Ok how many priests are such self indulgent d bags that all pre and post formation is always “don’t be a d bags”
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ok how many priests are such self indulgent d bags that all pre and post formation is always “don’t be a d bags”
At a pastor workshop and pretty much every priest here is assigned to multiple parishes or multiple churches. There’s no way this model is feasible
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
At a pastor workshop and pretty much every priest here is assigned to multiple parishes or multiple churches. There’s no way this model is feasible
St. John Lateran, pray for us 🙏🙏🙏🙏
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
St. John Lateran, pray for us 🙏🙏🙏🙏
I love it when crazies somehow get a hold of every email address in the diocese of Pittsburgh
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I love it when crazies somehow get a hold of every email address in the diocese of Pittsburgh
My cross: I must say mass, but I am sleepy tired
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My cross: I must say mass, but I am sleepy tired
A friend brought her kids to daily mass today. The boy brought me Halloween candy, but I could only have it if I did a good job at mass.
Not to brag, but let’s just say I earned those nerd gummy clusters 💪
Not to brag, but let’s just say I earned those nerd gummy clusters 💪
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A friend brought her kids to daily mass today. The boy brought me Halloween candy, but I could only have it if I did a good job at mass.
Not to brag, but let’s just say I earned those nerd gummy clusters 💪
Not to brag, but let’s just say I earned those nerd gummy clusters 💪
Sometimes it’s paperwork, sometimes it’s counseling others, sometimes it’s taking a screwdriver to the pascal candle because the dang flame keeps going out during funerals
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Sometimes it’s paperwork, sometimes it’s counseling others, sometimes it’s taking a screwdriver to the pascal candle because the dang flame keeps going out during funerals
Informed my OCIA class that AI is demons 🫡
November 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Informed my OCIA class that AI is demons 🫡
If you know who I am and you’re my parishioner you have to put that in your bio it’s canon law.
November 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you know who I am and you’re my parishioner you have to put that in your bio it’s canon law.
Whomst worst? Notre Dame grads or Steubenville grads?
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Whomst worst? Notre Dame grads or Steubenville grads?
Idk if you can tell but we brought all the smoke last night
November 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Idk if you can tell but we brought all the smoke last night
Not true. I got the shot and died of super cancer a week later.
“Covid-19 vaccines, credited with saving millions of lives during the pandemic, set off a powerful alarm that rallies the human immune system against cancer and nearly doubles the median survival length of patients, according to a new retrospective study.”
www.washingtonpost.com/science/2025...
www.washingtonpost.com/science/2025...
Study finds mRNA coronavirus vaccines prolonged life of cancer patients
A study found that covid-19 vaccines appeared to awaken the immune system in lung and skin cancer patients, helping them live longer than those not vaccinated.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Not true. I got the shot and died of super cancer a week later.
Wrong
Man cannot live by provolone
October 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Wrong
Surprised to report that 8 graders are impressed to learn that Ninja once followed me on Twitter dot com
October 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Surprised to report that 8 graders are impressed to learn that Ninja once followed me on Twitter dot com
The church yearns for the mines
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The church yearns for the mines
OH NO I WENT TOO FAR WITH SCAFFOLDING AND BROKE MY CHURCH
October 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
OH NO I WENT TOO FAR WITH SCAFFOLDING AND BROKE MY CHURCH
Buried a 98 year old WWII vet who is also… A WOMAn?!? Smh woke military been with us for decades
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Buried a 98 year old WWII vet who is also… A WOMAn?!? Smh woke military been with us for decades
I’ve been a priest for 9 years and I still don’t know when are appropriate times for anointing of the sick and now it’s too late to ask.
October 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’ve been a priest for 9 years and I still don’t know when are appropriate times for anointing of the sick and now it’s too late to ask.
It has come to my attention that some of you are poasting on multiple platforms. I find this both disappointing and concerning.
October 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It has come to my attention that some of you are poasting on multiple platforms. I find this both disappointing and concerning.
At dinner with the family and I’m asked to say Grace and before I can start the niece says “no, I’ll do it. IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER…”
My brother ain’t raising no clericalist.
My brother ain’t raising no clericalist.
October 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
At dinner with the family and I’m asked to say Grace and before I can start the niece says “no, I’ll do it. IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER…”
My brother ain’t raising no clericalist.
My brother ain’t raising no clericalist.
Always baffled by parishioners who assume I hold meeting in the middle of the church instead of my office.
October 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Always baffled by parishioners who assume I hold meeting in the middle of the church instead of my office.
Inspiring vocations by telling the 6th graders that I watch anime
October 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Inspiring vocations by telling the 6th graders that I watch anime
Most Grace doesn’t feel like Grace.
October 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Most Grace doesn’t feel like Grace.