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Rachel Nolan
@rachelnolan.bsky.social
Data Scientist. she/her. dog lover. Opinions my own. Other stuff. 🏳️‍⚧️.
Another day, another musical AI fever dream. I don't think Malkmus or anyone has a bluesky, so I'll just #pavement #ai
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
In a world of Bart Harley Jarvises, be a Taffy Lee Fubbins. #itysl
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Academic freedom should protect honest criticism of Charlie Kirk, even if the criticism is delivered with an irreverent tone.

My new opinion piece on Syracuse.com:
www.syracuse.com/opinion/2025...
Syracuse University must protect faculty who criticize Charlie Kirk (Your Letters)
To maintain the ethos of thorough inquiry at universities, "we must protect professors from institutional interference in the things they say and write," says the letter writer.
www.syracuse.com
September 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Moreover, if a hypothetical rape survivor wanted to make fun of Jeffrey Epstein, even to mock his death, it would be far more important to remember Epstein's horrible deeds than to castigate the victim for her tone.
September 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
RE Charlie Kirk:
September 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Yes, killing people is generally bad. But I have no room in my heart to feel sadness for a man who made a very conscious choice to spend his entire adult life profiting from sowing division, fear and hatred, gleefully putting a target on the back of vulnerable minorities every time he spoke. Sorry!
September 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This thread gets it. Potential Democratic candidates minmaxing the "how far under the bus can I throw trans people to increase votes w/o alienating too many?" question is absurd. If the result of the calculus is > 0, they're fucking up even if they throw Trump's tactics back at him (Newsom *cough)
This is trans rights, too. There is no viable position for the Democrats other than “trans rights are human rights.” Trying to triangulate a position where you throw trans people under the bus “just a little” to woo swing voters only feeds the right’s argument that trans people are a threat 1/x
Tapping the sign
September 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I was trying to make a joke that mimics Sean Penn's reviled novel "Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff" after seeing an article titled "Chat GPT5: It just does stuff". I tried this in Google's AI mode and I think I hit levels of meta-commentary I can't quite fathom here (aware of the irony, certainly).
September 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Today's thought exercise that's taxing my cognitive ability instead of doing my actual job:
Rewriting "Not Like Us" so it's about our dog Margie.

"Why you rollin on the floor/ain't you tired?"
"Trynna get a toy/and its prolly a Bite Bear"

*her rope bears we call "Bite Bears"
August 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Our 3yo had like a hundred fuckin questions about the rules & logistics & moral implications of how mogwais become gremlins, but ZERO questions about "sometimes people change from girl to boy" or "sometimes boys marry other boys" or whatever, kids dgaf, the problem has ALWAYS been bigot ass parents
it's crazy that being like "how do i explain gay couples to my kids?" isn't an unthinkably embarrassing to say in 2025. it's actually incredibly easy to explain, that should be like indignantly saying "how am I supposed to explain to my kids where the sun goes at night? did a bird steal it?!"
August 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Raaaayyyyyype, Meeeuuuurrrrddderrrr, they're just a prompt away, just a prompt away" - Merry Clayton, voice breaking.

"Woo" - Zuckerberg:

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Meta faces backlash over AI policy that lets bots have ‘sensual’ conversations with children
US senator Josh Hawley opened investigation into the tech giant, which said it had removed the policy guidelines
www.theguardian.com
August 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This is legitimately one of the most beautiful pathos-invoking pieces of art I've ever seen. This will go on the list of things I look at when I want to sob my eyes out at the general wonderfulness of dogs along with those ancient Roman dog obituaries.
Four puppies cuddling. Pompey, 1 century CE.
August 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I got added to a 7000 member block list for spreading "AI Disinformation" I've never felt so honored.
July 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
@econmarshall.bsky.social As the only "real econ" person I know or follow, give me your thoughts on Yanis Varoufakis. Read a piece by him in the Guardian and def want to know more
July 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
So like, normally I would quibble with assigning a gendered pronoun to an AI bot, but honestly, when a string of text appears discussing white genocide a la Jar Jar Binks on twitter, I think we all know that whatever produced it is a white guy.
May 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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that's still a lot of people, let's not focus on the negatives
3.5 million people turned out yesterday. Not one Capitol building stormed, not one police officer attacked. #handsoff
April 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The original text was going to be “Fuck off and die, Nazi scum!”
April 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I think we all know there's only one logical way this Corey Booker thing can end: www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8im...
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington -- Simpsons
YouTube video by MetalSonic7
www.youtube.com
April 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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The trump administration remains the world's most tragic version of Remembering Some Guys
TIL that national security adviser michael waltz is the brother in law of creed singer scott stapp
March 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Shit is shitty right now, but at least #MLB is back. Listening to The Baseball Project all day. As I said on fb, "1976," about Mark Fidrych does Big Star as well as Big Star could hope to do itself. If you're all about "Remembering Guys", check them out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmuN...
The Baseball Project - "Panda and the Freak" (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Yep Roc Records
www.youtube.com
March 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Exceedingly lukewarm take, but of all the songs out there that might encompass the fundamental gist of rock n roll, "Handle with Care" by the Traveling Wilburys might be the most accurate.
March 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM