Rave Baby Rebecca, Esq. is God’s Favorite Little Person
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Rave Baby Rebecca, Esq. is God’s Favorite Little Person
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29.♿Top .005% Carly Rae Jepsen Fan(x4)

"Uh, I'm not openly anything and gay doesn't begin to cover it"
B vitamins are the Skarsgards of the nutrition world
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Putting aside Kilmar Ábrego García’s fate in immigration court, which is not a real court:

He has been winning at every step of the federal judiciary, in a maze of criminal and civil cases, and that’s why the Trump administration is throwing everything at him.

This streak continues in Tennessee:
BREAKING: A federal judge finds that there is evidence Kilmar Abrego was VINDICTIVELY PROSECUTED. The judge GRANTS Abrego's motion for discovery and a hearing, and the government must now PROVE it did not vindictively prosecute Mr. Abrego. 1/
October 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Getting run over: urfghghhlll

Getting run over and this license plate is the last thing I see: urfghghhlll hell yeah
July 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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so sick of my ugly fukin baby goddam
i'm so tired. i'm just so tired all the time
July 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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They fired the people answering calls for help. Hundreds of them. During the crisis.
July 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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It's wild how many civic textbooks portray the Supreme Court as an institution that generally protects the rights of disempowered minorities
NEW: The Supreme Court's conservatives halt a preliminary injunction that had restricted the Trump administration's ability to rapidly deport migrants to "third countries" where they have never lived and where allegedly face torture. All three liberals dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
June 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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whoa! just received this transmission from the future?
June 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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okay that's bad but also serving cocktails with grapefruit juice at a tranny event is fucking hilarious. like. the implications.
worst part of LA trans pride yesterday was the free drinks where the bartender gave me the wrong drink (there were TWO OPTIONS) with grapefruit juice in it (insane to serve at a tranny event tbh given its medication interactions) but also was completely baffled by me not wanting alcohol. like c'mon!
June 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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folks I've been tear gassed something like 200 times and maced at least fifty or so times. once i was soaked in mace to my underwear. ignore any neat scientific tricks people give you for beating this stuff

-Water for tear gas
-sudecon wipes for mace
-if no sudecon, wash mace with water
Los Angeles: if you get tear gas or see other people who have been and someone calling themselves a medic tries to use milk to wash their eyes out SLAP THAT MILK JUG OUT THEIR FUCKING HAND. MILK DOES NOT WASH OUT TEAR GAS.

Just use bottled water please.
Timely reminder that the treatment for chemical weapons like tear gas and pepper spray is:

1) remove from active contamination (get them out of the cloud of teargas, remove outer layers of clothing if possible)
2) flush eyes with ONLY clean water. Wash skin and hair with water and soap.
June 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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This rules
May 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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guy who doesn’t believe germs are real because he can’t see them has a big interest in Chomosomes and Genetics all of a sudden
April 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The Substance (2024)
February 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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this is more of a preview of the shit Republicans may pull around 2026/2028 than No More Elections and it looks like they ate shit here
🚨BREAKING: In a trio of rulings, North Carolina state court REJECTS Republican effort to overturn the results of the 2024 state Supreme Court election by throwing out 60,000 lawful ballots.

A big victory for voting rights and democracy!
www.democracydocket.com/cases/north-...
🚨 Griffin v. North Carolina State Board of Elections (II)
Learn more.
www.democracydocket.com
February 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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December 23, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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Never mistake a Cuomo for a good person.
Charlotte Bennett, a young employee who was found to have been harassed by Andrew Cuomo, has dropped her lawsuit against him after he used the legal proceedings to retaliate against her, including public smearing of her sexual history & court orders for her gynecological records.
December 10, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
Mom: Let's pick out a Christmas movie to watch on Thanksgiving. Which one do you guys want to watch?

Family (in unison): DUNE!
November 29, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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October 18, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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Can we kick this up a notch?
September 13, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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One of the gifts from the Burger and Rehnquist courts is that you can absolutely be proned out face down on the pavement in handcuffs with Deputy Figgus McRacewar and his four pals pointing their fuckin Glocks at you and you might not be “under arrest” for Fourth Amendment purposes.
@kenwhite.bsky.social Fun new euphemism for the Popehat files: “redirected to the ground.” As in, “of course we didn’t gratuitously slam a guy into the pavement and kneel on him over a” - checks notes - “traffic violation, he was just redirected to the ground.”
September 9, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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SNACK LIBRARY - dashare.zone ADMIN
September 1, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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try not to think about how the guy running this hilariously malfunctioning X audio interview with trump is also in charge of ukraine's internet, a big chunk of the US space program and half a million self-driving cars
August 13, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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Minnesotans asking how to help dislocated Rainbow Health workers who just abruptly lost their income & medical insurance:

Latifah needs urgent help.

gofund.me/ef8b9a99

Every little bit you can donate will make a huge difference. Could you donate or share to spread the word?

Thanks a lot!
July 24, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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would any cis people who got mad at me for saying the NYT is transphobic like to apologize by sending me money to my venmo or my cashapp? @/$Katitties

for a mere $15 dollars each, i will forgive one of your transphobic sins. you will be forgiven in the eyes of the penis girl community if you repent
This is from the NYT morning newsletter today, demonstrating their attachment to this made-up non-viable “position” they want to mainstream: that people who want to ban gender-affirming care for teens are somehow not engaging in anti-trans discrimination (gift link: www.nytimes.com/2024/07/23/b...)
July 24, 2024 at 4:49 AM