Richard
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Keen but mediocre baker. Ditto gym-goer. Getting past it. Who am I try to kid? Definitely well past it. But my gym trainer did say I am fitter than many 40-year olds. So I’ll take that.
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Graduated the muscle up today. Months of failures or just 1 rep, and I got 5 in a row this morning.
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Graduated the muscle up today. Months of failures or just 1 rep, and I got 5 in a row this morning.
Do the electrons get disappointed when you turn the light off, and leave them stranded there in the wire?
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Do the electrons get disappointed when you turn the light off, and leave them stranded there in the wire?
Some of the first batch of 145 of this year's brunkage (spicy Danish Christmas biscuits).
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Some of the first batch of 145 of this year's brunkage (spicy Danish Christmas biscuits).
I realised this evening that I've reached the age when a good sneeze is almost as satisfying as an orgasm.
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I realised this evening that I've reached the age when a good sneeze is almost as satisfying as an orgasm.
Proof, if proof is needed, that bananas are not frost-resitant.
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Proof, if proof is needed, that bananas are not frost-resitant.
They raise the cattle in captivity, kill them, make their bodies into sausages, and call it Higher Welfare. Higher than what, ffs? @Waitrose #newspeak
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
They raise the cattle in captivity, kill them, make their bodies into sausages, and call it Higher Welfare. Higher than what, ffs? @Waitrose #newspeak
At least the sourdough worked, even if today's croissants were a failure.
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
At least the sourdough worked, even if today's croissants were a failure.
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Made croissants today, the first time in more than a year. Bit of a disaster. The pastry was too soft, and the butter was too hard, so I suspect that the laminations didn't work properly. Then I let them rise for too long, and they collapsed when I egg-washed them. We'll see. ...
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Made croissants today, the first time in more than a year. Bit of a disaster. The pastry was too soft, and the butter was too hard, so I suspect that the laminations didn't work properly. Then I let them rise for too long, and they collapsed when I egg-washed them. We'll see. ...
Have been drying off the eddos in the greenhouse for the last few weeks. Brought them in yesterday as temp was due to drop to 3 degrees. Should I dry them right off, or water sparingly and keep them just ticking over for the winter? All suggestions/advice gratefully received.
October 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Have been drying off the eddos in the greenhouse for the last few weeks. Brought them in yesterday as temp was due to drop to 3 degrees. Should I dry them right off, or water sparingly and keep them just ticking over for the winter? All suggestions/advice gratefully received.
Another two loaves. That makes five this week. Is she selling them?
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Another two loaves. That makes five this week. Is she selling them?
Sunday's sourdough and Monday's ryebread. That's enough baking for thisweek.
October 21, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Sunday's sourdough and Monday's ryebread. That's enough baking for thisweek.
Euonymus alatus burning bush, very aptly named. From green in summer, it bursts into flaming red at this time of year.
October 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Euonymus alatus burning bush, very aptly named. From green in summer, it bursts into flaming red at this time of year.
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The lord said to John, "Come forth and you shall receive eternal life."
But John came fifth, and received a toaster.
But John came fifth, and received a toaster.
July 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
The lord said to John, "Come forth and you shall receive eternal life."
But John came fifth, and received a toaster.
But John came fifth, and received a toaster.
It's all very well Netanyahu pressuring Hammas to return the dead hostages, but he has probably already bombed them to smithereens.
October 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It's all very well Netanyahu pressuring Hammas to return the dead hostages, but he has probably already bombed them to smithereens.
October 16th. Still plenty of colour in the garden. Sternbergia (NOT crocus), hydrangea, salvia amistad, geranium Vancouver.
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
October 16th. Still plenty of colour in the garden. Sternbergia (NOT crocus), hydrangea, salvia amistad, geranium Vancouver.
The second split of our old oncidium has just started flowering. I think it is o. tescoensis, but it might be o. waitrosensis. Failing that it is probably o. oonosensis.
October 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The second split of our old oncidium has just started flowering. I think it is o. tescoensis, but it might be o. waitrosensis. Failing that it is probably o. oonosensis.
Following the politically motivated decision by the undemocratic liberal extreme left Nobel Committee not to award him the 2025 Peace Prize, President Trump has today signed an executive order for all Norwegians in the US to be investigated for immediate deportation.
October 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Following the politically motivated decision by the undemocratic liberal extreme left Nobel Committee not to award him the 2025 Peace Prize, President Trump has today signed an executive order for all Norwegians in the US to be investigated for immediate deportation.
Me: I really missed not going to the gym yesterday.
Wife: you can go today.
Me: I didn't miss it that much.
Wife: you can go today.
Me: I didn't miss it that much.
October 7, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Me: I really missed not going to the gym yesterday.
Wife: you can go today.
Me: I didn't miss it that much.
Wife: you can go today.
Me: I didn't miss it that much.
Today's offering: gingerbread. A healthy blend of carbs, fat and protein. And yummy.
October 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Today's offering: gingerbread. A healthy blend of carbs, fat and protein. And yummy.
Our oncidium tescoensis first flowered in late 2023.
It started flowering again with two spikes on 3 Nov 2024 and finished flowering 14 Mar 2025.
After flowering, we split it and removed 3 back bulbs, so then had 5 plants (3 quite weak).
ctd ...
It started flowering again with two spikes on 3 Nov 2024 and finished flowering 14 Mar 2025.
After flowering, we split it and removed 3 back bulbs, so then had 5 plants (3 quite weak).
ctd ...
September 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Our oncidium tescoensis first flowered in late 2023.
It started flowering again with two spikes on 3 Nov 2024 and finished flowering 14 Mar 2025.
After flowering, we split it and removed 3 back bulbs, so then had 5 plants (3 quite weak).
ctd ...
It started flowering again with two spikes on 3 Nov 2024 and finished flowering 14 Mar 2025.
After flowering, we split it and removed 3 back bulbs, so then had 5 plants (3 quite weak).
ctd ...
Bananas growing in the inactive half of the compost heap. They'll eventually get frosted and more or less vanish, but will be back again next year.
September 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Bananas growing in the inactive half of the compost heap. They'll eventually get frosted and more or less vanish, but will be back again next year.
Thisis a fun website: greatcirclemap.com
September 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Thisis a fun website: greatcirclemap.com
Fresh yeast. Available in EVERY grocery shop or supermarket in Denmark. Why is it so difficult to find in the UK?
September 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Fresh yeast. Available in EVERY grocery shop or supermarket in Denmark. Why is it so difficult to find in the UK?