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Kelsey🍄🪴🖤
@puddlesailor42.bsky.social
32|MKE|she/they|momma to 3+1 in the stars✨
🌲Lover of nature🍄
📚Bookseller and reader📖
🎧 twenty one pilots |-/
🎮 cozy gamer 🕹️
Have so much to get done today.. work 9-5 and I know I’m probably cleaning the bathrooms (my least favorite work task lol) and then I’ve gotta go grocery shopping after work and start some holiday shopping.. I’m already tired lmao
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
There is nothing in this world that could prepare me to go back to work today. I really really really need a vacation.🥲
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Stayed up way too fucking late fighting with a man again 🥲

Why do I do this to myself
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I stop talking to everyone because I feel like a *burden* and then I feel bad because I have no friends lmfao
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Woke up from my little nap to 50 first dates playing on the tv (my comfort movie) and it’s been a while since I actually paid attention to the whole movie.. no wonder why I’ve always loved it. I’ve always wanted someone to love me the way Henry loves Lucy.🥺
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
When you ask if there are gluten free options available and they say yes of course and then this is the gluten free option 😩😩😩
I am CRYING 😭🤣 had dinner tonight at a *Michelin* restaurant and the amuse bouche had gluten so my mom and I got "fresh crudite with ranch" PLEASEEEE this is the funniest gluten free item I've ever been served
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Probably gonna fall asleep from stress and take a quick nap so idk do the thing lol (chronic boredom has gotten me today)
Yall seem to find my link no problem anyway, but I’m gonna attempt to get a few things done and put myself in a better mood so idk. Leave me messages or something I suppose.

ngl.link/kelsey4531
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November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Think I might actually have POTS or something because holy fuck I am like physically unwell all of a sudden 😵‍💫
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Would love if these heart palpitations would stop because it turns my anxiety to a 100 so fucking fast.🥲
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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i don’t know shit about fuck
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My favorite animal crossing hack is having my daughter play as me when I go to work for Lottie and she just decorates freely and generates money.😂
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Posting an old one because now *I* can’t stop thinking about you and who ever tf you are.. like literally nobody talks to me so whoever you are, you haven’t even tried talking to me??
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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The sad thing is we are never going to see in our own lifetimes and likely for the rest of the time the world exists, a world free of predators.

& it’s simply because there are too many predator sympathizers, enablers, and no actual protection for the victims.
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m so tired of seeing “AI art.”

It is not art. It is theft. Stop it with that shit. Have I used AI? Yes. Do I regret it now? Also yes.
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Need to make some decisions about all the stuff I have on my stash to buy at work.. someone put my name on a gorgeous copy of Trench on CD.. but I lost my CD collection years ago.. sooo do I restart it? Or save myself from another collection?? Lmao
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ah… another nature book I must add to my collection.
My nature journal Secrets of a Devon Wood is available to buy in @Waterstones if you're on the hunt for a gift for a nature lover. There's some signed copies in the Newton Abbot branch.
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Just realized I just accidentally starved myself all day. Oops
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Just sitting here patiently waiting for people to show up to sell their turnips!!! 🫜 DODO code is CN56L. Just let me know you’re on your way!
Turnips are 436 each at Nook’s! (See previous post)
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Anyone playing animal crossing new horizons and have turnips to sell??

Gates are open… reply for the dodo code.

#animalcrossing #turnips
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Not my cat laying on my chest & freaking out at my heart palpitations…💀 well at least I know it’s not my own imagination
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You ever type out whole messages to people just to delete them over and over and then forget to respond because you’re a horrible person? Or just me?🙃
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Being an SA victim in this horrible fucking timeline while also simultaneously learning about all these new quantum theories about time folding in on itself & all that wild stuff really has me sitting here in that victim mindset wondering what I did to cause my abuse 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’m so tired of rich assholes trying to tell us all how to save money
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Yall seem to find my link no problem anyway, but I’m gonna attempt to get a few things done and put myself in a better mood so idk. Leave me messages or something I suppose.

ngl.link/kelsey4531
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November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My worst habit in speech & writing is using a word naturally within that speech and then afterwards looking it up to make sure it meant what I thought it meant. (Usually I am correct but occasionally I’ll misuse a word lol)
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM