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
Meet Rayhunter: A New Open Source Tool from EFF to Detect Cellular
Rayhunter is a new open source tool we’ve created that runs off an affordable mobile hotspot that we hope empowers everyone, regardless of technical skill, to help search out cell-site simulators
www.eff.org
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
At EFF we spend a lot of time thinking about the tech used by authorities to spy on you while you’re going about your life, like cell-site simulators (CSS). Rayhunter is an open source tool that we hope empowers everyone to help search out CSS around the world. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
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This is the only thing I will say on the subject today. If a cake like this doesn't show up at the Commandant's Ball then what are we even doing?
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This is the only thing I will say on the subject today. If a cake like this doesn't show up at the Commandant's Ball then what are we even doing?
He's trying to warn them that desperation is coming.
There is something deeply broken about an economy that creates trillionaires while people get buried under the cost of living and 42 million go hungry. The ultra-rich should realize that my Billionaires Income Tax, aimed at ensuring they pay their fair share, represents the moderate path forward.
Tesla shareholders have approved a pay package that could make CEO Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, the world’s first trillionaire. https://cnn.it/43KZnkA
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
He's trying to warn them that desperation is coming.
While I know that certs aren't magic, the CISSP was one of the hardest infosec reading comprehension tests I've ever taken.
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
While I know that certs aren't magic, the CISSP was one of the hardest infosec reading comprehension tests I've ever taken.
$dayjob has a big meeting tomorrow for managers and leadership. Dress code could include your Halloween costume.
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
$dayjob has a big meeting tomorrow for managers and leadership. Dress code could include your Halloween costume.
I finally used my CISM. I unironically said, "Your nonprescriptive plan, sounds like you'd like me to take a risk based approach on various basic cybersecurity controls working with the stakeholder to balance the risk of implementation vs effectiveness."
October 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I finally used my CISM. I unironically said, "Your nonprescriptive plan, sounds like you'd like me to take a risk based approach on various basic cybersecurity controls working with the stakeholder to balance the risk of implementation vs effectiveness."
COO said that my name is a curse word. Today was successful.
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
COO said that my name is a curse word. Today was successful.
Youngest son is watching Hamilton again. It's his favorite movie.
October 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Youngest son is watching Hamilton again. It's his favorite movie.
Looking forward to my buttorkel.
"Hold onto your butts, because one day you might be breathing through them." www.404media.co/breathing-th...
Breathing Through Our Butts Declared Safe After First Human Trial
The first application of enteral ventilation—aka breathing through the bum—to humans proved the technique is safe.
www.404media.co
October 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Looking forward to my buttorkel.
I married Mrs. Risky before when I was broke and poor. If she's an op, it's a very poor one.
October 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I married Mrs. Risky before when I was broke and poor. If she's an op, it's a very poor one.
Robo Blackwater it is.
ELON MUSK: “If we build this robot army, do I have at least a strong influence over this robot army? … I don't feel comfortable building that robot army unless I have a strong influence.” Read the full piece from @aarianmarshall.bsky.social on @wired.com www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Elon Musk Wants ‘Strong Influence’ Over the ‘Robot Army’ He’s Building
In a Tesla earnings call Wednesday, the world’s richest man pondered the future of his company’s Optimus robots—and his control over them.
www.wired.com
October 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Robo Blackwater it is.
When fascism declares reality, the philosophy in me says one day reality is going to smack the fascist upside the head.
October 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
When fascism declares reality, the philosophy in me says one day reality is going to smack the fascist upside the head.
Still no stingray around me.
October 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Still no stingray around me.