James Brown
@pulptor.bsky.social
Tāmaki Makaurau. Woke leftie, but not in a way where I promise to care about your feelings. #BHAFC
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I've never been prime minister so I don't know - is it a good sign when journalists start directly asking you if you're about to be rolled? Asking for a friend*
*thumb-headed gormless pillock
*thumb-headed gormless pillock
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I've never been prime minister so I don't know - is it a good sign when journalists start directly asking you if you're about to be rolled? Asking for a friend*
*thumb-headed gormless pillock
*thumb-headed gormless pillock
Ponsonby Rd celeb sighting - who tf would wear a red 'MAKE HLAH GREAT AGAIN' cap? Booga Beazley, obviously.
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Ponsonby Rd celeb sighting - who tf would wear a red 'MAKE HLAH GREAT AGAIN' cap? Booga Beazley, obviously.
I haven't been following the news super closely, but is there something about Trump being a West Ham supporter?
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I haven't been following the news super closely, but is there something about Trump being a West Ham supporter?
Antivaxers are pretty hilarious. It's like if RFK announced that cancer was caused by werewolves (he might) and most of us were horrified because that's insane bullshit, but one small group were flipping out because he didn't say cancer is caused by vampires.
September 24, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Antivaxers are pretty hilarious. It's like if RFK announced that cancer was caused by werewolves (he might) and most of us were horrified because that's insane bullshit, but one small group were flipping out because he didn't say cancer is caused by vampires.
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This is great. Do please watch it.
September 22, 2025 at 8:33 AM
This is great. Do please watch it.
I got up for this, for the benefit of those who want to watch with captions on. Go the Ferns!
I won't be getting up for this, but if you enjoy watching sports you should absolutely consider it!
SkyOpen (the free channel) is playing the Black Ferns v Canada tomorrow morning from 5am. Kick off at 6am
Set your alarms and support our wahine! #rwc2025 #blackferns
Set your alarms and support our wahine! #rwc2025 #blackferns
September 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I got up for this, for the benefit of those who want to watch with captions on. Go the Ferns!
Damn, I left the game before I had a chance to ask Chris how he feels about having Big Ange as his new gaffer.
September 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Damn, I left the game before I had a chance to ask Chris how he feels about having Big Ange as his new gaffer.
Does Aotearoa have the most (per capita) films about taking the kids and going bush (armed showdowns with police optional)?
September 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Does Aotearoa have the most (per capita) films about taking the kids and going bush (armed showdowns with police optional)?
Does anyone else have the unsettling feeling that one day soonish we're all going to realise, hey, the second US Civil War started, like, six months ago, but so incrementally that we didn't know to call it what it was?
September 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Does anyone else have the unsettling feeling that one day soonish we're all going to realise, hey, the second US Civil War started, like, six months ago, but so incrementally that we didn't know to call it what it was?
Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
August 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
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So let me get this straight. We invite the FBI boss to Wellington to open an office. He then says he'll use it to spy on our top export buyer, China, who is then as pissed as. Then Trump HIKES our tariff to 15% from 10%, making us less competitive vs Australia's beef/wine exports to US - still 10%.🤷♂️
August 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
So let me get this straight. We invite the FBI boss to Wellington to open an office. He then says he'll use it to spy on our top export buyer, China, who is then as pissed as. Then Trump HIKES our tariff to 15% from 10%, making us less competitive vs Australia's beef/wine exports to US - still 10%.🤷♂️
I'm a big believer in "living your life in a way that doesn't result in widespread celebration when you die"-amania.
July 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'm a big believer in "living your life in a way that doesn't result in widespread celebration when you die"-amania.
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OH MY GOD 💀
July 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
OH MY GOD 💀
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Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
July 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
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I hate hard coded captions on videos. Hate them.
Not because they're there but because they are usually totally wrong.
I can't not read them. I have to watch videos with my hand over the screen so I don't get distracted.
Utter garbage.
Not because they're there but because they are usually totally wrong.
