@ragemichelle.bsky.social
My hips don't lie, but they do complain
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Trump orders Hegseth to go after Kelly, hoping to drag him before a military court. A president turning Defense into his personal revenge tool, counting on the circus to distract from his own mess. The move is as clumsy as it is predictable.
#ProudBlue #DemVoice1
#ProudBlue #DemVoice1
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Trump orders Hegseth to go after Kelly, hoping to drag him before a military court. A president turning Defense into his personal revenge tool, counting on the circus to distract from his own mess. The move is as clumsy as it is predictable.
#ProudBlue #DemVoice1
#ProudBlue #DemVoice1
Petting zoos are so gross. Exploitive. Sad. Watching animals begging for pellets feels icky.
Unless the "petting zoo" is the oval office and trump is the sheep begging for pellets from Mamdani. Then that shit is hilarious.
Unless the "petting zoo" is the oval office and trump is the sheep begging for pellets from Mamdani. Then that shit is hilarious.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Petting zoos are so gross. Exploitive. Sad. Watching animals begging for pellets feels icky.
Unless the "petting zoo" is the oval office and trump is the sheep begging for pellets from Mamdani. Then that shit is hilarious.
Unless the "petting zoo" is the oval office and trump is the sheep begging for pellets from Mamdani. Then that shit is hilarious.
This is awesome. Seriously. He's fucking up their racism and it's just making them bonkers.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This is awesome. Seriously. He's fucking up their racism and it's just making them bonkers.
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If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?
Anyone here ever heard people using the phrase "underage man"? Anyone?
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Anyone here ever heard people using the phrase "underage man"? Anyone?
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Swalwell: Kristi Noem and Tom Homan, you should familiarize yourselves with this room. Get to know that witness chair — you’re going to be parked in it for a long time. Accountability is coming.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Swalwell: Kristi Noem and Tom Homan, you should familiarize yourselves with this room. Get to know that witness chair — you’re going to be parked in it for a long time. Accountability is coming.
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Epstein sent an email joking (maybe?) that Putin may have a video of trump sucking Bill Clinton's dick.
"Cocaines a hell of a drug" - Rick James
Gives a new meaning to big beautiful bill…
I guess we now know why the Clintons left a bad taste in Trump's mouth...
"Cocaines a hell of a drug" - Rick James
Gives a new meaning to big beautiful bill…
I guess we now know why the Clintons left a bad taste in Trump's mouth...
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Epstein sent an email joking (maybe?) that Putin may have a video of trump sucking Bill Clinton's dick.
"Cocaines a hell of a drug" - Rick James
Gives a new meaning to big beautiful bill…
I guess we now know why the Clintons left a bad taste in Trump's mouth...
"Cocaines a hell of a drug" - Rick James
Gives a new meaning to big beautiful bill…
I guess we now know why the Clintons left a bad taste in Trump's mouth...
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BRILLIANT!
Nancy Pelosi: "He's just a vile creature, the worst THING on the face of the earth." All the pearl clutchers can shut it. Trump has said worse and I’m glad he gets a taste of his own medicine.
I second the motion on the floor!
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
I second the motion on the floor!
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
BRILLIANT!
Frank Booth endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a dark room and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a dark room and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Frank Booth endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
The drippy faucet in my bathroom just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The drippy faucet in my bathroom just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
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Someday there will be a reckoning for the serial killings that the US government is engaged in on the oceans. Another admin should not refuse to extradite indicted officials to Intl Criminal Courts and senior military officers “just following orders” should not be exempted.
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Someday there will be a reckoning for the serial killings that the US government is engaged in on the oceans. Another admin should not refuse to extradite indicted officials to Intl Criminal Courts and senior military officers “just following orders” should not be exempted.
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I am a nyc teacher and would love cookies for my students for a celebration. Please repost. Thanks so much. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
October 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I am a nyc teacher and would love cookies for my students for a celebration. Please repost. Thanks so much. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Maybe he's building a ballroom so he can fulfill his fantasy of being a Disney princess?
He's gonna need at least an EEEE width on those glass slippers.
He's gonna need at least an EEEE width on those glass slippers.
October 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Maybe he's building a ballroom so he can fulfill his fantasy of being a Disney princess?
He's gonna need at least an EEEE width on those glass slippers.
He's gonna need at least an EEEE width on those glass slippers.
It is National Sarcasm Awareness month and Smack an Annoying Coworker day.
So far, I have escaped unscathed and I have no charges pending against me.
I feel like I should get an award.
So far, I have escaped unscathed and I have no charges pending against me.
I feel like I should get an award.
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It is National Sarcasm Awareness month and Smack an Annoying Coworker day.
So far, I have escaped unscathed and I have no charges pending against me.
I feel like I should get an award.
So far, I have escaped unscathed and I have no charges pending against me.
I feel like I should get an award.
My husband Randy and I were watching a documentary about The Clash.
Me: Did Joe Strummer just say "you're only as good as your trauma?"
Randy: Drummer. You're only as good as your drummer.
Me: Trauma works too, though, doesn't it?
Me: Did Joe Strummer just say "you're only as good as your trauma?"
Randy: Drummer. You're only as good as your drummer.
Me: Trauma works too, though, doesn't it?
October 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
My husband Randy and I were watching a documentary about The Clash.
Me: Did Joe Strummer just say "you're only as good as your trauma?"
Randy: Drummer. You're only as good as your drummer.
Me: Trauma works too, though, doesn't it?
Me: Did Joe Strummer just say "you're only as good as your trauma?"
Randy: Drummer. You're only as good as your drummer.
Me: Trauma works too, though, doesn't it?
Conversation that is exclusive to teenagers and political candidates:
"Can I have 10 dollars? No? How about 5? Okay, 3 then? Just a dollar. Can I have just ONE dollar?"
"Can I have 10 dollars? No? How about 5? Okay, 3 then? Just a dollar. Can I have just ONE dollar?"
October 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Conversation that is exclusive to teenagers and political candidates:
"Can I have 10 dollars? No? How about 5? Okay, 3 then? Just a dollar. Can I have just ONE dollar?"
"Can I have 10 dollars? No? How about 5? Okay, 3 then? Just a dollar. Can I have just ONE dollar?"
I just sent a text that included the words "I am not" and my predictive text suggested following that with "a good person"
My phone is a dick
My phone is a dick
October 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I just sent a text that included the words "I am not" and my predictive text suggested following that with "a good person"
My phone is a dick
My phone is a dick
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