The Artist Who Might Have Been Known As Scott Michael
@richardpbinder.bsky.social
Singer, actor, piano player, writer. The Binder part of mashup duo BinderSuze. Not the pen guy.
I am so tired of waiting.
Aren’t you,
for the world to become good
and less awful instead of more?
I say we take off
and nuke the site from orbit—
it's the only way
to be sure
#LangstonRipley
Aren’t you,
for the world to become good
and less awful instead of more?
I say we take off
and nuke the site from orbit—
it's the only way
to be sure
#LangstonRipley
July 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I am so tired of waiting.
Aren’t you,
for the world to become good
and less awful instead of more?
I say we take off
and nuke the site from orbit—
it's the only way
to be sure
#LangstonRipley
Aren’t you,
for the world to become good
and less awful instead of more?
I say we take off
and nuke the site from orbit—
it's the only way
to be sure
#LangstonRipley
In an effort to distract myself a bit, I decided to watch Terrifier 2. It was actually doing the trick until the sign in the haunted house that read DANGER CLOWNS.
Somebody should write a book about this time period with that title.
If there's anybody left.
Somebody should write a book about this time period with that title.
If there's anybody left.
June 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
In an effort to distract myself a bit, I decided to watch Terrifier 2. It was actually doing the trick until the sign in the haunted house that read DANGER CLOWNS.
Somebody should write a book about this time period with that title.
If there's anybody left.
Somebody should write a book about this time period with that title.
If there's anybody left.
See, what *I* heard was, "The balcony is the safest place to see Jonathan Groff's *thing.*"
Which is why the Keanu moment was even funnier for me than it probably was for you.
Anyway, high frequency hearing loss notwithstanding, I thought it was a great show.
Which is why the Keanu moment was even funnier for me than it probably was for you.
Anyway, high frequency hearing loss notwithstanding, I thought it was a great show.
June 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
See, what *I* heard was, "The balcony is the safest place to see Jonathan Groff's *thing.*"
Which is why the Keanu moment was even funnier for me than it probably was for you.
Anyway, high frequency hearing loss notwithstanding, I thought it was a great show.
Which is why the Keanu moment was even funnier for me than it probably was for you.
Anyway, high frequency hearing loss notwithstanding, I thought it was a great show.
If Mellencamp changes the words to "Pink Houses," I'll consider calling it something other than the Gulf of Mexico.
(Things That'll Never Happen for $50, Alex.)
(Things That'll Never Happen for $50, Alex.)
June 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If Mellencamp changes the words to "Pink Houses," I'll consider calling it something other than the Gulf of Mexico.
(Things That'll Never Happen for $50, Alex.)
(Things That'll Never Happen for $50, Alex.)
So what are they gonna do, rename it the USNS Anita Bryant? The Jesse Helms? The Roy Cohn?
I'm sure that'll help bring down the price of a bag with different things in it.
I'm sure that'll help bring down the price of a bag with different things in it.
June 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
So what are they gonna do, rename it the USNS Anita Bryant? The Jesse Helms? The Roy Cohn?
I'm sure that'll help bring down the price of a bag with different things in it.
I'm sure that'll help bring down the price of a bag with different things in it.
The upside is maybe we'll FINALLY stop hearing "Born in the USA" every July 4th.
(I mean, it's been over 40 years, listen to the whole song, ya Philistines.)
(I mean, it's been over 40 years, listen to the whole song, ya Philistines.)
May 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The upside is maybe we'll FINALLY stop hearing "Born in the USA" every July 4th.
(I mean, it's been over 40 years, listen to the whole song, ya Philistines.)
(I mean, it's been over 40 years, listen to the whole song, ya Philistines.)
WHY THE HELL NOT NYTIMES
May 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
WHY THE HELL NOT NYTIMES
Okay, but isn't this kind of Dr. Nick territory? "I've never done defibrillation before but don't worry, I watched The Pitt ..."
Then again, if the next pope is like the one in the movie and all of Trump's cabinet goes Scanners, that might not be so bad.
Then again, if the next pope is like the one in the movie and all of Trump's cabinet goes Scanners, that might not be so bad.
Cardinals are watching ‘Conclave’ the movie for guidance on the actual conclave
The 2024 movie is proving a useful primer for clerics about to take part in the real thing to choose the next pope.
www.politico.eu
May 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Okay, but isn't this kind of Dr. Nick territory? "I've never done defibrillation before but don't worry, I watched The Pitt ..."
Then again, if the next pope is like the one in the movie and all of Trump's cabinet goes Scanners, that might not be so bad.
Then again, if the next pope is like the one in the movie and all of Trump's cabinet goes Scanners, that might not be so bad.
Last night I had a dream that featured a mashup of Slow Horses and Bram Stoker's Dracula.
You can probably guess how the "winds ... Winds ... WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS" scene went.
You can probably guess how the "winds ... Winds ... WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS" scene went.
May 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Last night I had a dream that featured a mashup of Slow Horses and Bram Stoker's Dracula.
