Darth Wendy Malik
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Darth Wendy Malik
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no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Landlords called while I was at work. I ignored the call but just seeing the number on the phone caused enough anxiety that I hid in the bathroom for 10+ minutes to calm down. Home now, I still need to listen to the message but I'm going to try to unclench first.

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Donate to EMERGENCY: PLEASE HELP ME AND MY CATS AVOID EVICTION!, organized by Terry Wright
Hi, my name is Terry and I'm facing eviction. I need at least $1,52… Terry Wright needs your support for EMERGENCY: PLEASE HELP ME AND MY CATS AVOID EVICTION!
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November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
RFK Jr. watching Being John Malkovich and realizing like "Yo this Dr. Lester guy is on to something..."
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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phenomenal stuff from grok here
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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The UK is considering a policy that would effectively segregate trans people from society. It would bar trans people from "single sex spaces" even when they use the facility of their sex assigned at birth.

This is a full on policy of segregation without even the benefit of separate facilities.
November 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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It's the time of year again -- time to do your holiday shopping from independent artists. It's more important than ever to support people actually making stuff!

If you're an artist or craftsperson of any kind, please reply to this with what you make and a link to your store and I'll share it!
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Wow I didn't expect comics from back then to be so progressive about abortion
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Every single time! Epstein will write:

"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"

and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:

"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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anyway former car dealer Moreno whose car I have seen and costs more than I will make this year is preventing my family members who are his constituents from getting health insurance next year
A sleepy Senate Commerce hearing on transportation nominees devolves into a heated fight between Sens. Jacky Rosen (D) and Bernie Moreno (R), with Rosen accusing Moreno of tracking her team’s car VIN numbers.

Rosen: That seems a little creepy

Moreno says he’s exposing hypocrisy
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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My name is Tucker Favreau. I'm a 34 year-old Army Veteran running as a Democratic Candidate for US Senate in Maine. Attached is my rather simple announcement video. Please share if you are looking for more options in Maine to replace Susan Collins! And support Medicare for All! #maine #mepolitics
Tucker for Maine - US Senate Announcement
YouTube video by Tucker For Maine
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I was a synthpop/disco weirdo before I was a city pop weirdo but both sides of that equation agree that this is S-tier
Carnaval
YouTube video by Taeko Onuki - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Almost Halloween gonna get me some of that
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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An order of chicken fingers is called a hand. “Gimme a hand of fingies,” you say. If you want dipping sauce you ask for them to “paint the nails.”
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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This was not the Replacement Theory that I expected to wake up to this morning
Going on BetMGM and wagering that JD runs for president in 2028 with Erika as his wife
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.

Here's the video of it running.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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“The department declined to answer questions about whether the donor is an American citizen or a foreign national.” Jesus Fucking Christ
October 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM