RedBayou
@pupbayou.bsky.social
Bad puns, big heart. 🚫AI. Writer, autist, contest goblin, internet dog. Lover of leather and fantasy. 32, gay, and married. I follow lots of content. Woof, y'all.
"You're a narcissist."
"I love myself way too much to be a narcissist."
"I love myself way too much to be a narcissist."
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"You're a narcissist."
"I love myself way too much to be a narcissist."
"I love myself way too much to be a narcissist."
Reposted by RedBayou
WoodPig Press is very excited to announce that we will be opening up to submissions on the 5th of January 2026! 🎉
Thinking of putting something forward? Don't worry, here's a Substack all about the submissions process, what we're looking for, and more.
substack.com/home/post/p-...
#micropress
Thinking of putting something forward? Don't worry, here's a Substack all about the submissions process, what we're looking for, and more.
substack.com/home/post/p-...
#micropress
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
WoodPig Press is very excited to announce that we will be opening up to submissions on the 5th of January 2026! 🎉
Thinking of putting something forward? Don't worry, here's a Substack all about the submissions process, what we're looking for, and more.
substack.com/home/post/p-...
#micropress
Thinking of putting something forward? Don't worry, here's a Substack all about the submissions process, what we're looking for, and more.
substack.com/home/post/p-...
#micropress
In case you're an internet animal writer that is unaware of this pub:
(Just be sure to read their submission guidelines, as they don't want zipperbacking, which eliminates a lot of furry stuff.)
(Just be sure to read their submission guidelines, as they don't want zipperbacking, which eliminates a lot of furry stuff.)
Submit submit submit!
plotthound.moksha.io/publication/...
(Submissions sent during our December 1-15 window will be published in our February 2026 issue.)
plotthound.moksha.io/publication/...
(Submissions sent during our December 1-15 window will be published in our February 2026 issue.)
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
In case you're an internet animal writer that is unaware of this pub:
(Just be sure to read their submission guidelines, as they don't want zipperbacking, which eliminates a lot of furry stuff.)
(Just be sure to read their submission guidelines, as they don't want zipperbacking, which eliminates a lot of furry stuff.)
World aids day: a thread.
Those that know me know I usually try to inform people about some manner of struggles HIV+ people endure on this day, and, as usual, this comes from both personal experience and research.
This years topic is the # of annual AIDS-related deaths that still happen.
Those that know me know I usually try to inform people about some manner of struggles HIV+ people endure on this day, and, as usual, this comes from both personal experience and research.
This years topic is the # of annual AIDS-related deaths that still happen.
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
World aids day: a thread.
Those that know me know I usually try to inform people about some manner of struggles HIV+ people endure on this day, and, as usual, this comes from both personal experience and research.
This years topic is the # of annual AIDS-related deaths that still happen.
Those that know me know I usually try to inform people about some manner of struggles HIV+ people endure on this day, and, as usual, this comes from both personal experience and research.
This years topic is the # of annual AIDS-related deaths that still happen.
Real shit. Keep creating. Keep interacting.
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Real shit. Keep creating. Keep interacting.
Not Walmart coming through with the most trailer-park Christmas decor I've ever seen.
(Yes, I've already ordered one.)
(Yes, I've already ordered one.)
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Not Walmart coming through with the most trailer-park Christmas decor I've ever seen.
(Yes, I've already ordered one.)
(Yes, I've already ordered one.)
Christmas decoration photo dump. Pt. 1
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Christmas decoration photo dump. Pt. 1
Devastating realization in editing room.
🙃
🙃
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Devastating realization in editing room.
🙃
🙃
Christ we are so fucked tbh.
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Christ we are so fucked tbh.
Crazy that writers are being asked to record their writing process to debase AI accusations.
1st, I dont want you to see the shitty first drafts. Why I have people to vet and edit them.
1st, I dont want you to see the shitty first drafts. Why I have people to vet and edit them.
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Crazy that writers are being asked to record their writing process to debase AI accusations.
1st, I dont want you to see the shitty first drafts. Why I have people to vet and edit them.
1st, I dont want you to see the shitty first drafts. Why I have people to vet and edit them.
You win this round, Capitalism Christmas.
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You win this round, Capitalism Christmas.
"I'll do it after another cup of coffee and a few more lines."
"..."
"Probably should've said paragraphs instead."
"..."
"Probably should've said paragraphs instead."
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"I'll do it after another cup of coffee and a few more lines."
"..."
"Probably should've said paragraphs instead."
"..."
"Probably should've said paragraphs instead."
Lmfaoooo. My most-used phrase in the editing room.
God I love the internet.
God I love the internet.
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Lmfaoooo. My most-used phrase in the editing room.
God I love the internet.
God I love the internet.
Reposted by RedBayou
Do what we tell you and we won't abandon you to everlasting torment
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Do what we tell you and we won't abandon you to everlasting torment
Gonna have to quit my job at the largest American megacorp because their insurance won't cover my life-saving meds.
My department makes them $80,000 a day in sales.
I just needed to share this somewhere, because I can't even enjoy writing anymore with the mental stress this has added.
My department makes them $80,000 a day in sales.
I just needed to share this somewhere, because I can't even enjoy writing anymore with the mental stress this has added.
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Gonna have to quit my job at the largest American megacorp because their insurance won't cover my life-saving meds.
My department makes them $80,000 a day in sales.
I just needed to share this somewhere, because I can't even enjoy writing anymore with the mental stress this has added.
My department makes them $80,000 a day in sales.
I just needed to share this somewhere, because I can't even enjoy writing anymore with the mental stress this has added.
Ring around the moon at midnight on Halloween? Nice.
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Ring around the moon at midnight on Halloween? Nice.
Only ended up getting 1 trick-or-treater. Which is kinda a bummer, but I still hope everyone had a good Halloween. Final pics before boxing it up to make room for Christmas.
November 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Only ended up getting 1 trick-or-treater. Which is kinda a bummer, but I still hope everyone had a good Halloween. Final pics before boxing it up to make room for Christmas.
Ready for the trick-or-treaters!
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ready for the trick-or-treaters!
Are you a booger?
Cause you're giving off "pick me" vibes.
Cause you're giving off "pick me" vibes.
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Are you a booger?
Cause you're giving off "pick me" vibes.
Cause you're giving off "pick me" vibes.
A H H H H H H H H H H
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A H H H H H H H H H H
Ofc it's Luigi tbh.
((Current Nintendo online icon)
((Current Nintendo online icon)
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ofc it's Luigi tbh.
((Current Nintendo online icon)
((Current Nintendo online icon)
Got my 4th piece of fan art today, and I gotta tell you there's nothing like inspiring someone to create.
"Look at this."
And you just slowly realize what scene and/or characters they drew, (even if a small one) and just... It reminds you why you first wanted to tell a good story. It's humbling.
"Look at this."
And you just slowly realize what scene and/or characters they drew, (even if a small one) and just... It reminds you why you first wanted to tell a good story. It's humbling.
October 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Got my 4th piece of fan art today, and I gotta tell you there's nothing like inspiring someone to create.
"Look at this."
And you just slowly realize what scene and/or characters they drew, (even if a small one) and just... It reminds you why you first wanted to tell a good story. It's humbling.
"Look at this."
And you just slowly realize what scene and/or characters they drew, (even if a small one) and just... It reminds you why you first wanted to tell a good story. It's humbling.