I can’t believe they call this a smash burger. It’s a shame on humanity with too much onion and overly weighted bun.

Life’s a goddamn whirlwind, isn’t it? Feels like we’re all stuck in this endless hustle, no brakes in sight. Why the hell do we let ourselves get so wrapped up in the madness? We chase deadlines, drown in meetings, and for what? A pat on the back? An extra zero on the paycheck? #LifeReflections

There’s something damn near poetic about a summer evening drive with the sunroof open, the wind messing up your hair, and the taste of Salt & Straw still lingering. Summer’s got its own kind of magic, a fleeting beauty that makes all the chaos worthwhile. #summer

Welcome to my little corner of the internet, where sarcasm is a second language and life’s absurdities are always front and center. Expect musings on love, and life. Stick around if you’ve got a taste for the chaotic, the heartfelt, and the occasionally profane. Here’s to the ride.🍸 #LifeUnfiltered