Dan
@ratmilk97.bsky.social
After a day full of chaotic emails something about getting an email of mattress recommendations from Caleb (with a pros/cons list!!!) that started with “Hey love” has brought multiple tears to my eyes
May 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
After a day full of chaotic emails something about getting an email of mattress recommendations from Caleb (with a pros/cons list!!!) that started with “Hey love” has brought multiple tears to my eyes
Almost as bad as a tumblr ad
May 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Almost as bad as a tumblr ad
LinkedIn is a whole other beast, man. What the fuck is this
May 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
LinkedIn is a whole other beast, man. What the fuck is this
Maybe it’s a hot take but meetings on Monday mornings/Friday afternoons should not be allowed. If I was in charge I would make it so
May 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Maybe it’s a hot take but meetings on Monday mornings/Friday afternoons should not be allowed. If I was in charge I would make it so
Prayer warriors come through 🙏🏽 just learned my nephew is into bo burnham
May 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Prayer warriors come through 🙏🏽 just learned my nephew is into bo burnham
André 3000 releasing ambient/improvised work, some of which was recorded on his phone in his house on some random days? Refreshing as hell if you ask me
May 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
André 3000 releasing ambient/improvised work, some of which was recorded on his phone in his house on some random days? Refreshing as hell if you ask me
Pretty sure I’ve been experiencing a migraine for the first time and my boss asked if it’s because of a powerpoint. Ma’am my job has an expiration date and the nonprofit sector (and every other sector too) is experiencing mass layoffs/funding loss. I wish a PowerPoint was my biggest worry rn 😭
May 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Pretty sure I’ve been experiencing a migraine for the first time and my boss asked if it’s because of a powerpoint. Ma’am my job has an expiration date and the nonprofit sector (and every other sector too) is experiencing mass layoffs/funding loss. I wish a PowerPoint was my biggest worry rn 😭
Brb crossing getting escorted* out of the pit off my 2025 bingo card
*kicked out bc everyone wanted to stand still and we did not, also we somehow were to blame for someone’s nail getting broken I did apologize but idk how tf that nail broke girl get better glue!!!
*kicked out bc everyone wanted to stand still and we did not, also we somehow were to blame for someone’s nail getting broken I did apologize but idk how tf that nail broke girl get better glue!!!
April 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Brb crossing getting escorted* out of the pit off my 2025 bingo card
*kicked out bc everyone wanted to stand still and we did not, also we somehow were to blame for someone’s nail getting broken I did apologize but idk how tf that nail broke girl get better glue!!!
*kicked out bc everyone wanted to stand still and we did not, also we somehow were to blame for someone’s nail getting broken I did apologize but idk how tf that nail broke girl get better glue!!!
Guys I have a major solitaire problem. I just open my browser and play for an amount of time that I will not disclose publicly
April 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Guys I have a major solitaire problem. I just open my browser and play for an amount of time that I will not disclose publicly
Crying as I tell my niece happy birthday bc I was the age she is now when I learned I was gonna be an aunt 😭😭 literally the coolest most bold kid in the world who gave me the most important job in my world UGH why does time pass so quickly!
April 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Crying as I tell my niece happy birthday bc I was the age she is now when I learned I was gonna be an aunt 😭😭 literally the coolest most bold kid in the world who gave me the most important job in my world UGH why does time pass so quickly!
