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Quantum Tease, PhD
@quantumtease.bsky.social
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Seattle-based burly-baby.

You'll never know if the glove is on or off until you dare to look.
🥼 #Burlesque 🤓#Nerdlesque 🎤 #Comedy 🖋️# Poetry
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Quantum Tease, PhD @quantumtease.bsky.social · Apr 3
While this wasn't my first time doing burlesque, it was a true milestone to work on my character and my act as part of the #ShowTHEM winter2025 cohort! Everyone in this picture has been such a crucial part of my journey!

Don't feel like a burlybaby anymore; does that make me a burly toddler?

💖💖💖
The #ShowTHEM winter 2025 cohort proudly poses after the graduation recital. Some are showing off diplomas. Everyone looks excited and proud and happy.
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Excited to announce that our workshop, “Laugh, Learn, and Shimmy: Science Communication with a Tease,” is in the running for the March 2026 Association of Science Communicators Conference in Portland!

Vote here:
www.associationofsciencecommunicators.org/conferences/...

#ASC2026 #SciComm
Quantum Tease, Posie D'Lish, Ranger Dick and Volopuous Raptor, the organizers of this workshop, encourage you to vote for "Laugh, Learn, and Shimmy"
October 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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This year has been a year of conventions for Geeky Comedy Seattle. We're so stoked to return to @geekgirlcon.bsky.social for a super special edition of the Geeky Comedy Showcase!

The will be comedy! There will be songs! There will be cosplay!

Join us on November 8 at 4:30pm!
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Screenshot from the Geekgirlcon schedule, Gaggle of Geeks will take place on Saturday, 4:30pm, in Storm
October 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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When you're preparing to go watch a burlesque take on Edgar Allen Poe, you gotta get a little extra.
A 3D printed black rose with rhinestones, a big black bow, and a raven skull. A fully rhinestoned raven skull with a bone through it's head is hanging to dry.
October 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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You know I'm going to kick off October in style: I'm bringing back my Magaera act for another round of angst and whips and veils so you don't want to miss it!

link.dice.fm/J8ffc524644d...
Quantum Tease poses with their back showing: a lab coat with their name elegantly written across the back. They are wearing a dark purple graduation hat. The rest of the image has details for Studio Saturday which takes place on Saturday, October 4th at 7:30 pm at Kremwork in Seattle.
October 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Who you gonna call?

👻
Quantum Tease, PhD smiles to the camera. They are wearing bold 80s style glasses, a jumpsuit with a name tag, a purple backpack, and have spacebuns in their hair. They are all smiles while seeming like they are about to unzip the jumpsuit.
September 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Take home message from the @seattlein2025.org panel on Public Speaking: "Embrace your inner imposter." ~ @mkhardywrites.com

Well, that happens to be the topic of my act that you can see on Saturday!
August 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Zagreus, I'm coming for you. Bring Thanatos too 😏
Quantum dressed as the video game Magaera takes a mirror selfie. Their hair is in a high ponytail and they are wearing a blue/purple tunic with gold chains and cuff.
June 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Am I anxious because I'm stressed, or am I anxious because I've been listening to Evanescence all day to get ready for tonight's show?
🤷‍♀️
quantumtease.bsky.social Quantum Tease, PhD @quantumtease.bsky.social · Jun 16
Branching into a different kind of nerdiness on Friday at #AOTease: A Fanfic Review.

Hope to see you there! The show starts at 9:30pm and the cast is 🔥
therendezvous.boldtypetickets.com/events/16829...
Banner for AOTease: A Fanfic Revue, in the style of the AO3 website. The banner details show date and time and the performers, all in the AO3 website theme. AOTease: A Fanfic Revue; June 20th at 9:30pm. 21+ A Fan-Created, Fan-Run, burlesque show for transformative works of performance fan fiction. Find Your Favorites (Cast List:) Beau NusHole; Quantum Tease, PHD; Pat Smear; Bottom Lez Fries; Thee Gemini Stone; Wren Candenz; Scandal From Bohemia; Annie Position; Cheree Lybenelle With an AOTease ticket, you can: Share in the fanworks Get notified about the next performer coming to the stage Participate in prize drawings All fans and fanworks are welcome!
June 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
quantumtease.bsky.social
Branching into a different kind of nerdiness on Friday at #AOTease: A Fanfic Review.

