“Ego-system” is the new “for all intensive purposes”
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
“Ego-system” is the new “for all intensive purposes”
But, have you even tried a stuffing sandwich?
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
But, have you even tried a stuffing sandwich?
Run free urban goats, nobody can harness your chaos
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Run free urban goats, nobody can harness your chaos
Congratulating myself for not being a times subscriber for over 10 years
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Congratulating myself for not being a times subscriber for over 10 years
I choose not to vacuum because I don’t want to disturb the dog
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I choose not to vacuum because I don’t want to disturb the dog
lose
loathe
leave
but in tacky gold script
loathe
leave
but in tacky gold script
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
lose
loathe
leave
but in tacky gold script
loathe
leave
but in tacky gold script
Saw pink ribbon stickers on bananas so now I’m using them as underwire bras
November 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Saw pink ribbon stickers on bananas so now I’m using them as underwire bras
Not one kid has showed up at my door offering treats today
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Not one kid has showed up at my door offering treats today
Inevitable Death by Rhesus Monkey, a memoir
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Inevitable Death by Rhesus Monkey, a memoir
So, exactly what’s the process to be brought up on charges at The Hague?
October 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
So, exactly what’s the process to be brought up on charges at The Hague?
I’m süre qualified engineers have all signed off on permits & demo will be structurally sound
October 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’m süre qualified engineers have all signed off on permits & demo will be structurally sound
According to a friend it was “the most plentiful & beautiful shiva table I’ve ever seen”
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Saul Zabar, Smoked Fish Czar of Upper West Side, Dies at 97
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October 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
According to a friend it was “the most plentiful & beautiful shiva table I’ve ever seen”
Just turned into my mom complaining about the size of [cookie brand] these days
October 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Just turned into my mom complaining about the size of [cookie brand] these days
Shaun of the Dead Poets Society
Everything Everywhere All at Once Upon a Time in the West
Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film.
September 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Shaun of the Dead Poets Society
Most of my clothes are preloaded with balled up tissues in the pockets
September 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Most of my clothes are preloaded with balled up tissues in the pockets
I will be on PTO 9/23-9/24 and will reply when I return on 9/25 or whenever this rapture ends
September 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I will be on PTO 9/23-9/24 and will reply when I return on 9/25 or whenever this rapture ends
Sorry can’t make it to the rapture - I have back-to-back meetings scheduled
September 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Sorry can’t make it to the rapture - I have back-to-back meetings scheduled
Every 13-YO at this Bar Mitzvah knows *all* the lyrics to Don’t Stop Believing in the year 2025. I am astounded
September 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Every 13-YO at this Bar Mitzvah knows *all* the lyrics to Don’t Stop Believing in the year 2025. I am astounded
“Four Seasons Total Landscaping 911. How May I direct your call?”
August 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“Four Seasons Total Landscaping 911. How May I direct your call?”
No. For the 6th day in a row I’m not interested in expanding my games subscription. Stop asking and let me play
August 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
No. For the 6th day in a row I’m not interested in expanding my games subscription. Stop asking and let me play
It’s been 0️⃣0️⃣4️⃣ days since we’ve had a repairman “”fix”” our range
For context, bought in 2017, replaced motherboard 6 times
For context, bought in 2017, replaced motherboard 6 times
August 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It’s been 0️⃣0️⃣4️⃣ days since we’ve had a repairman “”fix”” our range
For context, bought in 2017, replaced motherboard 6 times
For context, bought in 2017, replaced motherboard 6 times
The ballroom mood board is just gold spray painted foam core with one (1) gold tassel
July 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The ballroom mood board is just gold spray painted foam core with one (1) gold tassel
Wonder if he’s sent a thank you note for the grift plane
June 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Wonder if he’s sent a thank you note for the grift plane