Me in 2012: b-b-but you can't call people queer! 🥺 even if ur self identity... what is someone gets... u-u-upset???
Me in 2025 to my trans fiancee: sup faggot
Her: sup homo
Me in 2025 to my trans fiancee: sup faggot
Her: sup homo
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Me in 2012: b-b-but you can't call people queer! 🥺 even if ur self identity... what is someone gets... u-u-upset???
Me in 2025 to my trans fiancee: sup faggot
Her: sup homo
Me in 2025 to my trans fiancee: sup faggot
Her: sup homo
What was the original purpose of the 🕴️ emoji. Like he conveys so many emotions and meanings but none of them are even remotely the same
February 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
What was the original purpose of the 🕴️ emoji. Like he conveys so many emotions and meanings but none of them are even remotely the same
I know this is someone literally coming out of the closet, but when I see this artwork by Keith Haring, I mentally picture it as if he just kicked the door open and started doing a little dance
February 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I know this is someone literally coming out of the closet, but when I see this artwork by Keith Haring, I mentally picture it as if he just kicked the door open and started doing a little dance
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Aquarius: "Mercury was in retrograde" is not an accepted legal defense. So the collapse of law has come at a pretty lucky time for you.
February 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Aquarius: "Mercury was in retrograde" is not an accepted legal defense. So the collapse of law has come at a pretty lucky time for you.
Minecraft was just a psyop to teach kids how to count in base 8 so they would be better at computer science
January 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Minecraft was just a psyop to teach kids how to count in base 8 so they would be better at computer science
Does anyone else who deals with chronic health issues just need an entire day to melt down in bed and not exist after having a really bad flare up? I need to get out of bed, but I just... CANNOT.
January 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Does anyone else who deals with chronic health issues just need an entire day to melt down in bed and not exist after having a really bad flare up? I need to get out of bed, but I just... CANNOT.
Taking a nap on Totoro's belly would fix me
January 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Taking a nap on Totoro's belly would fix me
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i wonder if we ever get to talk about the way some men who are angrily insecure about their height treat tall women (or those they assume are women) like absolute shit or is it forever a rehash of 'women are so vain and short men are victims of it'?
December 29, 2024 at 8:02 PM
i wonder if we ever get to talk about the way some men who are angrily insecure about their height treat tall women (or those they assume are women) like absolute shit or is it forever a rehash of 'women are so vain and short men are victims of it'?
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If you dislike something or it makes you uncomfortable, that’s okay! But you don’t need to let the creator know. You don’t need to let anyone know, honestly. You can just ignore it and move on with your life. Fandom is about enjoying the things you like, not bashing the things you hate.
I woke up in the night thinking about this & will forget if I don't wing it into the universe right now, so...
what are some etiquette tips you'd give to someone new to fandom spaces?
what are some etiquette tips you'd give to someone new to fandom spaces?
December 27, 2024 at 7:03 PM
If you dislike something or it makes you uncomfortable, that’s okay! But you don’t need to let the creator know. You don’t need to let anyone know, honestly. You can just ignore it and move on with your life. Fandom is about enjoying the things you like, not bashing the things you hate.
Guy on the phone: wh- the fuck you mean where am I? I'm on the bus! Of course I'm on the bus! *to the guy in front of him* bro, am I on the bus?
Guy: ...y-yeah?
Phone guy: YOU SEE???
Guy: ...y-yeah?
Phone guy: YOU SEE???
December 29, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Guy on the phone: wh- the fuck you mean where am I? I'm on the bus! Of course I'm on the bus! *to the guy in front of him* bro, am I on the bus?
Guy: ...y-yeah?
Phone guy: YOU SEE???
Guy: ...y-yeah?
Phone guy: YOU SEE???
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Everyone has that one insane candle in their home with the furiously twerking wick.
December 17, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Everyone has that one insane candle in their home with the furiously twerking wick.
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This is not the "V for Vendetta" Alan Moore wrote, but it is the one we deserve.
December 10, 2024 at 11:11 PM
This is not the "V for Vendetta" Alan Moore wrote, but it is the one we deserve.
Sometimes I wish I wasn't dopamine's bitch
December 7, 2024 at 5:50 PM
A dad and his two sons came to the science center today. Were dressed head to toe in Packers gear. I asked if they were from out of town and he said "yep! Here for the Lions game tonight!"
I personally apologized for any and all transgressions they face. God rest their souls.
I personally apologized for any and all transgressions they face. God rest their souls.
December 5, 2024 at 5:59 PM
A dad and his two sons came to the science center today. Were dressed head to toe in Packers gear. I asked if they were from out of town and he said "yep! Here for the Lions game tonight!"
I personally apologized for any and all transgressions they face. God rest their souls.
I personally apologized for any and all transgressions they face. God rest their souls.
Every time I hear a fun little fact about whales, it's always followed up with "researchers don't know why they do this" dude their brains are like 20 lbs, they do it because they understand the concept of having a cheeky little laugh
December 4, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Every time I hear a fun little fact about whales, it's always followed up with "researchers don't know why they do this" dude their brains are like 20 lbs, they do it because they understand the concept of having a cheeky little laugh
I previously posted these elsewhere, but this is now my thread of my favorite Spotify bios I come across when I'm browsing music
November 16, 2024 at 6:23 AM
I previously posted these elsewhere, but this is now my thread of my favorite Spotify bios I come across when I'm browsing music
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Happiness is mostly about being at the right place (swamp full of lily pads) at the right time (when you are a frog)
November 12, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Happiness is mostly about being at the right place (swamp full of lily pads) at the right time (when you are a frog)
ayyo who up ordering the femboy titties off of temu
November 12, 2024 at 1:36 AM
ayyo who up ordering the femboy titties off of temu
The way this is worded makes me think there is a way to harness stained glass for evil.
October 27, 2024 at 5:01 AM
The way this is worded makes me think there is a way to harness stained glass for evil.
As far as I'm concerned, buying this is paying $5 for a really nice new Tupperware container and you get some gelato to go with it.
April 21, 2024 at 2:24 AM
As far as I'm concerned, buying this is paying $5 for a really nice new Tupperware container and you get some gelato to go with it.
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Joan Miró, Rope and People, I, Barcelona, March 27, 1935
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134478
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134478
February 21, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Joan Miró, Rope and People, I, Barcelona, March 27, 1935
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134478
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134478
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look, they found where your takes come from !
August 17, 2023 at 12:57 AM
look, they found where your takes come from !
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billy joel: we didn’t start the fire
detective: I haven’t mentioned a fire
billy joel: shit
detective: I haven’t mentioned a fire
billy joel: shit
October 25, 2023 at 8:10 PM
billy joel: we didn’t start the fire
detective: I haven’t mentioned a fire
billy joel: shit
detective: I haven’t mentioned a fire
billy joel: shit