do you think we’ll get banned from the corn maze if my partner beats me with a corn stalk

did you know that if you use a violet wand combined with a knife it feels like you're being cut open

I mean I love the idea of doing pet play in theory but lying under the veneer of civility is the carnal need to bite. to the bone. so in the interest of not tearing apart the other pet players I will refrain

honestly I think my interest in BDSM as a lifestyle got started when I read a werewolf/urban fantasy series and every time the pack wanted to do something or leave a room they all had to look to the alpha for permission

showing my cat I love him by bringing in a bloody, half-dead man and dropping him on the scratching post

stepping on legos is an erotic experience

tfw your liege knight is 100% fucking the demon he’s supposed to keep chained up (pretty sure the demon likes it actually)

so when you start to study a niche subject enough you begin to know the authors intimately. you see who they enjoy commenting on and who they’d spit on given half a chance. it’s kind of like academic wrestling. this is why i propose we open an academic rpf category on ao3

Few things in life are better than driving a man to madness with your mouth. Applicable to sex, vampires, werewolves, and eldritch invocations.

[bleeding profusely from a stab wound] oh. um. this is awkward. do you have any paper towels? could you pass–HEY. hey. those are my intestines. now who’s going to clean up all this blood. thanks for that.

i love puzzles and i LOVE people that are puzzles but it’s not socially acceptable to treat people like puzzles. so yeah that’s why i’m a writer

Cross-posting my pinned tumblr post while I figure Bluesky out!