Sam
@realsamanders.bsky.social
Good riddance to James Fucking Dobson.
August 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Good riddance to James Fucking Dobson.
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sundays are for ordering a burger with all the crucifixins
March 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
sundays are for ordering a burger with all the crucifixins
where did all that money go?
Now we wait ...
Now we wait ...
"you’re not allowed to ask."
Does David Sacks think that - if you go to the OMB website and click on the budget historical tables - men in trench coats will immediately break down your front door and haul you to some underground prison in the mountains?
Does David Sacks think that - if you go to the OMB website and click on the budget historical tables - men in trench coats will immediately break down your front door and haul you to some underground prison in the mountains?
February 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
where did all that money go?
Now we wait ...
Now we wait ...
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Stupid gets people killed.
February 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Stupid gets people killed.
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I'm not taking reading advice from anyone who can't close a parenthesis.
February 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'm not taking reading advice from anyone who can't close a parenthesis.
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Two things can be true. You can be a Nazi who throws out 'Sieg Heil' salutes, and you can ALSO be an awkward goober who looks like a flailing idiot every time you try to do literally anything physically. These are not mutually exclusive.
January 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Two things can be true. You can be a Nazi who throws out 'Sieg Heil' salutes, and you can ALSO be an awkward goober who looks like a flailing idiot every time you try to do literally anything physically. These are not mutually exclusive.
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December 31, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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Excellent advice for everybody
Please, Unfollow Neil Gaiman
January 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Excellent advice for everybody
Oooh, you can straight-up hide people who accept money from Amway!
These posts are so much funnier with this labeler
January 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Oooh, you can straight-up hide people who accept money from Amway!
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Sick of people calling everything in crypto a Ponzi scheme.
Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are pyramid schemes.
Others are just standard issue fraud. Others are just middlemen skimming off the top.
Stop glossing over the diversity in the industry.
Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are pyramid schemes.
Others are just standard issue fraud. Others are just middlemen skimming off the top.
Stop glossing over the diversity in the industry.
January 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sick of people calling everything in crypto a Ponzi scheme.
Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are pyramid schemes.
Others are just standard issue fraud. Others are just middlemen skimming off the top.
Stop glossing over the diversity in the industry.
Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are pyramid schemes.
Others are just standard issue fraud. Others are just middlemen skimming off the top.
Stop glossing over the diversity in the industry.
Made it through 2024 & considering that a win
January 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Made it through 2024 & considering that a win
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A lot of people don't know this about me but in 2004 I was vacationing in Italy, and was having a wonderful time, the air, the light, everything seems brighter and better in Italy, after an absolutely beautiful day, I had gone out for the evening, a lovely local restaurant, not touristy at all
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December 30, 2024 at 1:44 PM
A lot of people don't know this about me but in 2004 I was vacationing in Italy, and was having a wonderful time, the air, the light, everything seems brighter and better in Italy, after an absolutely beautiful day, I had gone out for the evening, a lovely local restaurant, not touristy at all
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I don’t crab race professionally. It’s more of a side hustle
December 25, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I don’t crab race professionally. It’s more of a side hustle
idk shit, but don't these "donations" smell like a protection racket?
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The former president threatened the Meta CEO with possible “life in prison” during the campaign.
www.nbcnews.com
December 15, 2024 at 8:50 PM
idk shit, but don't these "donations" smell like a protection racket?
People on Nextdoor need to keep track of their fucking pets
December 10, 2024 at 4:50 AM
People on Nextdoor need to keep track of their fucking pets
Now, this makes no damn sense. How can 7 streams get you into the top half a percent? Am I the only person who still listens to this song?
December 5, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Now, this makes no damn sense. How can 7 streams get you into the top half a percent? Am I the only person who still listens to this song?
Weird how the people complaining the loudest about echo chambers also tend to be the ones who think any perspective different from their own is "too woke."
November 17, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Weird how the people complaining the loudest about echo chambers also tend to be the ones who think any perspective different from their own is "too woke."
I appreciated all the talk about him biting his glove and having a biting fixation.
We're thinking about rewatching Mike Tyson's Mysteries, now.
We're thinking about rewatching Mike Tyson's Mysteries, now.
a cartoon pigeon is holding a cup of coffee in front of a window
Alt: Pigeon, voiced by the late, great, Norm Macdonald, is holding a cup of coffee in front of a window.
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 6:55 AM
I appreciated all the talk about him biting his glove and having a biting fixation.
We're thinking about rewatching Mike Tyson's Mysteries, now.
We're thinking about rewatching Mike Tyson's Mysteries, now.
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Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? Boil a few litres at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later. Follow me for more tips!
November 14, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? Boil a few litres at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later. Follow me for more tips!
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wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs
November 13, 2024 at 2:15 AM
wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs
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my "i'm not defending pol pot" shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
You ain’t about to find me defending pol pot of all people lol
November 12, 2024 at 2:53 AM
my "i'm not defending pol pot" shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
Voted last weekend by mail, and saw today my ballot has been counted.
Pasco County is not exactly the purplest of red counties, so I've been checking my registration status regularly for months, and I'm happy to report that no funny business occurred. Here's hoping.
Anyway. Fuck trump and lfg
Pasco County is not exactly the purplest of red counties, so I've been checking my registration status regularly for months, and I'm happy to report that no funny business occurred. Here's hoping.
Anyway. Fuck trump and lfg
October 25, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Voted last weekend by mail, and saw today my ballot has been counted.
Pasco County is not exactly the purplest of red counties, so I've been checking my registration status regularly for months, and I'm happy to report that no funny business occurred. Here's hoping.
Anyway. Fuck trump and lfg
Pasco County is not exactly the purplest of red counties, so I've been checking my registration status regularly for months, and I'm happy to report that no funny business occurred. Here's hoping.
Anyway. Fuck trump and lfg
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Gotta be in the running for the quo-est quid that ever pro'd.
Judge Aileen Cannon is on Trump's shortlist for attorney general, per ABC
Judge who tossed Trump's classified docs case on list of proposed candidates for attorney general
A document circulated within Donald Trump's transition operation lists Judge Aileen Cannon, who tossed his classified docs case, as a possible AG candidate, sources say.
abcnews.go.com
October 22, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Gotta be in the running for the quo-est quid that ever pro'd.