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27 | multi fandom whore | anti jkr | no minors bcs i’m a problematic horn dog
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not only is ai lame, the impact on the environment is TERRIBLE. you are singlehandedly contributing to the downfall of humanity! “i can’t write an email without using chatgpt” with peace and love — are you an idiot? like. it’s sooo embarrassing! you should be embarrassed!
March 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i need to quit my job, and find myself a yacht to shake my ass on
February 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
a ruthless game dramione
What if we started fucking…as fellow professionals
February 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
also i’m reading the Rite by @parksandfiction.bsky.social and i am obsessed and i need to scream about it with everyone and anyone
February 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
pansy parkinson is so fucking special to me !!!!!!!! prickly!! bitchy!!! loyal!! self serving!!! BEAUTY!!!!!
February 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
WELL. GOOD MORNING!!!!
Fleur/Charlie NSFW // infidelity
pairing courtesy of @kerosenehoney.bsky.social

Fleur slips out of bed in nothing but an oversized Molly Weasley sweater stitched with the letter B. Her blonde tresses are in a bun atop her head, still knotty from Bill’s fingers tugging on the strands.
February 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
there’s something so thrilling about writing smut in a cafe lmao
February 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
i finished Deep End in one day and now i am bereft
February 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Panville //

“Did I disappoint you? Did I not live up to the expectations of who you expect me to be? Did I make a decision that contradicts the two dimensional version of me that you seem so obsessed with? Well, I’m sorry about that, but you can take that version and fuck yourself with it. “
February 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i’ve written my daily 100 words but they all suck and they’re not cohesive and i’m irritated
February 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Panville, 7th Year //

Pansy stepped in-between his thighs, frowning at the deep gash along the side of his face.

"Close your eyes," she muttered as she used her wand to carefully siphon the blood on his cheeks. "You're lucky you didn't lose them."

Her tone is harsh, cold, unforgiving.
February 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i’m in the mood for absolutely feral unhinged filthy age gap depravity
February 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
fucking excellent. delicious. 10/10.
Lucius + Luna + forbidden forest sex pollen
NSFW ...................... incest lmao thanks to @dracois4lovers.bsky.social

Lucius watches from the shadows of the forest as the little blonde thing skips from tree to plant to everything in between, her school skirt flouncing up enough to see a hint
Build your own Hogwarts Reunion! - Rare Pair Edition ✨

Roll a dice for your main & side character and your prompt.
If those characters are friends or lovers is up to you.

I'm excited for the combinations you guys are going to get 👀
February 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
also i have the beginnings of a panville dirty dancing esque drabble brewing in my drafts and it’s … delicious
February 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
happy ali hazelwood release day to all who celebrate!!!
February 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Hansy / NSFW

Hermione was going to kill him.

He knew the speeches were soon, but in his defense this had been a ticking time bomb ever since he found out who Draco picked to be his Best Women.
Harry and Pansy have sex in a closet ooooh
Last year, I made this Roll A Drabble prompt of things that happened at the Draco/Hermione wedding.

Here's a D20 if you want to play.

g.co/kgs/a8H6Rrv
February 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
i have already written more words in february than all of january ???? god bless bsky drabbles for dragging me out of writers block ig????
February 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
a slightly nsfw #dramione drabble inc. some light bondage :)

It was cool against his wrists, the silk of his tie, as she knotted it firmly behind his back. A gasp, as she pressed a kiss to the top of his spine.
Welcome to Frisky February!!

Our first prompt is....
February 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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cw // nsfw, #dhr, #dramione, mutual masturbation

Hermione’s head fell back over the edge of the Prefects’ bath, losing herself to the sensation of her hand buried beneath the bubbles and between her legs.

It was the most effective way of relieving her pent up stress, to watch it melt away with
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February 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
so my summer job boss has found out my ao3 name bcs i forgot to change my zoom name for a meeting and now im panicking and i think? i need a new? name? but i’m so attached to rat/rattle :(
February 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
YES. YES. YES.
// nsfw, #lovenott breeding, #hprarepairs

Luna threw her head back as Theo licked another long languid stripe down her center. She threaded her fingers through his silky hair, keeping him just where she wanted him.
February 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
A little smutty #dramione drabble.
tw: cheating

It had been an honest mistake, the first time. An error she had regretted, a betrayal that had eaten at her for days afterwards.
February 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
having deranged thoughts about married draco cheating and hermione still feeling the imprint of his wedding band inside of her :)
January 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

like fuck did i
ok accountability thread for wiptember!! i need to write 1300 a day so i can finish this fucking wip ok!!!!!
October 4, 2023 at 8:50 AM
am going to make preptober my bitch u mark my words i’m going to be so outlined and plotted come november and then i’ll make NANO my bitch too
October 3, 2023 at 10:55 AM