Everyone Hates Cynda
purplecaniac85.bsky.social
Everyone Hates Cynda
@purplecaniac85.bsky.social
Santa Claus: "And what would you like for Christmas ma'am?"

Me: "For the Carolina Hurricanes to have a healthy and consistent goalie tandem!"

Santa: "Look lady, I'm Santa Claus, not a miracle worker."

Thanks for nothing big guy. 🎅 #raiseup
November 24, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Honestly, I didn't think the Canes would win this one. Too many negative variables AND it was a mom's game.

They were dead men walking in to that arena.

Not worried. On to the next.
November 22, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Pittsburgh needs to make some changes fast. My husband is on the edge folks. THE EDGE.
Final:
Lightning 3
Penguins 2
November 20, 2024 at 3:17 AM
As much as it pains me to say this, I don't think the Ravens win today. Not with that defense. Ugh.
November 17, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Lol Martin with the ol "fuck you bitch" puck toss at Brady after the stop. That's the swag you need sir.
November 17, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Anyone else call the Lenovo Center the "Lenny" or is that just me??
November 16, 2024 at 1:33 PM
It happened. November 14th in the year of our Lord 2024, I caught COVID. Made it almost 5 years. Wtf man....
November 14, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Probably being an asshole. That's what everyone says anyway. 🤷‍♀️
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?

I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
November 13, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Morning conversations with George...

Him: Damn!
Me: What?!?
Him: I didn't win "Sexiest Man Alive" again. Maybe next year.

He's for sale. Make me an offer.

😑😑😑
November 13, 2024 at 1:57 PM