Rev Richard Skull
@revskull.bsky.social
aka Mark Shotzberger, ordained in the Church of the Subgenius.
"Why does it hurt when I pee?"
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"Why does it hurt when I pee?"
Reposted by Rev Richard Skull
A peace prize for insecure cats!
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
A peace prize for insecure cats!
Reposted by Rev Richard Skull
"Are farts supposed to be lumpy?
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"Are farts supposed to be lumpy?
Florida Man! As someone who has used nuclear gauges, I can say they are not the best things to use to make a "dirty bomb."
The two nuclear sources used are only dangerous if swallowed
What impressed me was he had it secured according to DOE regulations!
www.msn.com/en-us/news/c...
The two nuclear sources used are only dangerous if swallowed
What impressed me was he had it secured according to DOE regulations!
www.msn.com/en-us/news/c...
MSN
www.msn.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Florida Man! As someone who has used nuclear gauges, I can say they are not the best things to use to make a "dirty bomb."
The two nuclear sources used are only dangerous if swallowed
What impressed me was he had it secured according to DOE regulations!
www.msn.com/en-us/news/c...
The two nuclear sources used are only dangerous if swallowed
What impressed me was he had it secured according to DOE regulations!
www.msn.com/en-us/news/c...
"The shitter is broken. "
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"The shitter is broken. "
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“I say we take off and nuke the White House from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"Excuse me, I didn't see you place money in the Donation plate!"
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"Excuse me, I didn't see you place money in the Donation plate!"
I think French fries should have mayonnaise on top!
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I think French fries should have mayonnaise on top!
Truth!
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Truth!
Reposted by Rev Richard Skull
To be fair, dinner rolls logistics is an important part of Thanksgiving.
Grandma Concerned About Dinner Roll Count https://theonion.com/grandma-concerned-about-dinner-roll-count-1819571169/
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
To be fair, dinner rolls logistics is an important part of Thanksgiving.
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
Reposted by Rev Richard Skull
"Durham NC woman yells at ICE in her neighborhood, tells them to go back to their "whore boss" and "home to beat their wives""
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"Durham NC woman yells at ICE in her neighborhood, tells them to go back to their "whore boss" and "home to beat their wives""
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
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Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel https://theonion.com/pentagon-blames-venezuela-for-flow-of-drugs-into-kash-patel/
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel https://theonion.com/pentagon-blames-venezuela-for-flow-of-drugs-into-kash-patel/
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Trump To Vance: ‘I Need You To Say You Stole My Face In The 1990s’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-vance-i-need-you-to-say-you-stole-my-face-in-the-1990s/
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump To Vance: ‘I Need You To Say You Stole My Face In The 1990s’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-vance-i-need-you-to-say-you-stole-my-face-in-the-1990s/
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Wild how I drew this 4 years ago as satire and now it’s the average tweet from a sitting president
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Wild how I drew this 4 years ago as satire and now it’s the average tweet from a sitting president