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Bashflow
@renecastro.bsky.social
Professional charlatan. Amateur everything. Big into Magic the Gathering, writing fiction, and reading fantasy novels!
I hate subscription models but I would absolutely buy one if Nintendo just put the pokemon games on there. Come on.
March 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Websites: "please don't use adblocker we need to make da monies 🥺👉🏼👈🏼"

Websites without ad blocker:
February 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The masculine urge to go into a public space and yell "MUSTAAAAAARD"
February 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
We cannot expect to fight oligarchs on the very platforms that they control
The Revolution Won't Be on Your Timeline
But we built these prisons ourselves
open.substack.com
February 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I have a question. Why are all the best hackers furries? I sincerely want to know.

I'm not here to kink shame anybody, furries seem like they're having a lot of fun.

But I'm SO curious why the ven diagram of furries and l33t hackers has such a large overlap.

Does anyone have any thoughts?
Woke furry hijacks social media of right-wing group that published 'DEI Watch List'
Federal employees are listed for 'offenses' such as using pronouns in their bios.
www.dailydot.com
February 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It's so much easier to destroy than it is to create. This is true across all domains. But creation continues through chaos.
February 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Why did Mike Tyson take a bar of soap into the chamber of secrets?

He thought there was a "Bathalithk"
January 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What the fuck kinda name is Elon anyway. That should have been our first clue.
January 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Picked up a rom of Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced so if you're looking for me I'm in St. Ivalice
January 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
@mispap1.bsky.social just followed you after watching your work in Vaati's latest Prepare to Cry. Looking forward to part 2! Amazing work
January 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Reposted by Bashflow
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fun fact: if someone uses the words "females" unironically and not in a scientific/medical setting, that person probably sucks
if i ever find out that my husband is neglecting his share of the domestic duties in favor of listening to three hour podcasts i’m buying him a one way ticket to Family Court Junction
January 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This is when technology peaked. I will hear no objections I will take no arguments.
January 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Filled another notebook. This is my favorite habit, having a little sidekick to take what's bouncing around in my head and just get it on paper. White space is more still than gray space.
January 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It's so funny to me how out of all the Amazon products, the Kindle is the most successful.

Like "we did it boys. We finally perfected how to put words on a screen"
January 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My wife just made a delicious chicken pot pie. The filling was sweet and sticky. The crust was thick and flaky, made from scratch. I paired it with a frothy ale. There's a chilly wind outside my warm cozy house.

I've never felt more like a mouse of Redwall.
January 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Organic peanut butter is such a scam

"Hey boss what should we do with all this leftover peanut butter piss? You know, the oily stupid mass that remains after we make the actual GOOD peanut butter people enjoy? Throw it away?"

"No... I have an idea.."
January 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
@breadsword.bsky.social I just watched your videos on Robin Hood, your Gurren Lagann video and a couple others & I gotta say, you're my favorite creator on youtube full stop. I know you haven't posted in a while and this is corny but I want you to know you really impacted me and I hope you are well
January 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hey. You've had a long week. Here's Benecio del Toro in an oversized coat 😍
January 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Tried reading an article on zdnet and the ads kept loading in and then changing sizes so that the text kept moving making it impossible to read. I get that ads are how you pay the bills but all this does is remind me to turn on my ad blocker
January 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Riddle me this, Batman...
If salad is fruits and vegetables all mixed together, what's salsa?
December 31, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I consider Les Mis a Christmas movie and Russel Crowe is Santa.
December 23, 2024 at 1:07 AM
So are those Haitian immigrants still eating the cats and dogs? Weird I wonder why that story died all of a sudden 🤔
December 23, 2024 at 12:08 AM