You can probably guess how the "winds ... Winds ... WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS" scene went.
You can probably guess how the "winds ... Winds ... WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS" scene went.
I am so pleased to be writing for Law.com again! www.law.com/2025/05/02/j...
Judge Slays Firm's Use of Dragon Logo in Filing
"The Court is not a cartoon," wrote a federal magistrate judge in response to a law firm's illustrated dragon watermark on court documents.
www.law.com
May 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I am so pleased to be writing for Law.com again! www.law.com/2025/05/02/j...
May 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
what is a perfect album that you think all the songs are good?
April 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
what is a perfect album that you think all the songs are good?
Squeeze.
Chappell Roan.
The Avett Brothers.
BinderSuze.
Chappell Roan.
The Avett Brothers.
BinderSuze.
BinderSuze v. Coffee
YouTube video by Alexandra de Suze
youtu.be
March 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Squeeze.
Chappell Roan.
The Avett Brothers.
BinderSuze.
Chappell Roan.
The Avett Brothers.
BinderSuze.
So I'm reading this book about the end of the world (like you do when you're trying to relax) called "Everything Must Go: The Stories We Tell About the End of the World" and the author says this about the Book of Revelation:
March 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
So I'm reading this book about the end of the world (like you do when you're trying to relax) called "Everything Must Go: The Stories We Tell About the End of the World" and the author says this about the Book of Revelation:
MARCONI EATS THE
March 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
MARCONI EATS THE
I caught the tail end of a Luther Vandross documentary Stacy was watching the other night, and I realized that I really didn't know very much about him or his work. I knew "Here and Now," "Power of Love," "Dance with My Father," "Never Too Much," "If Only For One Night" ...
March 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I caught the tail end of a Luther Vandross documentary Stacy was watching the other night, and I realized that I really didn't know very much about him or his work. I knew "Here and Now," "Power of Love," "Dance with My Father," "Never Too Much," "If Only For One Night" ...
So I just attempted to text, "Your own best intentions are no match for someone else's fuckups." This got autocorrected to "Your own best intentions are no match for someone else's cyclops."
This has been Today in Both Are True, Actually.
This has been Today in Both Are True, Actually.
March 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
So I just attempted to text, "Your own best intentions are no match for someone else's fuckups." This got autocorrected to "Your own best intentions are no match for someone else's cyclops."
This has been Today in Both Are True, Actually.
This has been Today in Both Are True, Actually.
Last night I dreamt of a fiber supplement marketed by Gene Simmons with an ad that featured, no doubt to Paul Stanley's chagrin as well as my own, a rewrite of Lick It Up called Leaky Gut.
And happy Unfortunate Earworm Day to you, too.
And happy Unfortunate Earworm Day to you, too.
March 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Last night I dreamt of a fiber supplement marketed by Gene Simmons with an ad that featured, no doubt to Paul Stanley's chagrin as well as my own, a rewrite of Lick It Up called Leaky Gut.
And happy Unfortunate Earworm Day to you, too.
And happy Unfortunate Earworm Day to you, too.
Niche humor.
Or Nietzsche humor.
Or Nietzsche humor.
March 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Niche humor.
Or Nietzsche humor.
Or Nietzsche humor.
It's the Kiss/RAYE/Ozzy Osbourne/Justin Timberlake/Alison Moyet/Lisa Lisa/Godley & Creme mashup you never knew you needed!
youtu.be/A2OH1fanB1E?...
youtu.be/A2OH1fanB1E?...
Crying w/BinderSuze
YouTube video by Alexandra de Suze
youtu.be
March 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It's the Kiss/RAYE/Ozzy Osbourne/Justin Timberlake/Alison Moyet/Lisa Lisa/Godley & Creme mashup you never knew you needed!
youtu.be/A2OH1fanB1E?...
youtu.be/A2OH1fanB1E?...
"I'm your laptop now, sunshine."
March 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"I'm your laptop now, sunshine."
"... never mind."
March 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"... never mind."
Reading @juddlegum.bsky.social's report about John Amanchukwu and Reuters on how TFG is planning on revoking temporary legal status for 240K Ukrainians who fled the war ... and Sentient Shuffle, ever the reflection of my rage at this administration, throws me this. youtu.be/zFvl3Pj0cic?...
Mouthful of Shit
YouTube video by Chumbawamba - Topic
youtu.be
March 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Reading @juddlegum.bsky.social's report about John Amanchukwu and Reuters on how TFG is planning on revoking temporary legal status for 240K Ukrainians who fled the war ... and Sentient Shuffle, ever the reflection of my rage at this administration, throws me this. youtu.be/zFvl3Pj0cic?...
TL;DR: "Please clap."
March 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
TL;DR: "Please clap."
February was all about rediscovering Kendrick, mourning Marianne, and drowning sorrows with Bonnie Prince Billy and Stritch. How about you?
March 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
February was all about rediscovering Kendrick, mourning Marianne, and drowning sorrows with Bonnie Prince Billy and Stritch. How about you?