Johnny Tart (he/him)
@queerjohnny.bsky.social
Just a Midwest US guy showing the thing between his thighs 🍆. 🏳️🌈
⚡️NSFW⚡️
🔞Nobody under 18!🔞
⚡️NSFW⚡️
🔞Nobody under 18!🔞
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Would you prefer a Candy Cane or Chestnuts? 🤔
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Would you prefer a Candy Cane or Chestnuts? 🤔
Thinking about roasting your chestnuts in my mouth 😋
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Thinking about roasting your chestnuts in my mouth 😋
Reposted by Johnny Tart (he/him)
What is the first thing you do when you come back home after work?
Me: ...
Me: ...
October 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What is the first thing you do when you come back home after work?
Me: ...
Me: ...
When you forgot his alt 😢
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
When you forgot his alt 😢
Quote post show me your bush...
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Quote post show me your bush...
1 splooge in the shorts is worth 2 in the hand.... or however the saying goes!
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
1 splooge in the shorts is worth 2 in the hand.... or however the saying goes!
Getting ready to take a shower 🚿
#TowelTuesdsy
#TowelTuesdsy
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Getting ready to take a shower 🚿
#TowelTuesdsy
#TowelTuesdsy
Maybe he's trying to tell me something 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Maybe he's trying to tell me something 🤔
When I said I needed to get up, I'm not sure this is what I meant🤣
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
When I said I needed to get up, I'm not sure this is what I meant🤣
It's a happy Tuesday because I'm still in my pajamas😁
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's a happy Tuesday because I'm still in my pajamas😁
Better late than never! 🤤
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Better late than never! 🤤
I've been neglecting my dick lately
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I've been neglecting my dick lately
I can't stay up all night looking at all the tasty 🍆or can I? 🤔😂
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I can't stay up all night looking at all the tasty 🍆or can I? 🤔😂
I better zip it up before I go outside
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I better zip it up before I go outside
Do these socks make me seem tall?
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Do these socks make me seem tall?
Reposted by Johnny Tart (he/him)
Your avi…
Lemme see it….
Lemme see it….
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Your avi…
Lemme see it….
Lemme see it….
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Reach for the sky!
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Reach for the sky!
Best day of the week!💦
November 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Best day of the week!💦
Good morning😘
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Good morning😘
I busted a ghost in my bed!
Happy Halloween 👻
Happy Halloween 👻
October 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I busted a ghost in my bed!
Happy Halloween 👻
Happy Halloween 👻
Shit to do today but I'd rather be doing something else
October 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Shit to do today but I'd rather be doing something else
Is it #MorningWood if it's only 1 in the morning? 🤔
October 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Is it #MorningWood if it's only 1 in the morning? 🤔