Hope to see you there! The show starts at 9:30pm and the cast is 🔥
therendezvous.boldtypetickets.com/events/16829...
Banner for AOTease: A Fanfic Revue, in the style of the AO3 website. The banner details show date and time and the performers, all in the AO3 website theme. AOTease: A Fanfic Revue; June 20th at 9:30pm. 21+ A Fan-Created, Fan-Run, burlesque show for transformative works of performance fan fiction. Find Your Favorites (Cast List:) Beau NusHole; Quantum Tease, PHD; Pat Smear; Bottom Lez Fries; Thee Gemini Stone; Wren Candenz; Scandal From Bohemia; Annie Position; Cheree Lybenelle With an AOTease ticket, you can: Share in the fanworks Get notified about the next performer coming to the stage Participate in prize drawings All fans and fanworks are welcome!
June 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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This is tonight! There are still some tickets at the door!!

💖💜💙
June 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Happy Pride, my friends!
This bisexual weirdo has not one, but two shows lined up for you!!

📷: Parade Images
A picture of quantum tease phr wearing a bi-color top, revealing a flower chest tattoo. Their arms are spread open. Text: June performances (details in thread) Instagram handle: @quantumtease
June 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Working on some comedy and burlesque to celebrate the land of chocolate and beer, come see the result on Thursday at Hotties and Bodies.

www.eventbrite.com/e/hotties-an...
Quantum Tease, PhD is holding a kirby-shaped otomotone and looking off to the right. Their hair is chin length and has the colors of the bi flag. The text says: Bawdy Comedian: Quantum Tease, PhD.
April 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Tomorrow, I will be trying out an updated (read: more ambitious) version of my "Covalent" act. New pasties! Live singing! Nitrile gloves!

Tickets and info:
therendezvous.boldtypetickets.com/events/16412...
Flyer for a birthday burlesque show, featuring a picture of Quantum Tease, PhD on a blue background with contours of jellyfish. Text says: Villainelle Pink presents: Mercryptid's cabaret; a queerly tentacular birthday spectacular. Drag! Burlsesque! Live Music! Tentacles!
April 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
quantumtease.bsky.social
While this wasn't my first time doing burlesque, it was a true milestone to work on my character and my act as part of the #ShowTHEM winter2025 cohort! Everyone in this picture has been such a crucial part of my journey!

Don't feel like a burlybaby anymore; does that make me a burly toddler?

💖💖💖
The #ShowTHEM winter 2025 cohort proudly poses after the graduation recital. Some are showing off diplomas. Everyone looks excited and proud and happy.
April 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
quantumtease.bsky.social
Tickets are still available for Moisture Fest, March 28, late-night show: moisturefestival.boldtypetickets.com/events/16289...
50% discount with the promo code FRISKY!

🌸🍒🌸🍒🌸🍒🌸
March 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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This month is going to be 🔥🔥🔥

I'll be singing and/or stripping at:

#MoistureFest 's #FriskyFriday on March 28, tickets via moisturefestival.org/calendar/202...

#SHOWthem Burlesque Basics graduation showcase
tinyurl.com/showthemwint...
Quantum Tease, PhD is dressed in a flowy wrap jumpsuit and is wearing pink animal ears. They are playing ukulele and singing in a microphone. There is a list of shows they will be at in March, including comedy and burlesque performances.
March 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Sharing various #WIP projects for upcoming performances. The glue just came in so I'll be rhinestoning these soon!
Quantum Tease PhD painted in blue, purple, and magenta on a white fabric in a fancy cursive script Red cherries painted on a white corset belt
March 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM