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Wandering, currently in Chicago | Mostly art, food, and whimsical
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Comedy is tragedy plus time plus 280 characters, apparently.
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The password to the Louvre’s video surveillance system was “Louvre,” according to a museum employee
Password to Louvre’s video surveillance system was 'Louvre', according to employee
According to an employee with knowledge of the system, the password to the Louvre's video surveillance system was simply "Louvre" at the time of the robbery last month.
abcnews.go.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Happy Met Gala Day, for those who celebrate
May 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Happy Met Gala Day, for those who celebrate
Happy Stagecoach, for those who celebrate 🥳
April 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Happy Stagecoach, for those who celebrate 🥳
Happy Warriors play in game, and tax filing deadline day, for those who celebrate!
April 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Happy Warriors play in game, and tax filing deadline day, for those who celebrate!
Happy Coachella x Couch-ella, for those who celebrate!
April 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Happy Coachella x Couch-ella, for those who celebrate!
So apparently there are originally $2.99 pastel Tr*der J*oes tote bags on the resale market for like $1600.00, and I can only think of the person I once saw on the El with an employee shirt and a hat that said "I hate people".
April 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
So apparently there are originally $2.99 pastel Tr*der J*oes tote bags on the resale market for like $1600.00, and I can only think of the person I once saw on the El with an employee shirt and a hat that said "I hate people".
My neighbors are definitely getting started early on this St. Patrick’s Day weekend 🍀
March 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
My neighbors are definitely getting started early on this St. Patrick’s Day weekend 🍀
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they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls
March 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls
My version of the “For sale, baby shoes. Never worn” poem
March 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My version of the “For sale, baby shoes. Never worn” poem
Flashes semi-exclusive™️
March 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Flashes semi-exclusive™️
Bluesky Exclusive™️
March 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I tried to explain the phrase "fracturing of the monoculture" to a family member who had no idea what I was talking about, and I suppose that was a self-fulfilling prophecy.
February 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I tried to explain the phrase "fracturing of the monoculture" to a family member who had no idea what I was talking about, and I suppose that was a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Ideas are like cars: You get a new one and suddenly you see it everywhere. It makes you smile when you see a stranger moving through the world in the same way. It’s a sign you made a good choice.
But no ride lasts forever. Someday you’ll move on and forget what it’s like to see the world from here.
But no ride lasts forever. Someday you’ll move on and forget what it’s like to see the world from here.
February 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ideas are like cars: You get a new one and suddenly you see it everywhere. It makes you smile when you see a stranger moving through the world in the same way. It’s a sign you made a good choice.
But no ride lasts forever. Someday you’ll move on and forget what it’s like to see the world from here.
But no ride lasts forever. Someday you’ll move on and forget what it’s like to see the world from here.
It's Music's Biggest Night™️ (in about 8 hours for me), and that promo copy is so On Brand.
For the record, I like the Grammys, since it's all performances / songs.
For the record, I like the Grammys, since it's all performances / songs.
February 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It's Music's Biggest Night™️ (in about 8 hours for me), and that promo copy is so On Brand.
For the record, I like the Grammys, since it's all performances / songs.
For the record, I like the Grammys, since it's all performances / songs.
Whenever I hear the intro to Ashley Parks' song "Ruins" from Emily In Paris, I think it sounds similar to the intro to "I'm Just Ken" from the Barbie movie.
January 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Whenever I hear the intro to Ashley Parks' song "Ruins" from Emily In Paris, I think it sounds similar to the intro to "I'm Just Ken" from the Barbie movie.
Carrie Underwood sang at the inauguration? Oh no...
January 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Carrie Underwood sang at the inauguration? Oh no...
I referred to a dog's breed as a dog's "Brand" tonight, so I guess that's where my head's at.
January 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I referred to a dog's breed as a dog's "Brand" tonight, so I guess that's where my head's at.
That's...one way to pronounce "Acura".
January 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
That's...one way to pronounce "Acura".
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January 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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There's another NFL brand collab releasing tomorrow, and there is a *zero* percent chance I can afford it, LOL.
January 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
There's another NFL brand collab releasing tomorrow, and there is a *zero* percent chance I can afford it, LOL.
Well, I give the Golden Globes credit for immediately putting Nikki Glaser's monologue on YouTube, possibly even while the show is airing*
*I am not watching.
*I am not watching.
January 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Well, I give the Golden Globes credit for immediately putting Nikki Glaser's monologue on YouTube, possibly even while the show is airing*
*I am not watching.
*I am not watching.
If the Bears hold on to beat the Packers, it would so on brand for them to win a "rivalry" game in the most meaningless NFL week.
January 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If the Bears hold on to beat the Packers, it would so on brand for them to win a "rivalry" game in the most meaningless NFL week.
I am zero percent involved/invested, but I do vaguely like a basketball player doing a flower shop pop up. I wish it was more than 1 day, though.
January 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I am zero percent involved/invested, but I do vaguely like a basketball player doing a flower shop pop up. I wish it was more than 1 day, though.
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A new Bible is being written, in bits and pieces. People will read it until the end.
One book is about you. Don’t worry; there aren’t any miracles. It’s like the Book of Ruth— a story about people, their choices, and what they say about the world.
And it starts with something that happens today.
One book is about you. Don’t worry; there aren’t any miracles. It’s like the Book of Ruth— a story about people, their choices, and what they say about the world.
And it starts with something that happens today.
January 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
A new Bible is being written, in bits and pieces. People will read it until the end.
One book is about you. Don’t worry; there aren’t any miracles. It’s like the Book of Ruth— a story about people, their choices, and what they say about the world.
And it starts with something that happens today.
One book is about you. Don’t worry; there aren’t any miracles. It’s like the Book of Ruth— a story about people, their choices, and what they say about the world.
And it starts with something that happens today.
Avoiding the red line is the *only* reason I go to the worst Apple Store in Chicago (Michigan Ave).
January 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Avoiding the red line is the *only* reason I go to the worst Apple Store in Chicago (Michigan Ave).