I can't not read them. I have to watch videos with my hand over the screen so I don't get distracted.
Utter garbage.
July 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I hate hard coded captions on videos. Hate them.
Not because they're there but because they are usually totally wrong.
I can't not read them. I have to watch videos with my hand over the screen so I don't get distracted.
Utter garbage.
Not because they're there but because they are usually totally wrong.
I can't not read them. I have to watch videos with my hand over the screen so I don't get distracted.
Utter garbage.
US RWNJs today: "James Gunn must be jailed until he admits that Superman was born in America, like Jesus."
July 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
US RWNJs today: "James Gunn must be jailed until he admits that Superman was born in America, like Jesus."
You think YOU'RE excited about Zorhan winning the primary? I'VE been a fan since he danced with a snake in Blade Runner.
June 27, 2025 at 9:49 AM
You think YOU'RE excited about Zorhan winning the primary? I'VE been a fan since he danced with a snake in Blade Runner.
First they came for the punctuation and I said sweet an excuse to be lazy
then they came for the capital letters and i said hey fellow kids check it out i'm fitting in
thn thy cm fr th vwls nd i sd hy gys i thnk ths mght b a stp 2 fr bt thy wr lk 2 bd dckhd u jmpd n ths mthfckr 2 lt 2 gt ff nw
then they came for the capital letters and i said hey fellow kids check it out i'm fitting in
thn thy cm fr th vwls nd i sd hy gys i thnk ths mght b a stp 2 fr bt thy wr lk 2 bd dckhd u jmpd n ths mthfckr 2 lt 2 gt ff nw
June 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
First they came for the punctuation and I said sweet an excuse to be lazy
then they came for the capital letters and i said hey fellow kids check it out i'm fitting in
thn thy cm fr th vwls nd i sd hy gys i thnk ths mght b a stp 2 fr bt thy wr lk 2 bd dckhd u jmpd n ths mthfckr 2 lt 2 gt ff nw
then they came for the capital letters and i said hey fellow kids check it out i'm fitting in
thn thy cm fr th vwls nd i sd hy gys i thnk ths mght b a stp 2 fr bt thy wr lk 2 bd dckhd u jmpd n ths mthfckr 2 lt 2 gt ff nw
One of the questions in the Tuning Fork music quiz yonight was 'What is this singer's first name?' The theme of the round was 'Brown' and the song was I Got You. Yes, reader, I did in fact get that question correct.
June 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
One of the questions in the Tuning Fork music quiz yonight was 'What is this singer's first name?' The theme of the round was 'Brown' and the song was I Got You. Yes, reader, I did in fact get that question correct.
I hope they do something cool with this great building. I can see it out of my bedroom window.
June 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I hope they do something cool with this great building. I can see it out of my bedroom window.
If we all just declare him Prime Minister, there's nothing they can do about it.
May 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
If we all just declare him Prime Minister, there's nothing they can do about it.
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Being told to "shut up you dickhead" by Don McGlashan is literally the worst thing that can happen to you as a New Zealander
May 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Being told to "shut up you dickhead" by Don McGlashan is literally the worst thing that can happen to you as a New Zealander
Faith would like to be Tim Brooke-Taylor, but she's really Bill Oddie. I would like to be Graeme Garden, but I am also Bill Oddie. That's why we're happily married. Find your Goodies match, people.
May 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Faith would like to be Tim Brooke-Taylor, but she's really Bill Oddie. I would like to be Graeme Garden, but I am also Bill Oddie. That's why we're happily married. Find your Goodies match, people.
Calling it now - the Potter TV series will be a massive flop. The Venn-diagram segment of normies who A) aren't woke enough to care that JK is a bigot, but B) aren't also so racist they piss their pants that Snape is Black just can't be big enough to cover $180M per episode.
May 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Calling it now - the Potter TV series will be a massive flop. The Venn-diagram segment of normies who A) aren't woke enough to care that JK is a bigot, but B) aren't also so racist they piss their pants that Snape is Black just can't be big enough to cover $180M per episode.