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Taking Pokémon glitches a little too far
Found a 1 in 262.144 chance to exist setup that allows us to get wild encounters while having the Pal Park menu AND on the bike.

My goal is to use this to load battle data to read for the new speedrun ACE setup, this would save 10 minutes and be faster than the current TAS ACE setup too.
May 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The rule of releasing a setup is that you obsolete it within 3 hours of its creation right? Pretty sure I can create a setup taking less than 90 minutes from a fresh save. Aka, Speedrun + 40 minutes or so, based on the TAS setup with this new Item bootstrap.
Gotta probably run the brute forcers for pearl details, but here's the new setup.

www.craft.me/s/330jTbOzhF...
April 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Gotta probably run the brute forcers for pearl details, but here's the new setup.

www.craft.me/s/330jTbOzhF...
April 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Trying to get keystone's NodeJS bindings to function with a non-ancient, undocumented and deprecated version. Anyone have alternatives for JavaScript ARM (vt5/thumb) assemblers?
April 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
New setup... 100% chance of working from a fresh save file. 1.5 hours saved over the previous setup. Also made it so the bootstrap installs Mystery Gift ACE immediately.
April 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Creating an ASE setup cutting out ~3 hours of setup time.

Instead of using jumps, it spawns a new script process with a custom event index with item data.
It then reads encrypted pokemon data as the script offset. This data is manipulated through brute forcing modifications to in-game trades.
March 22, 2025 at 8:18 AM
My cat is residing in the animal clinic right now because his bladder couldn't be emptied due to struvite stones build-up, causing his kidney to start failing. He's doing better today after they emptied his bladder and put him on IV fluids to stabilize him. With the correct food he should be fine.
December 22, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by RETIRE
Here's my video about Manaphy and hunting it by shuffling our TID/SID with the most insane glitches Gen IV has to offer youtu.be/6HdtIVjDXA4
691 - A NEW WAY to shiny hunt the elusive Shiny Manaphy (I got it, too!!!)
YouTube video by AbsolBlogsPokemon
youtu.be
December 16, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Custom sprite injection over WIFI using RCE on a legit copy of Pokémon pearl :)
December 15, 2024 at 6:11 PM