Black Morris
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Capitalism got us so fucked up, you spend a few hundred racks remodeling your home with the mindset, “ok let’s make it look as antiseptic as possible to maximize resale value…” Rather than, “Imma make this home a home…”
And that is incredibly fucking sad
And that is incredibly fucking sad
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Capitalism got us so fucked up, you spend a few hundred racks remodeling your home with the mindset, “ok let’s make it look as antiseptic as possible to maximize resale value…” Rather than, “Imma make this home a home…”
And that is incredibly fucking sad
And that is incredibly fucking sad
Bid Dumb Beautiful Sport
Deeply funny that the Big Ten and Fox spend the entire year branding big noon Saturday and on championship weekend they turn it into a night game opposite the ACC championship game
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Bid Dumb Beautiful Sport
Jesus with HEAVY representation in the College Gameday crowd. Has that been a thing all season?
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Jesus with HEAVY representation in the College Gameday crowd. Has that been a thing all season?
The worst ones always seem to live forever. I mean Kissinger just died like 5 mins ago
Every picture looks like he's gonna croak but he doesn't croak. I hate that for us.
Look at his bitter ass. Even he knows deep down this is BS and he's scorned because Barack got the one he REALLY wanted. 😭😭
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The worst ones always seem to live forever. I mean Kissinger just died like 5 mins ago
It like he’s corrupt or something
So far, in less than one year, Donald Trump has issued over TEN TIMES as many pardons as he did in his entire four-year first term. That’s a lot of criminals released onto our streets.
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It like he’s corrupt or something
So HBO Max raised prices a few weeks ago to give a shttier product? Cool.
www.vulture.com/article/mad-...
www.vulture.com/article/mad-...
The Mad Men Rollout on HBO Max Might Make Fans Vomit
The show’s new 4K release is riddled with errors.
www.vulture.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
So HBO Max raised prices a few weeks ago to give a shttier product? Cool.
www.vulture.com/article/mad-...
www.vulture.com/article/mad-...
It just means more
Can someone explain to me how some of the country's poorest states with some of the lowest ranking public schools can afford to pay their collegiate head football coaches tens of millions of dollars a year in salaries plus bonuses?
December 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It just means more
Me an Oregon Ducks fan listening to half a dozen bubble teams plead their case…
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Me an Oregon Ducks fan listening to half a dozen bubble teams plead their case…
It’s only Monday and I’ve seen/heard Steve Sarkisian everywhere making the case for the Longhorns being a playoff team. What a stupid sport. And I love it.
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It’s only Monday and I’ve seen/heard Steve Sarkisian everywhere making the case for the Longhorns being a playoff team. What a stupid sport. And I love it.
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
Rooting for a football team is so goddamn stressful. Totally unneeded stress
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Rooting for a football team is so goddamn stressful. Totally unneeded stress
Elite finessing by McConnell
Exactly! McConnell has pulled off more in the minority than Dems have in the majority!
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Elite finessing by McConnell
The Duke ain’t walking through that door
Remember those old Westerns they used to make back in the day about calling Clint Eastwood in because some conman grifter came through a small town, gained their trust, took everything and left them desolate and starving? WE are that small town now.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The Duke ain’t walking through that door
Been saying for years, of all the Shanny critiques. He blows 4th quarter leads, to dependent on his play sheet. Or he’s just an elite schemer and play caller. Shanny does not get enough credit for building culture. Never seen the 9ers not playing hard and for each other
Being adaptable, flexible, emotionally even-keeled and creatively relentless when your roster keeps falling apart – that’s where a coach becomes great.
Enter, Kyle Shanahan.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
Enter, Kyle Shanahan.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Been saying for years, of all the Shanny critiques. He blows 4th quarter leads, to dependent on his play sheet. Or he’s just an elite schemer and play caller. Shanny does not get enough credit for building culture. Never seen the 9ers not playing hard and for each other
Lmao Ma Dukes was like “thank you Jesus…”
a group of people are sitting in a theater with their hands up in the air .
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a theater with their hands up in the air .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Lmao Ma Dukes was like “thank you Jesus…”
AYOOOOOO
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
AYOOOOOO
Reposted by Black Morris
the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
WE’RE EGG BOWLINGGGGGG!!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
WE’RE EGG BOWLINGGGGGG!!!!!
Those ridges are immaculate 🤌🏾
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Those ridges are immaculate 🤌🏾
This dude with face tattoos used to do Black music. All those accolades the announcer said about this dude, “certified diamond whatever…” he got all those accolades from doing Black music. And now he’s a country-ish artist. That shit just don’t sit right with me, bruh.
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This dude with face tattoos used to do Black music. All those accolades the announcer said about this dude, “certified diamond whatever…” he got all those accolades from doing Black music. And now he’s a country-ish artist. That shit just don’t sit right with me, bruh.
Just took down my first plate. Later than usual. Typically I’d be working on my second plate by now, but I’m getting old.
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Just took down my first plate. Later than usual. Typically I’d be working on my second plate by now, but I’m getting old.
11 play, 6 minute drive, you gotta take the points. I know that ain’t Campbell’s style. But if we’re like the left guard, or the center or some shit. That shit would piss me off. 11 car accidents, all for naught
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
11 play, 6 minute drive, you gotta take the points. I know that ain’t Campbell’s style. But if we’re like the left guard, or the center or some shit. That shit would piss me off. 11 car accidents, all for naught
It’s settled. Next year I’m pulling up to a Thanksgiving that’s serving brisket
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It’s settled. Next year I’m pulling up to a Thanksgiving that’s serving brisket
Man Jordan Love makes some of the best throws I have ever seen. Just dimes. But also some of the worst most dumbfounding throws I’ve ever seen.
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Man Jordan Love makes some of the best throws I have ever seen. Just dimes. But also some of the worst most dumbfounding throws I’ve ever seen.
SMMFH, I forgot to grease the mac n cheese dish before putting the mac n cheese in it. I ALWAYS forget to grease the damn dish 😩😩
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
SMMFH, I forgot to grease the mac n cheese dish before putting the mac n cheese in it. I ALWAYS forget to grease the damn dish 😩😩