at a party and there’s a cat hiding in the bedroom

the greatest day in the group chat was when someone said “just bumped into Phil… he’s bald as fuck” before quickly realising Phil was in the group chat

oops sorry everyone

A horse breaks its leg at the races, the tent goes up. There's a loud crack but instead of a guy with a gun a chiropractor comes out, the horse walking behind him. Everyone cheers

can’t believe people are moving over to Bluesky when we could have done the funniest thing ever and migrated to TruthSocial

who decided everyone has to be nice on here? who put you in charge? give me the TL beef

i will never tire of eating cheesestrings whole and watching my girlfrend’s horrified reaction

MR. WILLKIN

i’m down to the point at which i followed HQ Trivia UK with Follower Bridge, so 5 years of people i’ve followed done

11 to go

bluesjy