Rich Horror
@richhorror.bsky.social
I smoked weed on my mom's back porch with Dino from Dystopia.
It's insane how much my life improved once I stopped participating in any part of Thanksgiving/Xmas that require you to spend money or go somewhere that you don't really want to go to.
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It's insane how much my life improved once I stopped participating in any part of Thanksgiving/Xmas that require you to spend money or go somewhere that you don't really want to go to.
Had way too many dreams last night to recall, but one was definitely me in a war room wearing a lab coat. Explaining in very grave and serious detail to all the generals present the difference between Tyranid Warriors and Genestealers.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Had way too many dreams last night to recall, but one was definitely me in a war room wearing a lab coat. Explaining in very grave and serious detail to all the generals present the difference between Tyranid Warriors and Genestealers.
As someone who had to take "remedial math" his whole life but did well in every other class that dealt with the written word: Sadly there's no amount of Tylenol you can take that will make you good at math. Happy Rapture.
September 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
As someone who had to take "remedial math" his whole life but did well in every other class that dealt with the written word: Sadly there's no amount of Tylenol you can take that will make you good at math. Happy Rapture.
In the history of Law & Order, I wonder if Lenny Brisco ever said "Rectum? Damn near killed him." right before the opening credits.
September 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In the history of Law & Order, I wonder if Lenny Brisco ever said "Rectum? Damn near killed him." right before the opening credits.
I was just watching the part of I, Claudius where Macro announces that Caligula is now a God. And then looked at the news to see that orange guy's latest fundraiser scam js that everyone should send him $15 so that he can get into heaven.
September 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I was just watching the part of I, Claudius where Macro announces that Caligula is now a God. And then looked at the news to see that orange guy's latest fundraiser scam js that everyone should send him $15 so that he can get into heaven.
Whenever I hear/read someone use the phrase "manosphere" [meaning Joe Rogan style podcasts], I like to think of Manos with a microphone and a local cable access show.
August 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Whenever I hear/read someone use the phrase "manosphere" [meaning Joe Rogan style podcasts], I like to think of Manos with a microphone and a local cable access show.
The concept that you can pour spices into your rice cooker while it's in the middle of cooking rice has been a real game changer.
July 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The concept that you can pour spices into your rice cooker while it's in the middle of cooking rice has been a real game changer.
Happy 9 years together with this goblin person, pictured here with Papa.
July 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Happy 9 years together with this goblin person, pictured here with Papa.
I have a lot of reasons for wanting to move to Sweden, but the number one reason has become that the word for "speed" over there is "fart" and if I don't have a picture of myself next to a FART LIMIT sign... then what has this all been about?
July 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I have a lot of reasons for wanting to move to Sweden, but the number one reason has become that the word for "speed" over there is "fart" and if I don't have a picture of myself next to a FART LIMIT sign... then what has this all been about?
It's wild to say, "This is the dumbest person to ever be president" and somehow, not be talking about George W. Bush.
President Donald Trump praised Liberian President Joseph Boakai for speaking "such good English," apparently unaware that it was the official language of his country.
Trump asks head of English-speaking country why he speaks 'such good English'
President Donald Trump praised Liberian President Joseph Boakai for speaking "such good English," apparently unaware that it was the official language of his country.During a White House event with African leaders on Wednesday, Boakai noted that Liberia was a "long-time friend of the United States."...
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July 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's wild to say, "This is the dumbest person to ever be president" and somehow, not be talking about George W. Bush.
It's a proud day. I can eat rice again without fearing that they'll get lost in the hole that used to be a tooth and gums.
July 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's a proud day. I can eat rice again without fearing that they'll get lost in the hole that used to be a tooth and gums.
I just felt so seen because I thought a time elapsed video of pastries baking was accompanied by a Candlemass song. But they were in fact two separate posts. This song is me.
Solitude
YouTube video by Candlemass - Topic
youtu.be
June 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I just felt so seen because I thought a time elapsed video of pastries baking was accompanied by a Candlemass song. But they were in fact two separate posts. This song is me.
I miss the era of sitcoms where someone had super powers because they were an alien/robot/ghost.
Out of This World Season 1 Opening and Closing Credits and Theme Song
YouTube video by Steven
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June 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I miss the era of sitcoms where someone had super powers because they were an alien/robot/ghost.
I remember being terrified of this scene as a little kid. Although for some reason, Superman III was my most rewatched Superman movie back then. I think because I was obsessed with Richard Pryor's character.
June 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I remember being terrified of this scene as a little kid. Although for some reason, Superman III was my most rewatched Superman movie back then. I think because I was obsessed with Richard Pryor's character.
A reminder to touring bands that setting off the venue's fire alarm with your fog machine [or sometimes just the volume level of your amps] is the most Providence experience you could have.
June 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A reminder to touring bands that setting off the venue's fire alarm with your fog machine [or sometimes just the volume level of your amps] is the most Providence experience you could have.
Said goodbye to the town in the proper way: had two vegan cheeseburgeritos. The "move to every state Rampant Decay ever played a good show" tour continues. Smell ya later.
May 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Said goodbye to the town in the proper way: had two vegan cheeseburgeritos. The "move to every state Rampant Decay ever played a good show" tour continues. Smell ya later.
Pope Leo XIV stuns in new photo.
May 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Pope Leo XIV stuns in new photo.
My favorite Blind Melon song is "Don't Cry" by Guns n' Roses.
May 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
My favorite Blind Melon song is "Don't Cry" by Guns n' Roses.
Watching the final season of Curb and the scene of Leon in the cake room at that party is the most aspirational thing I've ever seen.
April 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Watching the final season of Curb and the scene of Leon in the cake room at that party is the most aspirational thing I've ever seen.
It's been a while since I brought it up, but I still feel like not enough people are obsessed with Mark Mendoza from Twisted Sister's obviously very real hair.
April 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's been a while since I brought it up, but I still feel like not enough people are obsessed with Mark Mendoza from Twisted Sister's obviously very real hair.
I will never not share this whenever I come across it.
April 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I will never not share this whenever I come across it.
I finally got around to check out the new Daredevil, and D'Onofrio's Kingpin voice weirdly keeps making me think of these vocals.
Assück - Anticapital (Full Album) HQ
YouTube video by VultureLivesAgain
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April 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I finally got around to check out the new Daredevil, and D'Onofrio's Kingpin voice weirdly keeps making me think of these vocals.
One of the most perfect bands to have ever existed.
Lair Of The Minotaur (US) - Carnage (Full) 2004
YouTube video by No Gleaming Light
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April 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
One of the most perfect bands to have ever existed.