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Puppy Wilder
@puppywilder.bsky.social
Chicago dumb dog

Bork 🐾
@rubbergimptwo.bsky.social “I love you. But if we get shot while in the same car, I don’t want to haunt the same space with you”
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October 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“Yeah, I’m into sissification.” *pushes boulder up a mountain* - Nine
October 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Who’s exited for lubey phone cameras and a hotel full of shiny degenerates?! THIS DOG 💙🖤
Catch ya boi at MIR 😏
October 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Ah shit, here we go again 🔒

Day 1/31, let’s get it
October 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Wilder Quote of the day:

@dadvoid.bsky.social: So you’re calling Daddy a fascist?!

Wilder: Daddy is just a cog in the capitalist machine
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September 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Good dog behavior at Market Days 😏
August 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’d like to formally apologize for my drunk bluskeets last night. 𝘼𝙥𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 making cumcube margaritas is “gross” and “why would anyone drink that” ( ̶I̶ ̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶f̶a̶i̶l̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶s̶u̶e̶ 😇)

Anyway here’s some Wilder tail as penance for my sins
June 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If you want to upset @puptracer.bsky.social , offer him a marg blended with someone’s cum ice cubes 😈
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June 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I think it’s time that this pup got a new cage. Some something metal, maybe something smaller, maybe a different color, maybe something else(?). Any recommendations? 👉🏻👈🏻

(Thirst trap for engagement and good boy points 😘)
June 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Bringin’ Brat Pup Summer back 🖤💚
June 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Winner announced Fri 6th June.

GOOD LUCK! 🍀

T&Cs: go.were.dog/T&Cs
May 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Me: Let’s have a chill IML Sunday

Also me:
May 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you don’t already have IML Friday plans, come see ya dog at Primal at Jackhammer! Great DJs, drinks, and impact play demos throughout the night (including yours truly 👀)

So if you’ve ever wanted to see me get my ass beat (consensually), gear up and I’ll see you at Primal😘
May 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Leave it to @magnuspup.bsky.social to have dino decorations in the bathroom at @niteof1000tailz.bsky.social
May 4, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Workin’ hard, or hardly workin’ 😏

(The latter, cuz this cage and hot DMs are distracting me 😵‍💫)
April 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
𝘉𝘰𝘳𝘬
April 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Cleaning my apartment isn’t so bad when I have a 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 🫧
April 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’m suing @rbbrlecter.bsky.social for libel 😤
March 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Not locking this puppy in his cage overnight led to impromptu 2am dance party 🪩🐾
March 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Focused gamer dog with absolutely no distractions whatsoever 👾
March 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Side note, I really hate my og black hood lol. When my replacement hood for the white hood I lost gets in (*spoiler*), ya boi is gonna 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 in it 😈
March 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Morning zoomies 😏
March 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Dog is bored and horny, so lemme see them holes and poles 💦
December 22, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I highly recommend getting baked and meal prepping at 10pm on a Monday 🐾
December 10, 2024 at 5:04 AM