Yesterday I wore big shirt little jort and realized I’ve become my aunt
April 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Yesterday I wore big shirt little jort and realized I’ve become my aunt
Finom audiotree session has saved me
April 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Finom audiotree session has saved me
When your niece sends this in the chat
April 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
When your niece sends this in the chat
I have to endure like 12 hours of training videos and I can’t skip/speed it up. It was via zoom so I have to just sit and watch while breakout groups happen. I have to sit through all technical difficulties/pauses. This is hell, methinks
April 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I have to endure like 12 hours of training videos and I can’t skip/speed it up. It was via zoom so I have to just sit and watch while breakout groups happen. I have to sit through all technical difficulties/pauses. This is hell, methinks
Haven’t posted bc I didn’t want to get my hopes up but Caleb and I got approved for the most perfect place and we can’t wait to show frans n fram 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠 feel so excited I need to gnaw and gnash
April 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Haven’t posted bc I didn’t want to get my hopes up but Caleb and I got approved for the most perfect place and we can’t wait to show frans n fram 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠 feel so excited I need to gnaw and gnash
Had an emotional day from the start and started scrolling endlessly, so I decided my post-work activity was to find a bench and write something about that
April 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Had an emotional day from the start and started scrolling endlessly, so I decided my post-work activity was to find a bench and write something about that
Genuinely thought the beatles biopic was an april fools joke. The fact that it’s real is actually more funny tho
April 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Genuinely thought the beatles biopic was an april fools joke. The fact that it’s real is actually more funny tho
New Djo album is actually full of bangers… good thing I’m taking this to my grave! Wait-
April 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
New Djo album is actually full of bangers… good thing I’m taking this to my grave! Wait-
Fingers and toes crossed I get this new job bc my boss asked if I’m interested in doing work I have 0 interest in and I had to force a yes bc I have nothing else lined up ha ha lol
April 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Fingers and toes crossed I get this new job bc my boss asked if I’m interested in doing work I have 0 interest in and I had to force a yes bc I have nothing else lined up ha ha lol
🚨DID YOU KNOW🚨
that if you put biscuit dough in cinnamon sugar and bake you will get wonderful cinnamon biscuits? And did you know that if you cook some apples in sugar and cinnamon you will have a nice goopy breakfast treat?
that if you put biscuit dough in cinnamon sugar and bake you will get wonderful cinnamon biscuits? And did you know that if you cook some apples in sugar and cinnamon you will have a nice goopy breakfast treat?
March 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
🚨DID YOU KNOW🚨
that if you put biscuit dough in cinnamon sugar and bake you will get wonderful cinnamon biscuits? And did you know that if you cook some apples in sugar and cinnamon you will have a nice goopy breakfast treat?
that if you put biscuit dough in cinnamon sugar and bake you will get wonderful cinnamon biscuits? And did you know that if you cook some apples in sugar and cinnamon you will have a nice goopy breakfast treat?
Only a shitass company like amazon would cast lizzo as sister rosetta tharpe
March 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Only a shitass company like amazon would cast lizzo as sister rosetta tharpe
Within an hour 3 things happened:
1. Ate rice and cheese
2. Remembered tomorrow is the anniversary of my mom’s passing
3. Had to decide if I would like to receive a 60-day employee termination notice or not
Wonder what else is in store for today!
1. Ate rice and cheese
2. Remembered tomorrow is the anniversary of my mom’s passing
3. Had to decide if I would like to receive a 60-day employee termination notice or not
Wonder what else is in store for today!
March 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Within an hour 3 things happened:
1. Ate rice and cheese
2. Remembered tomorrow is the anniversary of my mom’s passing
3. Had to decide if I would like to receive a 60-day employee termination notice or not
Wonder what else is in store for today!
1. Ate rice and cheese
2. Remembered tomorrow is the anniversary of my mom’s passing
3. Had to decide if I would like to receive a 60-day employee termination notice or not
Wonder what else is in store for today!
I’ve reached the age where my college is reaching out to me to give them money. Girl look at the status of my loans and quiet down!
March 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’ve reached the age where my college is reaching out to me to give them money. Girl look at the status of my loans and quiet down!
Love meditating love my therapist love therapy love journaling also love the ube lavender latte I got at good karma. Many good things today 🙏🏽
March 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Love meditating love my therapist love therapy love journaling also love the ube lavender latte I got at good karma. Many good things today 🙏🏽
Today my boss asked “how can we monetize zines?” 😂🤣😂🤣😭
March 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today my boss asked “how can we monetize zines?” 😂🤣😂🤣😭